"Needless to say, this protector has no interest in the position of Demon Lord."
Li Muge knew this Ying Yuan, but he wasn't very familiar with him either. He had been with Yun Qi in his previous life.
It's also a good dog.
Following Yun Qi in his expedition to the Three Realms, he gave Yun Qi many sinister ideas.
He is a very deep man, and ordinary people cannot see his emotions at all.
But in the end, he still died in Yun Qi's hands, and he didn't know why.
But according to Yun Qi's uncertain reasons, he was just killing someone, so he probably didn't need any reason.
"Why? Protector Muge, are you willing to surrender to the Demon Lord forever and ever in this life?"
"Based on what I've seen below, you're actually no worse than the Demon Lord, it's just that the Demon Lord has more luck than you."
"No need to say anything." Li Muge stepped forward and forced Ying Yuan to kneel down with crutches.
"What kind of thing are you? This protector advises you, since you choose to be a dog, then you should crawl for me and stop using you."
Li Muge just smiled faintly, but it could not hide the beauty of her face: "Stop your plans, I, this protector, have a hundred ways to make you disappear from this world."
Ying Yuan lowered his head and slowly clenched his fists, but his voice did not dare let Li Muge hear the slightest disrespect: "I don't dare."
"That's good." Li Muge's smile widened: "Ying Yuan, although your hands and feet are very clean, you said that if the Demon Lord knew, it was you who revealed his life experience."
"What will happen to the Demon Lord?" Li Muge's smile was like a devil that could seduce people's hearts.
She turned around and left without waiting for Ying Yuan's answer.
The fairy world is completely in chaos.
Tianjun has become the laughing stock of the three worlds.
No one thought that the Queen would let go of such a ridiculous scandal just because of jealousy.
On Concubine Hua Tian's birthday, she had an affair with someone.
"No, this is impossible." The Queen never imagined that the method she planned to use on Hua Qingqing, a foxy girl, would end up being used on herself.
"Tianjun, someone must be trying to harm me. Tianjun, how could I do such a thing?"
In front of the ministers of the immortal world, the Queen of Heaven knelt on the ground and hugged the Lord of Heaven's thighs in embarrassment.
All the pearls on his head fell to the ground.
The musician who had an affair with the Queen was also very unpredictable. Even if he had some courage, he would not dare to sleep with the Queen.
"Tianjun, I am wronged. I can guarantee that I have nothing to do with the Queen."
"Yes, there must be someone who framed me, and the person behind it is evil. Your Majesty, please don't fall for that person's deception."
The queen barely maintained her sanity.
"Oh, Queen of Heaven, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person and do such shameless things."
Tianjun raised his leg and kicked the Queen of Heaven mercilessly: "Come here, the Queen of Heaven despises women's ways and ignores palace rules."
"Starting tonight, I will abolish my position as Queen of Heaven and demote you to a commoner. I will be imprisoned at the bottom of an iceberg for eternity. You will not be pardoned by me. I will kill you if you leave the mountain."
"No, no, Zhuang Jin, you can't do this to me." The queen's eyes lingered on Hua Qingqing and Xiao Xue.
Finally, the target was placed on Hua Qing. She rushed towards Hua Qingqing crazily. The majestic queen was like a shrew in the market: "Bitch, I know that it must be you who harmed me. Bitch Hu Meizi, you will definitely have something."
Retributive."
Tianjun's eyes were full of disgust: "Come here, hurry up and drag this crazy woman away."
"No, Lord Tian, I really want to accuse you unjustly."
"Tianjun."
The Queen of Heaven's cries of injustice got louder and louder, but she still couldn't shake Tianjun's already disgusted heart.
Li Muge mingled with the crowd and watched with cold eyes as the queen lost her fame, fortune, status, and husband.
A great revenge was taken.
Li Muge felt so happy that he took a few sips from the wine gourd, perhaps because he drank too much.
She turned into a phoenix and kept flying in the sky.
Eyes open and close.
Finally, when she was about to fly to the Extremely Evil City, she couldn't hold on and fell straight into the sky.
From a distance, it looks like a ball of fire flying down.
Yun Qi slept in the tent.
Sensing danger, he opened his eyes and was about to cast a spell to teleport, but unfortunately he wasn't fast enough.
The next second, the drunk Li Muge fell into the tent and fell directly into Yun Qi's arms.
"Li Muge." Yun Qi felt like he was about to spit out blood after being hit.
The phoenix nestled on him even burped.
Continue to sleep beautifully.
"Go away." Yun Qi wanted to push Li Muge away, but unexpectedly, the flames on Li Muge's body almost burned his clothes.
Yun Qi is extremely loveless.
"Li Muge, wake up and stop sleeping. Your home is not here."
How could the drunken little Phoenix understand this? She watched Yun Qi's lips keep moving.
She raised her head, gave Yun Qi a quick "peck", and then continued to sleep soundly.
This person feels so cold.
She likes it so much.
The next day.
When Li Muge opened her eyes again, she was just about to stretch her body, but she didn't realize that her hands had turned into wings.
Then she discovered...
what's the situation!!!
How did she turn into a phoenix and be tied to a barbecue grill?
"No, who dares to protect the Dharma like this? Don't you want to live anymore?" Li Muge scolded angrily.
Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a black python robe, and her body suddenly turned to stone. Damn it, why did she fall into the hands of this crazy dragon again?
No way.
Li Muge looked at the firewood under him.
This crazy person won't be so crazy, he really wants to roast her.
No, absolutely don't.
Yun Qi came back with another pair of firewood.
Adding fuel to the fire without saying a word.
Li Muge was sweating profusely, right? He would rather have a quarrel with this crazy person than get along with this crazy person in such a weird atmosphere.
"I heard that phoenix meat is delicious."
All the feathers on Li Muge's body stood up. Damn it, what's so delicious about phoenix meat?
She also said that dragon meat is delicious. Didn’t she kill the dragon to eat it?
It's inhumane, bah.
Yun Qi is the only one who is still shouting about peace in the devil world all day long. He has no humanity at all.
"Demon Lord, don't eat me. I'm very fleshy. Now, if you let me go, I will go up to the mountain and catch a tiger leg for you to try."
"No, it is said that the higher the magic power of the Phoenix tribe, the more delicious their meat will be. I would like to cut off a piece of your meat and taste it."
Li Muge smiled bitterly.
No way.
Demon Lord, where did you hear this rumor? Phoenix meat is not delicious and very bitter.
I heard that dragon meat is delicious, especially dragon meat. Whether fried or fried, it tastes particularly good.
Otherwise, forget about eating this.
And it’s also convenient. If you want to eat a piece of it, you can just get it locally and cut it twice from your body.
How nice.
Li Muge made perfect arrangements for Yun Qi.
"Well, I didn't expect that you would be as calculating as before." Yun Qi showed his dagger and looked at Li Muge's body coldly.
"It's a pity, Li Muge, I just want to eat phoenix meat today, fried and fried, I want to have a piece of everything."