Just as he was about to hang up the phone, Chen Jun quickly stopped him: "Hey, don't hang up! You are not allowed to hang up the phone from now on!"
"Why?"
Chen Jun snorted softly: "I'm just wondering, why did your divorced female boss want to promote you to be the lobby manager?"
Ma Xiaolong looked at her: "Oh~ you have been making trouble for a long time and you are doubting me!"
Chen Jun shook his head: "I'm not doubting you!"
"That'll do!"
"I'm doubting you two!"
【Hahaha……】
There was another round of laughter.
Ma Xiaolong was speechless. Chen Jun smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay. Just be natural and knock on the door as normal. I just want to hear how you two usually communicate. Don't hang up the phone! Go ahead."
Ma Xiaolong turned his head: "I won't go!"
Chen Jun stared: "Okay! I'll go then! If I go up and knock on the door..."
"That's enough! If you do this with me, then I'll go up!"
【Hahaha, I’m so scared!】
【How funny!】
The response at the scene was still very good. Chen Jun, who was still a little nervous at first, was convinced and shouted: "Remember~~Don't hang up the phone!!!"
Ma Xiaolong snorted, walked to the door of the female boss's house, knocked on the door, and said into the phone: "No, it's just a normal knock!"
At this time, a charming voice came from the void: "Come in! The door is left for you~"
【Hahahahaha...】
The audience burst into laughter.
【The door is open for you~ I can’t stop laughing!】
Ma Xiaolong suddenly had a bitter look on his face: "Listen, it's so weird to leave the door open! (Pushing the door in) Where are you boss? Who are you leaving the door for? It's me! Hao Jian, you have a clear conscience!"
[So mean? Hahaha~ What a bad name! 】
The charming voice came again: "What? I can't hear clearly! I'm taking a bath! Come and tell me!"
【Taking a bath? Hahahahaha...】
[I can’t explain it at all, hahaha~]
【……】
Ma Xiaolong's face was filled with confusion: "Oh! I won't go through now!"
Zhusha came to the stage from behind the scenes with a bowl of big red dates in his hands: "You really know how to be on time! Just in time, I just took a bath (jujube). Hao Jian?"
【Ouch! It’s Cinnabar! Why is Cinnabar acting in a sketch too!?】
The scene was filled with exclamations of surprise.
[Zhu Sha is Ma Xiaolong’s fiancée, what’s wrong with acting in a sketch together? 】
【Hey, this looks great.】
On the stage, Ma Xiaolong ran towards Zhusha and picked up two dates: "Ah, boss! It turns out you are washing big red dates that are edible! Haha!"
Zhusha put down the jujube with doubt on her face and asked: "Hao Jian, it's so late, why are you here?"
"Haha, didn't you promote me to be the lobby manager? My wife has to ask me to send a fruit basket after that, haha." He handed the fruit basket over casually.
Zhusha took the pitiful little fruit basket and said with a faint smile: "Thank you, thank you! (Looking at the fruit basket) Oh, are you tired from carrying this little fruit basket?"
[Pfft~ Hahaha, such a fruit basket is really tiring. 】
【Laughing to the point of tears.】
【Stomachache~】
Ma Xiaolong said shamelessly: "It's okay! I take two steps and rest two steps, so I'm not tired!"
Zhu Sha was speechless, shook her head, and said: "Hao Jian, that's it. You came at the wrong time today. My ex-husband will be here in a while. I'm afraid it will cause unnecessary misunderstandings. You understand, ha!"
Ma Xiaolong nodded and said: "I understand, I won't delay you two. But who do you think doesn't have a misunderstanding? I just want to ask you to say it loudly, you said that there are seven waiters in our hotel, why did you promote them?
Can I be the lobby manager?"
Zhusha was stunned: "What? Is the probability ~ very low?"
【Hahaha~】
"Don't you still know why I promoted you?"
Ma Xiaolong glanced at his phone and said, "I...sometimes I am clear and sometimes I am confused."
Zhu Sha smiled and said, "Don't I just fall in love with you?"
【Hahaha~I can’t explain it clearly now!】
【Have I fallen in love with you? Hahaha~ I was laughing so hard.】
Ma Xiaolong almost cried: "Boss, let me tell you, you don't care what you say. If you are so sneaky, I tell you, I really have to delay you for a while! (Sit down)"
"Oh, my God! Hao Jian, why are you still sitting down?!" Zhu Sha looked at her watch and was a little anxious: "No, Hao Jian, my ex-husband will be here soon. It's so late at night. If
Isn’t it inappropriate to arrest both of us?”
