Sun Wukong recalled the appearance of Sanqing, and felt that the one on the right was wearing a red Taoist robe, which was very festive and pretty, so he jumped to the right side of the altar, thinking about Yuqing's appearance, and slowly transformed into the appearance of Lingbao Tianzun.
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng also quickly sat down next to him, becoming Yuanshi Tianzun and Taishang Laojun respectively.
After a while, the palace door creaked open, and three people in Taoist robes walked in.
The three Taoist priests are all dressed very elegantly, but their looks are different.
The leader was eight feet long, with a leopard's head and eyes, a swallow's chin and a tiger's beard, and he looked exactly like the reincarnation of Zhang Fei.
Seeing the mess all over the ground, the man suddenly screamed, his voice was like thunder and his force was like a galloping horse: "Who actually stole the offerings!"
Listening to the voice, it sounds more like Zhang Fei.
Another Taoist priest with a long face and a thin beard came forward and took a look: "Brother, the temple is heavily guarded. How dare common thieves come to steal?"
The remaining thin Taoist priest smoothed his goatee under his chin and nodded thoughtfully: "My second brother is right, I also think this is not the work of an ordinary thief, it should be the work of a gangster!"
Bajie on the altar almost laughed out loud.
Why are you kidding me? Whose gangster is so worthless that he comes to steal some of your offerings in the middle of the night?
"I mean, could it be that the Three Pure Ones appeared and enjoyed these offerings?"
The second child pointed at the statue and winked at the boss.
"Maybe it's true!"
The boss suddenly slapped his round forehead and suddenly realized: "My second brother is right. I think we worship the Three Pure Ones day and night. There are few people in the world who are as pious as us. It must be the ancestor who appears!"
The three of them looked at each other, knelt down in unison without hesitation, and shouted in unison: "I respectfully invite the Three Pure Ones to appear!"
Bajie and Sha Seng were able to keep their composure and never showed any flaws.
But as soon as Wukong saw someone coming up, he kowtowed to himself. He suddenly felt that it was fun, became very excited, and laughed out loud.
The three people in the audience heard the laughter and quickly looked up, only to see the "Lingbao Tianzun" blinking at the three of them.
The third child shook the eldest brother's arm and said excitedly: "Brother, the three pure spirits have really appeared!"
The second child looked puzzled: "Why does this Lingbao Tianzun look like a monkey?"
Now that the secret has been exposed, it is not appropriate to pretend it anymore.
Wukong cleared his throat, imitated the appearance of the gods in heaven, and said in a low voice: "Yes, I am Lingbao Tianzun."
"I am Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun."
"I am the Taiqing Moral Heavenly Lord."
Bajie and Sha Seng then said.
Normally, if any one of the Three Pure Ones appears, it is a great blessing. This time, three of them appeared at once!
The three of them kowtowed heavily several times.
"Grandpa Sanqing, we have been waiting for you to come."
Wukong picked some key words in the words of the three of them and continued: "I was inspired by the sincerity of the three of you, so I brought two fellow Taoists to appear together and give you a chance."
When they heard about the opportunity, the three of them were even more excited.
The boss said: "Thank you Grandpa Sanqing. I wonder what kind of opportunity you want to give the three of me. Is it an elixir or a magic weapon?"
Wukong thought for a moment: "I went out in a hurry this time and didn't bring any magic elixir with me."
There was disappointment on the faces of the three people.
But I heard "Lingbao Tianzun" say again: "But I just came back from the banquet with the Queen Mother, and I have some nectar and jade liquid, which I can give to you."
The faces of the three people once again had a look of joy, and they stretched out their hands to wait for the gift of Sanqing.
"Why don't you three hurry up and get some vessels from outside to hold this wine?"
The word "Sheng" sounds like the quantity is not small.
The three of them rushed to the side hall, fearing that the large-capacity vessel would be snatched away.
Fortunately, the three people found enough utensils.
The bottle is very reasonable, it is filled with water, but the one I got is a little too big.
The washbasin is acceptable.
But this spittoon-shaped jar is a bit too much.
The three of them respectfully placed the utensils in front of Sanqing, and then heard "Lingbao Tianzun" say: "You three are waiting outside. I don't tell you not to come in, and you are not allowed to peek, otherwise I will turn around and leave, and you will never see him again."
If you don’t come to this car, you’ll be in the country.”
"Well, don't worry, Grandpa Sanqing, we will never peek!"
The three of them respectfully exited the hall and stood outside the door, motionless.
Bajie asked in a low voice: "Brother Hou'er, where can we get the wine for them?"
Wukong pointed to his big belly: "You don't have the wine, but you don't have enough water?"
Bajie suddenly understood and laughed. He picked up the largest basin and put it at his feet. He unbuttoned his belt and said, "Old pig, I have the biggest appetite and naturally the most water. I'll take the big one."
Sha Monk waited for Wukong to choose the vase, and then took the remaining spittoon.
The three people outside the door heard the sound of laughter inside and were very curious about what happened inside. However, they remembered the instructions given by Lingbao Tianzun just now and suppressed their curiosity.
"come in."
Following Wukong's summons, the three people outside the door quickly opened the door and returned to the hall again.
"Brother, what does it smell like? It stinks!"
The second child couldn't help but frowned when he smelled the unique smell in the air, covering his nose with his sleeve.
The boss scolded: "Grandpa Sanqing is here, don't talk nonsense!"
The third child looked at the three utensils in front of him and swallowed greedily.
"Lingbao Tianzun" said to the three of them: "The wine is ready, you three can enjoy it."
It was late and then fast. As soon as the words from the top were finished, the third child rushed to the middle and grabbed the big basin containing "gine wine".
"Big brother and second brother, I want this."
The eldest and second child were obviously more respectable. Although they were extremely excited, they still politely and slowly stepped forward and each held up a utensil.
Boy, this taste is quite strong.
The three of them felt their eyes sore.
The second child picked up the vase, raised his head and took a sip: "Ugh——"
The boss glanced at him: "Second brother?"
The second child frowned deeply: "Brother, the taste of this wine...is so unpleasant!"
"Oh, is it so?"
The boss held the spittoon, took a sip, and gradually frowned.
However, he did not spit it out, but forced himself to drink it.
"The taste is indeed a bit strange, but I can barely drink it."
At this time, the third brother had already drank half of the nectar in the basin. He licked the corner of his mouth as if he was afraid of wasting it, burped, and said to the other two seriously: "Big brother and second brother, you are ignorant now. The so-called good medicine tastes bitter.
This fine wine is so precious, and its taste is naturally unique."
The boss heard this and agreed deeply: "Yes, maybe the nectar in the sky tastes like this."
After saying that, he raised his head and drank without any scruples.
Unfortunately, Wukong sitting above him could no longer hold himself tight for a long time, and it was quite uncomfortable to hold back his laughter.
When they saw the three of them finally drinking the wine in the vessel, they finally laughed out loud and exclaimed with joy.
The three poor people thought the laughter was Sanqing doing it for him, and they started laughing too.