Chapter 551: The scene of the death of a large society
"This is my mentor, how could I lie to me?"
Jiang Hao had no choice but to take the porcelain bottle from his father's hand again, peeled off the bottle cap, and immediately emitted a faint fragrance from the bottle. It was the faint fragrance of herbal medicine, which was refreshing and refreshing.
It attracted the attention of parents in an instant.
"This thing is a little bit of a thing!"
"It's a little bit!"
"I mean this bottle is not like modern craftsmanship, but the medicine that the masters can use in this bottle, I believe it is true!"
"..., come on, everyone will take one first." Jiang Hao was speechless at his father's words, but he still poured out two pills from the bottle and handed them over.
"Eat it, can our son harm us?"
Jiang's father took two pills carelessly, fed one to Jiang's mother's mouth, and ate the other one by himself.
The elixir melted in the mouth, and that feeling suddenly made them lit up: "This is a bit like chocolate melted in the mouth, with a strong medicinal aroma!"
"Yes, it's so amazing. It seems that this is indeed a good thing!"
Only then did her mother feel relieved. She was usually a little scared of taking medicine. Sometimes she had a cold and fever, so she would rather boil it herself than take a pill, let alone a pill such a large pill.
When Jiang's father just put the pills in her mouth, she was thinking, how could he swallow such a large pill?
When she was about to get a water cup and drink some water to moisten it, she suddenly realized that the pill had melted like chocolate.
"I just said, our son can't harm us!"
Gululu~
Sudden,
Jiang's mother's stomach was overwhelming, and she could clearly hear the sound in her belly through her belly. Jiang's father's face turned dark in an instant, and he was secretly blaming himself for speaking too much that he had taken this medicine to ruin his stomach!
"No, this medicine is indeed a fake medicine. I have taken it badly and I have to go to the bathroom!"
After saying that, Jiang's mother rushed into the single bathroom in the office and closed the door. Then a burst of thunder sounded out.
Jiang Hao was not worried. This was a normal reaction for ordinary people after taking medicine, and the residual impurities and toxins in the body were eliminated.
Seeing that his son was calming down, Jiang Hao thought that Jiang Hao was feeling guilty at this time, so he comforted him: "Haohao, it's okay, your mother is weak in physique, just go to the toilet, don't stop doing this kind of messy fake medicine next time
Let your mom…”
Gululu~
Suddenly,
The atmosphere instantly solidified. Before Jiang's father finished speaking the word "eat" and his face changed. He cursed himself secretly and said that he didn't have enough memory. He couldn't say too much, but he just couldn't remember it!
"Wife, are you doing well? I also want to go to the bathroom!"
Jiang's father covered his stomach, and his stomach was also overwhelming, and he felt that his butt could not be pinched!
"No, go to the staff bathroom outside!"
At the critical moment, Jiang's mother could give way, so she had to instruct him to go to the staff bathroom outside.
Jiang's father didn't think much, and immediately rushed out of the office and headed straight to the employee's bathroom. He only had a toilet now, and he had no other requests!
Xiaoma was a member of Jiang's father's company. After holding it in for a while, he felt a little strange when he saw the boss in front rushing into the bathroom in a hurry.
Usually there is an independent bathroom in the boss's office, and the employees have almost no chance to share the toilet with the boss. Now that the opportunity has come, he wants to hide away.
No employee has the courage to compete side by side with the boss!
after all,
From peeing time to peeing efficiency, comprehensive scores, winning or losing is not pleasing to employees!
Xiaoma was already a little anxious to urinate, and her legs were almost eighty, but in order not to make the boss feel inferior, he decided to wait first.
"Why haven't you come out yet? Is it a big size? Then don't care. Come and leave after you get on!"
After waiting for a while, Xiaoma found that the boss was not urinating, so she decided to go in and secretly go to the toilet. Anyway, if the boss is a large size, he should be in the compartment.
But as soon as he arrived at the door of the men's bathroom, he heard the sound of a mountain torrent leak coming from inside, which made him want to laugh, but he was afraid that the boss inside would hear it.
So he endured it and stepped into the men's bathroom. The next second, his face changed:
Vomit ~
A fishy smell that soared into the sky hit his head, so he couldn't help but retching for a while, but immediately realized that it was not possible. The person inside was the boss, and he would be heard by the boss like this.
I immediately endured it.
He held his breath, rushed into the urinal, unbuttoned his pants, and prepared to undress him slightly, but he had insufficient oxygen in his body, and his face turned red for a moment.
【No, I'm going to be suffocated, I'll take a breath!】
Vomit ~
The pony collapsed!
Is the boss eating shit?
So stinky?
The pony, who was fully prepared, couldn't escape his vomiting. He had never smelled the smell before when he grew up so old and had no resistance at all!
At this time, Jiang's father, who heard the noise outside, hid in the bathroom and did not dare to speak. He even felt psychologically hindered. He thought that he would wait until the employees outside left before releasing them!
I can tolerate the shit I'm doing a little bit, but the taste is indeed amazing.
"Hey! My reputation for life!"
Jiang's father sighed, feeling that the biggest mistake he had in his life was the son he had.
If you don’t have a son, you won’t take the medicine he brought back, and you won’t be soaking this earth-shaking shit!
"Xiaoma, what's wrong with you? Why are you red and sick?"
As soon as Xiaoma left the bathroom, he met his colleague Xiao Wang. He also came to the toilet at this time. Seeing that the other person's face turned red, he thought he was uncomfortable, so he asked with concern.
"Huh~ I almost threw my life inside. If you are not in a hurry, listen to my advice and hold it in for a while. If you are in a hurry, the women's bathroom next door will definitely be your best choice!"
When Xiao Wang saw the other party's expressions, he thought Xiao Ma was teasing him and actually fooled him to go to the women's bathroom. If he really went to the women's bathroom today, wouldn't he be laughed to death by others!
"Come on, why don't you go to the women's bathroom?" After that, he bypassed Xiaoma and walked into the men's bathroom!
Vomit ~
Just as Xiaoma was about to leave, a "dry retching" suddenly came from the bathroom behind him. He paused and shook his head with lingering fear: If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer a loss in front of you.
Then he left the bathroom and returned to work.
Jiang Hao sat leisurely on Jiang's father's boss chair, poured some tea with a cup, and waited while drinking.
Jiang's mother came out of the toilet first, but as soon as she came out, she looked at her son with anger: "Tell me, where did you buy fake medicine? I have to smash his bedding and sell fake medicines."
Forget it, get some corn starch and other medicines that are fine after taking people, at least they have not broken down to the bones, but what is this medicine? The intestines almost pulled out!"