"Then how can you arrest me? If I eat two of your jujubes, you will arrest me!"
Zhusha became even more embarrassed. She pointed to her watch and said, "Hao Jian, at this time, shouldn't we all be sleeping?"
【Hahaha~】
The scene was filled with cheers.
Ma Xiaolong stood up in confusion: "When did this happen? When did we sleep together?"
Zhusha gave up the explanation: "I'll just tell you the truth! I won't keep you tonight!"
Ma Xiaolong was completely anxious and shouted: "Did you ever stay with me one night?"
【Oh~】There was another round of cheers.
Grandpa and the others were all so happy that they cheered louder than anyone else.
"If you're not the boss, why did you say something so shocking today?! I ask you to answer me seriously, what is the relationship between us?"
Zhu Sha sighed: "Hao Jian, if you really can't bear to leave, can you wait until my ex-husband leaves and then come back?"
Ma Xiaolong was about to cry: "Can I come back? Why didn't you go up against the wind just to talk today?"
"You came here against the wind!"
"Who..." Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by a knock on the door.
Zhusha panicked: "It's over, it's over! Now the arrest has appeared! (Running in a hurry) Hao Jian, hide quickly!"
"Why should I, Hao Jian, who has a clear conscience, hide?"
Zhu Sha became even more anxious: "We divorced because of a misunderstanding! I beg you to hide quickly!"
Ma Xiaolong walked towards the sofa: "I'm not afraid of the shadow leaning on me..." (I was disturbed by the sofa and dropped my shoe) "Quickly, I'm leaning on my (shoe)!"
Zhusha couldn't care less about this and pushed Ma Xiaolong towards the curtain: "Hurry up and hide in the curtain! (picking up the shoes and throwing them over) Give you the shoes!"
The shoes flew directly out of the window.
Ma Xiaolong looked confused: "It's over, I'm not afraid of shadows anymore!"
"Get in!" Zhu Sha yelled angrily. Seeing that Ma Xiaolong was hiding, she quickly adjusted her breathing, pulled her hair back, and opened the door.
Li Xianglan's background music played.
The ex-husband walked in wearing a smart suit and didn't say anything. He walked around with a nostalgic and emotional look on his face, looked at the furniture, and asked, "Have they all been replaced with new ones?"
Zhusha looked shy: "Yeah, what else would I do? When we got divorced, didn't we ask you to move out?"
[Pfft~ Moved away? Hahaha, isn’t this a scumbag! 】
Huang Neck maintained his demeanor and seemed not to care: "Really?"
Zhu Sha rubbed her hands with a look of sadness on her face: "Old Gao, forget it! When you leave, I will be the only one left in the house...and the load-bearing wall."
[Hahaha...cough cough cough...]
【Okay~hahaha~】
Huang Neck walked towards the window: "I was so impulsive these days! Hahahaha!"
He casually pulled the curtain to the middle, revealing Ma Xiaolong who was hiding behind.
Zhusha's face was full of panic, and she rushed over to block him, her voice trembling: "Why are you closing the curtains? It's so late at night!"
Huang Neck smiled broadly: "You were so shy back then. (covers mouth and laughs) I was shy too!"
He grabbed Ma Xiaolong's hand from behind the curtain and pulled him out. Ma Xiaolong's mouth was half-opened with a look of horror on his face, and Zhu Sha beside him was also horrified.
[Hahahahaha...ahhahahahaha...] The audience laughed like crazy.
"I held your hand, just like now, and my little heart was beating like crazy. (Took Ma Xiaolong away) We were holding hands like this, walking on the asphalt road, and bumped into your mother.
Oh! I scared you so much."
Turning around and seeing Zhu Sha's expression, "Yes! You had this expression at that time! (Took Ma Xiaolong with him again) When you saw your mother, you took your hand away and went into the woods. (Ma Xiaolong took the opportunity to escape) I
As soon as I see you running away, I’ll chase you! Oh no, I’ll chase you! Just run! I’ll chase you! Just run!”
The two ran around the curtains and chased each other. The audience laughed and collapsed in their seats. The atmosphere was unprecedentedly lively.
【Okay~hahaha...】
[I can’t stand it anymore, my stomach hurts~]
Huang Neck stopped directly behind the curtain, while Ma Xiaolong continued to circle around the curtain: "As soon as I saw that I couldn't catch up with you, I just waited for you! But you hit me right away!"
Ma Xiaolong also happened to be placed in Huang Neck's arms behind the curtain.
Zhusha was frightened and kicked the yellow neck in the curtain: "I~ go!"
