Taishang Laojun looks like he knows everything and is watching you perform to your heart's content: "What's your request?"
Seeing that the time was ripe, Chen San expressed his request: "Please, Laojun, don't punish the Golden Horn and Silver Horn."
Taishang Laojun showed a troubled expression on his face: "These two people secretly descended to earth to cause trouble and obstructed the holy monk's great cause of learning scriptures. This is already against the rules of heaven. If I don't punish them lightly, I'm afraid they will be blamed."
Chen San didn't like hearing this.
Why did the golden horn and silver horn come down to earth? Do you have any idea?
Not to mention this, let’s talk about that golden rope and waistband that have been missing for so long. How can you not find it when you put on your pants?
What are you putting here with me?
But Chen San just thought about it and never dared to say it out loud.
Don't dare, let alone won't.
As a time-traveler, Chen San is well aware of the principle of trying to dress up and flattering him: "Who dares to gossip about Laojun's identity? Even if she and I violated the rules of heaven, the Jade Emperor wants to knock him in the face.
You will also turn a blind eye, right?"
It has to be said that when you reach the level of Taishang Laojun, you have already brushed off your clothes to hide your merit and fame, but hearing compliments out of the blue is actually quite helpful.
The old man smiled and said: "The holy monk made a clever argument, and the old Taoist has no choice but to rely on you, so let them go free."
Another unexpected surprise!
Not only did the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn not need to be punished, but they became free.
Chen San politely thanked me: "The poor monk would like to thank Laojun on her behalf."
Taishang Laojun nodded, accepting Chen San's gratitude: "Now that this matter is over, it's time for the old Taoist to go back to make alchemy."
"That's not right!"
Chen San asked.
Taishang Laojun stopped and looked at Chen San: "Is there anything else, holy monk?"
Chen San was thinking that this time the Supreme Master came down to earth, he seemed to know every word he wanted to say. His ability to understand people and things was truly astonishing.
But after this trip, he seemed to have done nothing except asking for his belt.
Could it be that Cheng Cheng wanted to give himself the three elixirs?
It's really puzzling.
However, Chen San reacted very quickly, knowing that some things were not yet clear, so he said: "It's okay, I'll go slowly. I'll send you off not far away."
Watching the Supreme Lord drive away in the clouds, Chen San turned around and returned to the Lotus Cave.
After informing the two of them that Lao Jun no longer pursued Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao and went down to earth secretly, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao looked grateful and kowtowed directly to Chen San.
"Thank you so much, monk...Holy monk, if you can use my sister in the future, please speak up, and we will definitely go to pieces to repay your great kindness!"
Chen San quickly helped the two of them up: "It won't happen, it won't happen."
He raised his head and met the complicated eyes of the nine-tailed fox.
"Holy Monk, I have an unkind request. I wonder whether I should mention it or not?"
Chen San waved his hand and said domineeringly: "But it doesn't matter!"
The nine-tailed fox's eyes were filled with emotion, and he said sadly: "Now that I have been blessed by the saintly monk, I am lucky enough to give birth to this child. However, if a woman gives birth to a child out of wedlock, it would be indecent to say it. Moreover, if this child is born in the future,
When I asked who the father was, it was really hard for me to answer, so I wanted to ask the holy monk to recognize the child..."
What words!
Benefit from the saintly monk?
Is there anything in the world where you are grateful to me for making your belly bigger?
And also...
She seems to have asked herself to recognize this daughter?
Chen San couldn't believe it, so he looked at the nine-tailed fox to confirm whether he was wrong.
The nine-tailed fox didn't wait for Chen San to reply, and said excitedly to the baby girl in his arms: "My child, the holy monk has agreed to be your father, are you happy?"
Chen San's face was clouded.
Are you excited to be a dad?
Sun Wukong also came over, clasped his fists and said, "Congratulations, Master, on your daughter's fortune!"
"Get out of here!"
After Chen San scolded Sun Wukong, he looked at Ao Lie with lingering fear.
Fortunately, Ao Lie was not angry, and he looked at the baby girl in the arms of the nine-tailed fox with a loving look on his face, with a gentle look on his face.
"This girl is so beautiful, can I be her godmother?"
The nine-tailed fox was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "That's great. Not only does the child have a father, but he also has a dragon godmother. This child is really lucky!"
"No, she became the child's godmother, and I became the child's father. Wouldn't that mess up the hierarchy..."
Chen San wanted to correct a few people's ethics, but they couldn't listen at all. Their attention was all on the baby girl, so they had to sigh and give up.
"Husband, this child doesn't have a name yet."
The nine-tailed fox suddenly said softly.
Chen San's hair stood on end: "What do you call poor monk?"
The nine-tailed fox blinked its big and smart eyes: "I am the mother of the child, and you are the father of the child. Is it wrong for me to call you husband?"
Chen San felt as if he had fallen into a trap and emphasized: "Don't talk nonsense. It's true that you are the mother of the child, but I have nothing to do with you."
Unexpectedly, the nine-tailed fox still refused to give up. After giving birth to the child, it seemed that some kind of talent was triggered in her, and she whispered: "If you want to have anything to do with me, it's not easy..."
Chen San quickly took five or six steps back and remembered Amitabha.
Seeing Chen San's resolute attitude, the nine-tailed fox had no choice but to give up: "The slave family will stop teasing the holy monk, and ask the holy monk to give the child a name."
Chen San asked casually: "What's your name?"
"The slave family? The slave family's name is Yaoyao."
Chen San thought for a while and said: "The peach blossoms are as beautiful as their flowers. It's a good name. Then let's call this child Ah Li."
"Ari?"
After hearing the first half of the sentence, the nine-tailed fox was about to praise Chen San for his knowledge, but then heard Ah Li's perfunctory name and was slightly stunned.
The fox should be called Ah Li, and the tiger should be called Ah Hu?
It's also too perfunctory.
Little did he know that this name embodies Chen San’s youth and dreams in this world.
"Yes, let's call her Ahri!"
Seeing the determined look in Chen San's eyes, the nine-tailed fox even though he had some objections to the name, gritted his teeth and nodded: "Okay, let's call him Ah Li."
After Chen San gave the baby girl a name, and under the guidance of the Nine-tailed Fox, he reluctantly promised that he would visit the mother and daughter when he returned to China in the future. The Nine-tailed Fox was overjoyed.
But then he saw Jinjiao Yinjiao hesitate to speak, and asked casually: "Do you have anything else?"
Jin Jiao opened his mouth and shook his head.
Yinjiao was outspoken and asked directly: "You have become the father of my godmother's daughter, so how should my sister and I call you...also daddy..."
Chen San was silent again.
Even if you want to be a father, you still have two girls who are so big...oh no, one big and one flat?
"Whatever, call me whatever you want!"
Chen San called Wukong Sha Monk and prepared to leave the place of right and wrong.
After walking a few steps, he turned back as if he was worried and said to Jinjiao Yinjiao: "Take good care of your godmother."
The four masters and apprentices walked for about half an hour before leaving Lotus Cave. Mr. Chen San felt as if he had forgotten something.
So he stopped and looked at the three apprentices, hoping that they could give him some hints.
Thanks to Ao Lie's attentiveness, he asked: "Where is the second senior brother?"