Shouldn't it make you feel uncomfortable if you don't lick it for a day?
Has this licking pig changed his gender?
Chen San filled the half pot of rice on the pot table, squatted on the ground and started eating: "Bajie, tell me what's going on."
Zhu Bajie said in embarrassment: "Just because I was drunk and flirting with Chang'e, the Jade Emperor found out and demoted me to the mortal world, but I was accidentally cast into a pig fetus."
Chen San just lowered his head to cook and said vaguely: "I asked you to talk about Gao Cuilan, but I didn't ask you to talk about Chen Sesame and Rotten Millet."
"Wait a moment, we'll talk about it soon."
Zhu Bajie still started from the beginning in an orderly manner.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva asked me to wait here for the Buddhist scripture seeker and escort him to the West to retrieve scriptures. I found a cave nearby to stay, but after waiting for a long time I couldn't find the master. So I wanted to go out for a walk, but I encountered a ghost in Gao Laozhuang.
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"I, Old Zhu, am the mighty Tianpeng Marshal. Even the founder of Nine Heavens Conquering Demons is my brother. What does a mere ghost mean to me?"
"In less than three rounds, I beat the evil ghost until he cried for his father and mother, and ran away in confusion."
Chen San finally finished drying the rice in the basin, burped, and wiped his mouth with his sleeve: "Where did you talk about it?"
Zhu Bajie said: "Master, since you know that I am in Gaolaozhuang, do you know the origin of Gaolaozhuang?"
Chen San wondered: "Isn't it just a village where people with high surnames gather?"
"Um."
Zhu Bajie's eyes were actually a little frightened.
"In Gao Laozhuang, people with the surname Gao account for the majority. Among them, Gao Cuilan's father is the most prestigious, and he can be said to be a man of his word."
"It's just that the entire village is made up of farmers, so why does his family earn such a large share of the family fortune?"
Chen San shook his head.
Zhu Bajie continued: "After I drove away the evil spirits, the senior officials wanted to recruit me as their wife. Old Zhu, I have a bad habit of being obsessed with beautiful women. When I saw Gao Cuilan's beauty, I agreed."
"Then the Gao family saw your current appearance and thought you were a monster?"
Chen San said according to the plot of the original work.
Zhu Bajie shook his head: "You know, when I beat the evil spirit, I had not seen Miss Gao yet, so I showed myself like this from the beginning."
Chen San felt strange.
If it was such an honor, how could Gao Yuanwai marry his daughter to him?
"This Gao Cuilan tastes quite strong."
Zhu Bajie said: "Master, listen to me and explain slowly."
"After I joined the Gao family, I gradually discovered the secret of Gao Laozhuang."
Chen San stopped interrupting and waited for Zhu Bajie to tell the truth.
Zhu Bajie said: "There is only one Gao Laozhuang within a few dozen miles, so why did the evil ghost find the Gao family in the first place?"
"Because the Gao family was originally engaged in banditry, but because they killed too many passers-by, the ghosts of those people still lingered, so they turned into evil ghosts to seek revenge."
"That Gao Cuilan seems to be a beautiful woman, knowledgeable and reasonable, but in fact she is a ruthless female villain!"
"If I, old pig, were really monsters, it would be fine. I would just kill them. However, the Bodhisattva warned me not to do evil in the future, so I, old pig, will endure it again and again."
"However, Gao Yuanwai and Gao Cuilan don't regard me as a human being at all, and they beat and scold me at every turn. Even if I look like this, they only regard me as an ugly person and are not afraid of me at all..."
Sun Wukong snickered on the side: "Don't treat you as a human being? You are just a pig!"
"Wukong, don't be unreasonable."
After Chen San scolded Sun Wukong, he looked at Zhu Bajie: "I don't understand something. Since you said that the Bodhisattva ordered you not to do evil, then who did these people on the roadside do harm to?"
Sun Wukong echoed: "Yes, yes, that pig-headed man didn't tell the truth. According to me, he must have killed these people."
"Bima Wen, thanks to your so-called sharp eyes, you can't even tell whether they are dead or alive?"
Zhu Bajie bowed to Chen Sanyi: "Master, these people were just knocked unconscious by the old pig. The old pig did not kill any living thing."
Ao Lie walked to a "corpse", breathed and said, "Master, he's still alive."
Only then did Zhu Bajie notice that there was another person beside Chen San and Sun Wukong.
And she's a woman.
A beautiful woman with good temperament.
"Haha, what do you call this girl?"
Seeing Zhu Bajie biting his finger and bleeding all over the floor, Ao Lie was so frightened that he turned pale and hid behind Chen San.
Chen San said seriously: "She is also my apprentice, you must not have any ideas about her!"
Zhu Bajie was even more envious: "A monk can also accept female disciples? It's great. In the future, when Lao Zhu achieves enlightenment, he will also accept ten or eight such beautiful female disciples."
Chen San knocked Zhu Bajie on the forehead with a bang: "Let's get down to business."
"Yes, Master."
Zhu Bajie sighed: "I don't want to associate with senior officials, but he is not afraid of me. I had no choice but to sue the officials and expose their evil deeds. Unexpectedly, they falsely accused me of being a monster and said I was a robber."
Gao Cuilan is my wife..."
"Not only did the government fail to punish them, but they also invited a group of veterans to catch me... I was forced to hide everywhere."
Sun Wukong said disdainfully: "He is an immortal after all, and being chased and beaten by a group of mortals is really laughable."
Chen San disagreed.
"If Bajie is true, even a hundred veteran Taoists will not be able to defeat him, let alone a mere high-ranking official. It is really rare that Bajie can abide by the orders of Guanyin Bodhisattva and not bully others with force."
"But what you just said, Bajie, is the truth?"
Seeing Chen San doubting himself, Zhu Bajie panicked: "Master, everything Old Zhu said is true."
Sun Wukong helped: "Swear a poisonous oath!"
Without even thinking about it, Zhu Bajie stretched out three fingers and pointed at the sky and swore: "If I, old pig, tell any lies, I will be called a pig for the rest of my life and never a human being!"
Chen San sighed: This pig head is really straightforward, it can't stand the provocation at all!
But it can be considered a rare advantage, much better than that of a monkey with hundreds of eyes.
"Stop kneeling, get up."
Zhu Bajie stood up from the ground and asked: "Master, please wait a moment for Old Zhu, Old Zhu has to go back to get something."
"Going to Gao Laozhuang?"
"It's not Gao Laozhuang, it's Lao Zhu's own cave. It's on the mountain not far away, and it's called Yunzhan Cave."
Chen Sandao: "Since it's not far, let's go together. It just so happens that we haven't found a place to stay tonight."
Another person was added to the westbound team. The three masters and apprentices, guided by Zhu Bajie, headed towards the mountain where Yunzhan Cave is located.
The cave is not small, but it is as messy as a pig's nest, and there is a pungent stench everywhere.
Chen San covered his nose and frowned: "Bajie, are you in a hole?"
Zhu Bajie smiled awkwardly: "Old Zhu is a little lazy..."
"Master!"
Sun Wukong suddenly discovered something, pointed to the depths of the cave and shouted.
Chen San took a few steps forward in the filth, and in the faint light from the cave ceiling, he saw a row of shivering children squatting in the corner.