Chapter 1,133 Life and dreams are on the right track
Of course, the only person on this earth is Sergeant Youyou.
Yu Lian felt a little emotional for a moment. Even he found it hard to imagine that a few hours ago, the anti-system angry rock and roll youth who was chatting about the electric guitar on the stage had now become a young man with children.
An arithmetic teacher. Isn’t this persona switching too fast?
And, then again, it's almost twelve o'clock now. Normal children should have gone to bed long ago. Is there any efficiency in learning arithmetic at this time?
Sure enough, very soon, Poyoyou overturned because of a double-digit addition and subtraction mistake, and naturally the whole formula could not be solved. He was spinning around in circles, but the weird children behind him were all happy.
Oh my god, it was time to start singing and dancing. Finally, there was a Fedo shapeshifter child with fluffy leaf-like hair who couldn't stand it anymore and reached out to point out Pocoyo's mistake.
Amidst the strange laughter of the children, Youyou took out a lollipop and gave it to the Fedor child.
...Speaking of which, Feido looks like a spirit made from vines and bushes. Although it is also a carbon-based organism, can it really digest sugar?
In short, this former sergeant of the New Yumen Guards still looks so stupid. How does he look like a teacher? However, just because he looks so stupid, even if he does not become a top teacher
The teacher must also be a good child king.
Yu Lian looked at Youyou's big mouth with a particularly cheerful smile and the two rows of big teeth that reflected the dim light of the street lights. He felt that even if this child became a singer, he would still be ugly, but somehow he would still be a bit dignified.
Afterwards, the black man made several mistakes, but this unreliable teacher, with the help of reliable students, finally managed to complete the arithmetic class.
When the clock finally rang at midnight, Youyou announced that get out of class was over and allowed the children to move around freely. After twenty minutes, they would start their Chinese class - which was actually the alliance's common language class.
This is a municipal park, but there is plenty of space for activities. There are armed guards and robots standing at the intersection of the park, so there is no need to worry about security issues. The children left happily.
As for Youyou, he used his terminal to bring up a Tonglian Tong phonetic dictionary and a children's composition collection. After just two glances, he started to feel a little dizzy.
"Composition, composition class, how the hell are you going to teach this? I haven't even passed the third level of daily life in the Alliance Common Language!" He murmured to himself with a sad face, looking at the children who had run to play on the lawn in the distance.
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"Then how do you write lyrics?" A soft voice sounded from the roadside.
"Of course the lyrics are different. This is my dream! As long as you have perseverance, it will definitely come true! And I only wrote two sentences..." he replied subconsciously.
Is that called Guankou?
Only then did Youyou realize that someone was coming next to him, and he quickly looked in the direction of the sound. When he saw the appearance of the person clearly, he suddenly showed an ecstatic expression:
"Sir, sir? This must be an eye-opener for the universe! Sir, please save me! You must save me and help me give Chinese lessons to the students!"
Eh? When facing an old comrade you haven’t seen for a long time, should this be the first thing you say?
Then again, haven't you already joined the Black Sails band? Why are you taking night classes for your children here again? Don't you think it doesn't match your personality?
Of course, these words were a long story. So, the two of them chatted over two large glasses of Bingkuoluo and a bag of kerosene fruits, a famous specialty of Luhuai City.
After Poyoyou came to the alliance with his old comrade-in-arms Sergeant Bean Baca and his daughter, he officially became a glorious Nirvana. However, with the help of noble people, the latter and his daughter quickly settled down.
Because the former is a human being, he actually has many preferential policies in the Alliance and the Empire, and it is not difficult to settle down. However, he still chose to continue chasing his dream, doing odd jobs, performing on the streets, and participating in various bands.
To interview.
Before joining the Black Sail Band, he endured a lot of hardships, but also made many friends. Among them were some of the workers he met when he went to work in Luhuai City.
Now, "Youyou's midnight cram school" is opened for the children of those workers.
"You can also see that their race is actually nocturnal, and their parents also work night shifts. However, the alliance's public kindergartens and junior primary schools do not have night shifts. So, I saw that nothing was wrong, so I opened such a cram school.
There are two lessons for the children on each planet." Youyou laughed.
"Do you have to stay up late at least twice a week? Can your body handle it?"
