Yun Qi also didn't expect that his first kiss with Li Muge while wearing Jiang Cha's waistcoat would be...
Smells like rotten eggs.
“…”
Yun Qi pushed Li Muge away and ran to the side to retching.
Li Muge joked, men are very particular, what would happen if it wasn't just a kiss?
But she soon discovered something was wrong.
Her and Jiang Cha's bodies actually changed back. Is it because of that kiss?
Li Muge smiled, and then wiped his mouth in disgust. Sure enough, it smelled like rotten eggs.
It was Jiang Cha's turn, and even though Li Muge stopped him, he still ran outside to take a shower.
What's even more disgusting is that he actually asked her to go see the door.
Li Muge shook his head and said seriously: "I said Jiang Cha, you are a man, even if you look at it, it doesn't mean anything!"
Jiang Cha's eyes turned red: "That won't work. Sister, what if that person is a female gangster like you?"
Li Muge was speechless and choked. Jiang Cha was serious in attitude and extremely thirsty for knowledge, as if she was really a hooligan.
"Boy, really, if your sister Tiantian hadn't called you, I would have beaten you to death."
"How is that possible! How can this protector be a female gangster? Besides, as long as this protector hooks up with me, there will be rows of men in the three realms who want to pursue this protector, and they will still act like hooligans."
That's what Li Muge said, but in the end he just let Jiang Cha look after him.
Jiang Cha went down to the river to take a bath and told Li Muge not to peek.
"I know, I know, you don't look like a fairy, who cares about you." Li Muge waved his hand impatiently and touched a hard object from his waist.
When I took it out, I saw that it was a longevity lock made for my daughter, with the word "peace" engraved on it.
Li Muge's mood suddenly dropped. He sat on a big rock not far from the river, groping for the longevity lock in his hand, secretly feeling guilty that he was really not a good mother.
I don’t know if Little Peony is good for Ping An. Now the three realms are in chaos and there is no peace.
I must cultivate the Phoenix True Fire faster, so that I can go back and protect them as soon as possible.
Li Muge closed his eyes, formed the seals and began to practice, and his consciousness began to come to the blazing fire in his Dantian.
At this time, the small flame seemed to burn a little bigger, and Li Muge gathered his strength into the fire.
We are reaching a critical moment in our cultivation.
Suddenly there was a woman's scream, which almost made Li Muge unable to hold back, and his cultivation level ran around.
Nangong Ling is the seventh princess in the fairy world. She has been doted on by the Queen and the King since she was a child. This time she went on a tour because she wanted to have a good look at the human world.
However, the human world is really just like the legend. The scenery is much better than that of the fairy world. In the fairy world, all the green plants are fake and the illusory clouds feel dull after looking at them for a long time.
Nangong Ling was wearing a lavender quicksand fairy dress, and her every move and smile showed a coquettish look that was ignorant of the world.
When she saw a man bathing in the river and staining her eyes, her first thought was to ask the guards to take down this ignorant mortal and skin him.
But when Yun Qi turned around and revealed his appearance, Nangong Ling's eyes were stunned for a moment.
Attracted by ginger tea’s temperament and perfect facial contours.
The bold sentence at the end was immediately extinguished. Nangong Ling immediately blushed and turned around in embarrassment.
"Master, it's cold in the river. Why don't you put on your clothes and go ashore earlier?"
Yun Qi's eyes flashed with gloom, he raised his hand and took the clothes from the bank, put on his clothes and left without even intending to say a word to Nangong Ling.
Nangong Ling had never seen anyone dare to ignore her, so she quickly stopped Yun Qi.
"Stop, you let me see you taking a shower, shouldn't you be responsible?"
"Responsible?" Yun Qi smiled warmly, but the smile did not reach his eyes. He turned his hand in his sleeve and prepared to kill this noisy woman.
Nangong Ling was confused by Yun Qi's gentle appearance. She knew that no one could resist the olive branch extended by her noble princess.
Except for Li Muge, Yun Qi's patience has never been extended to anyone else, just when he had already started to kill.
Li Muge suddenly ran over, and Yun Qi suppressed his murderous intention and withdrew the spell.
When she ran to Li Muge, her expression was that of a victim, "Sister."
Nangong Ling felt a strong sense of crisis in her heart towards Li Muge who appeared at this moment.
Even though Li Muge's wedding dress was worn out, it still couldn't stop her bright and charming body.
Li Muge may not have any other advantages, but there is one thing: protecting her shortcomings. As long as she is around her, others cannot bully her.
"Girl, what can I do for you?"
Nangong Ling's tone was condescending: "Is this man your biological brother?"
"No." Li Muge shook his head. He didn't understand why this woman was asking this, but he saw that this woman was wearing an extremely luxurious dress with glittering lights on it.
She must be the princess mentioned by the two immortal kings outside the village.
"Then who is yours?" Nangong Ling asked.
Li Muge said without hesitation: "Friend."
When Nangong Ling heard this, she immediately disliked Li Muge even more. She said angrily: "This friend of yours, this princess, is very close to her, so she took her back with her."
Li Muge laughed angrily, and Nangong Ling had an expression on her face that said this was Jiang Cha and her blessing.
"Princess, right? See clearly, Nangong Ling is a person, not an object. And even if you treat him as an object, it still depends on whether you have the ability to take him back."
"Jiang Cha, let's go." Li Muge took Yun Qi's hand and turned to leave.
Yun Qi lowered his head and smiled slightly.
When had Nangong Ling ever been wronged like this? She gathered her magic power and rushed directly towards Li Muge, obviously trying to put Li Muge to death.
Singer Li Mu didn't even move, she just frowned, and the killing move that had almost rushed to her bounced back. Nangong Ling didn't expect that this mortal woman could actually dodge her spell.
He couldn't dodge for a moment and was hit by his own spell. He vomited blood and fell heavily to the ground.
After walking far away, Li Muge smiled and bent down, so the two brothers patted Yun Qi's shoulders: "I said Jiang Cha, I can't tell that your luck in love is really good."
Yun Qi smiled and was about to say something, but suddenly he thought that he was now standing in Jiang Cha's face.
Li Muge was protecting him like this, and he was just protecting Jiang Cha.
Jiang Cha's expression suddenly turned gloomy.
He glanced at Li Muge with an ugly expression and left directly.
"Hey, Jiang Cha, what did you do? You were bitten by a dog?" Li Muge, this guy should at least say thank you.
Just when Li Muge was about to go back, she unexpectedly spotted an old friend she hadn't seen for a long time in the woods.
Shao Junhao.
At this moment, this idiot has a lotus leaf on his head for some reason and is hiding behind her openly.
Li Muge summoned the Fengli Sword and wiped it with her sleeve. It just so happened that she had to settle a general ledger with Shao Junhao for herself during the calamity today.