"No problem. People just have to stay young and work harder." Youyou patted her chest: "Sir, I am also a musician. Among those who play music, who is not a night owl?"
This is still quite reasonable.
"We are not saints, and we all have to pay tuition. If you think about it, you can earn much more than me working in a bar. Moreover, I only need to spend two days preparing for lessons and two nights attending classes. The rest of the time is fine.
Used to make music.”
Well, based on your ability in the class just now, I guess the work of preparing for the class is really hard to describe.
However, for those children who did not have access to public night schools, cram schools like Youyou's, which are similar to grass-roots groups, are their only choice.
Of course, they can also go to private schools, but this is obviously not something ordinary alien workers can afford.
"However, this is probably because you are a human. You don't have to pay classroom rent to occupy a corner in the park. In most cases, the police and security robots will not investigate carefully." Yu Lian laughed.
Youdu nodded and grinned: "Yes, and there are some preferential policies. This can be considered a small and micro enterprise. It also has a formal tax account number and organization code."
"So, have you paid taxes to the Alliance?"
"Not a penny." Youyou patted her chest proudly.
...Well, considering the combat effectiveness of the Alliance Internal Revenue Service, this is indeed something to be proud of.
"But when it comes to cram schools, do you have a teaching license? No, this kind of license should require a college degree." Thinking of this, Yu Lian's eyes became suspicious.
"Look what you said, after all, I also graduated from the Non-commissioned Officer Technical School. I also got perfect marks in the cultural courses of the music school. If it weren't for my lack of money, I could be considered an academic musician now. Kecheng, who teaches primary school, will definitely be fine!
"Youyou is still very proud of her educational background.
Judging from your performance just now that you even miscalculated two-digit addition and subtraction points, this statement is really unconvincing.
"Besides, in the Alliance, you only need to take the teacher's license exam if you want to teach humans or go to a regular school to find a job. For me, I just need to go to the neighborhood and get half a volunteer certificate."
In short, Youyou has stayed in Black Sail City for half a year, and the scale of his cram school has also expanded a lot. The number of classes he needs to attend has increased from two to six, and he has two more teachers and one
Clerk. This "Youyou's Midnight Tutorial School", except that it still does not have its own classroom and continues to operate in the park, is already a regular tutoring company.
"It's a very inspiring entrepreneurial experience! It also makes me feel familiar." Yu Lian sincerely praised.
However, according to this guy, the success of starting a business can only be regarded as unintentional. What really gave him an unexpected surprise was that the grandfather of a child in the cram school was a retired foreman of the Green Sophora City Composite Pipe Factory.
He had some prestige, and he had grown up watching the crooked gang of Black Sails, so he introduced them to everyone.
Neither party is a person who lives a routine life. When they met, they looked at each other like a bastard and immediately fell in love with each other. In this way, Youyou, a dream chaser from the earth, became a member of the Black Sails band.
However, while chasing dreams, we must not forget the reality, and the cram school cannot give up either. After all, the Black Sail Band is only a slightly famous third-rate band, and the money it can earn from music alone is limited, and most of its members have to work part-time.
How about subsidizing life?
Besides, you can't just teach your children and then go off on your own, right? Although Youyou is already a musician, you still can't do things like burning bridges across rivers.
However, this guy is also very hardworking. He just got so excited on the stage that he had a lot of fun, and then he turned around and had to come down to teach the children.
"Fortunately, these children are quite worry-free." Youyou said: "Besides, something happened at the end of the concert just now. Everyone was so excited that they couldn't sleep. Everyone ran to celebrate. If I hadn't
We have classes, so we’ve already gone drinking together.”
Did something happen? Yu Lian felt nervous, but then he relaxed a little. If some group incident really happened, how could Youyou still have the heart to come over and teach the children?
Sure enough, I heard him say: "Hahaha, when we sang the last song, the mayor and several factory bosses came over."
"The last song? Oh, is it the one who picks up the hammer, breaks the bones, picks up the sickle, and cuts the throat?" Yu Lian laughed. He was really shocked by the lyrics of this kind of death heavy metal!
"Uh, I didn't sing so nakedly." Youyou scratched his scalp, but his face was still hard to hide: "The mayor asked us to stop, and he clearly agreed that the last song should be with everyone singing "Prosperous and Grand"
" and "Glory Alliance". The captain said that we are free to sing any song. So, the bodyguards who followed us came up and pinched our switch!"
Yu Lian's heart moved, and he probably guessed what might happen.
"You guys took action too?"
"I was going to hit someone with my guitar. But the audience was not happy and threw kerosene fruit directly on the mayor's head."
Of course, eggs and tomatoes cannot be thrown away. The shipping in Green Locust City has just partially resumed, and the purchase of fresh ingredients is still limited. However, the kerosene fruit without the fruit pancakes and luncheon meat is enough.
Then the scene naturally got out of control. The mayor and his henchmen, unable to fight back due to the excitement of the audience, could only defend themselves with their heads held in their hands. Fortunately, a large number of mobile police officers arrived soon after.
and the explosion-proof robot, and then the old man was rescued.
But even so, starting from the mayor, everyone has a bruised nose and swollen face, and even their whole body is covered with footprints of different shapes.
Then, the audience dispersed laughing and joking, driven away by the police. They didn't seem to be dispersed at all, but more like they had won a battle, singing and dancing as they left.
The police were probably worried about arousing the emotions of the citizens, so they did not take the next step. As one of the "culprits", the Black Sails Band just mingled with the crowd and left.
However, Yu Lian felt that if he had not been present just now, someone would have taken drastic measures. Perhaps the mayor's bodyguards would not have come to pinch the switch, but were directly preparing to put handcuffs on them. The angry audience threw them onto the stage.
The kerosene fruit is most likely a burning bottle made of kerosene.
Then, it will definitely lead to an urban turmoil that is far more tragic than last month's parade.
And this time, although things still happened, they didn't happen completely.
"You guys are so courageous. What's the difference between this and in mystery novels, where the criminal returns to the scene after committing a crime?" Yu Lianda said.
"There is no other way. After collecting tuition fees, we can't just run away. Moreover, these little guys are about to enter high school. If they can't write a short essay of more than 500 words, they won't be able to enter.
Public schools cannot hold their heads high among the neighbors in Green Locust City. Moreover, I have to refund the money! Chief, sir, general, you must save me. For the sake of my old comrades.
, you must save me!" He begged bitterly.
The Alliance can be considered a country that attaches great importance to education, and has never been stingy in investing in this aspect. But even so, night classes for a small number of nocturnal races are only available after the fifth grade of elementary school.
However, public schools also have performance requirements. The Chinese component is a 500-word essay written in fluent Alliance Common Language.
"Arithmetic is okay. It's all common anyway. But this writing... I really don't know how to teach it!"
Yu Lian felt that this guy might not be very good at arithmetic, but considering that he was in a better mood and that his old comrades had begged him, it didn't matter if he spent another hour or two.
Teaching a group of children who are "less humanoid and more like monsters" is still a very new experience for Yu Lian.
However, although they are all children from the lowest-income families of insecure workers in this rail city, children who are willing to learn must be good children. The subsequent teaching experience was still very good.
Therefore, Yu Lian guided each child to find the subject matter they most wanted to express based on their specific personality and hobbies.
In short, after such a composition class, the children have gained a lot. At least they have determined what their composition topics will be. After bidding farewell to these students who may have strange appearances but very cute hearts, Yu Lian then went on the spot again
I made an online purchase and left the address directly as the small apartment rented by Youyou.
The meeting between teachers and students was considered a fate, so Yu Lian decided to give the children some small gifts, maybe a hardcover student dictionary each.
Youyou couldn't refuse, so all she could feel was gratitude.
"This kind of student dictionary is so expensive, it can equal their parents' income for two months." Youyou said.
"In capitalist countries, the most expensive thing is always textbooks." Yu Lian said with a smile: "However, I spent the money happily. Anyway, I can't spend it with my own private income."
Except for expressing admiration, Youyou had nothing to say.
"Speaking of which, where is Lao Baka now?" Looking at Lao Hei, whose life and dreams have become regular, Yu Lian can't help but think of another old comrade.
"When you wrote last time, you said that he found a security guard job at the medical school. His daughter has also received proper treatment."
Youdu nodded: "They have already left Nephi."
"Leave Nephi?"
"Yes, he went to the Losar Star District. Old Baka said that the land there is very cheap now, and he has already bought an entire pasture."
Lothar? There were too many names from remote star regions of the alliance appearing during this period, which made Yu Lian frown tightly.