"Ouch~" Huang Nie rushed to the street on the spot, and Zhu Sha quickly pulled Ma Xiaolong out and hid him.
At this time, Huang Neck came out from behind the curtain, holding his stomach: "Oh, I'm going! Your ruthless kick has kicked me from memory to reality!"
Ma Xiaolong, who was hiding behind the curtain, was about to come out. When Zhu Sha saw it, he quickly shouted, "Hao Jian! (How cheap)"
Huang Neck paused, thinking he was saying to himself: "Okay, I'm cheap! I'm so cheap!"
Seeing that Ma Xiaolong was hiding, Zhu Sha breathed a sigh of relief and quickly explained: "I didn't mean you..."
Huang Neck waved his hand: "Stop talking! (Sitting on the sofa) Well~ I'm here today just to tell you some good news."
Suddenly he raised his voice: "I'm getting married again!"
Zhu Sha, who was standing next to him, was stunned: "You..."
Huang Neck was proud of himself: "I found a little girlfriend who is young, beautiful and rich. Do you think it's annoying? Hahahaha."
Zhusha's face darkened.
"I'm here today! I just want you to check it for me. If people like you are so narrow-minded and say she is good, then we will get the certificate! Of course, as long as you say you don't agree... that won't work! Haha
Haha, don’t you feel a little uncomfortable?”
Zhu Sha put one hand on her forehead: "If you say that, then I feel... so sad! Hehehehe!"
This devilish laughter came from the mouth of Cinna, who was as beautiful as a fairy. The audience was stunned at first, and then burst into laughter.
"Now that everything has been said, you should check it for me first! Come on, show your face, little darling!"
Zhu Sha walked to the window, opened the curtains, and exposed Ma Xiaolong who was holding the window to reach for his shoes.
This funny scene made the scene burst into laughter again, and even the director was so happy that he couldn't bear to see it. So far, this sketch has made the audience laugh no less than twenty times. It is really full of baggage, and it is not inferior to Zhao
The master's pinnacle work.
"It was the right decision to invite Ma Xiaolong to participate in the Spring Festival Gala this year." The director felt that this was the most correct decision he made for this Spring Festival Gala.
Amidst the laughter, Ma Xiaolong sat on the window frame and laughed twice: "My shoes are hanging on the tree branches!"
Zhusha revealed a sweet and seductive voice, took his arm and pulled him down from the window, saying: "Stop hiding, it's all said and done! Come, introduce me, Hao Jian, my little boyfriend. Lao Gao, I
Ex-husband.”
Ma Xiaolong, who was wearing only one shoe, was pushed forward by Zhu Sha. He obediently stretched out his hand and called out: "Brother, ex-husband."
This title caused another burst of cheers and laughter.
Ma Xiaolong laughed dryly and said, "Why don't you guys talk first? I just have a meeting there."
Seeing that he was about to run away, Zhu Sha stopped him and asked in a low voice: "What's wrong?"
Ma Xiaolong grimaced: "Misunderstanding!"
Ma Dongmei whispered: "Please cooperate."
Ma Xiaolong looked at his phone and said in a sad voice: "It's not that I'm not cooperating. It looks like there are three people on the surface, but it's actually four people!"
Zhu Sha was puzzled: "Four people?"
"Yeah." Ma Xiaolong raised his cell phone. By chance, the cell phone was facing Zhu Sha's belly.
Zhusha misunderstood on the spot. She covered her stomach with her left hand and pressed her lower back with her right hand. She laughed again with a devilish laugh: "Uh hahaha, why are you talking about everything to others?"
【Hahahahaha~Okay~~!】
At least half of the audience laughed with tears. Grandpa and grandma were even more happy, but they also thought in their hearts that it would be great if Zhu Sha was really pregnant with a child, and they could have a grandson soon.
Ma Xiaolong was about to cry and covered his face: "Oh my God!"
Huangbo believed it to be true, and angrily walked to a painting and cursed: "Shameless!"
Ma Xiaolong kindly reminded: "Ex-husband, you have a hat on your head."
Huang Neck looked up and saw a green hat on the painting, and immediately walked away with a look of disgust.
There was another burst of laughter and cheers, and the sketch became more and more exciting.
Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was not right, Ma Xiaolong quickly said: "You said that I, a shameless person, really can't stay any longer. I'll leave first."
Zhu Sha grabbed him and whispered: "Hao Jian, I beg you to help me, I will give you a promotion and a salary increase."
Ma Xiaolong looked at his mobile phone: "This is not about money!"
Zhu Sha immediately interrupted: "Well, the guests haven't left yet, and you, the host, have left. Is it appropriate?"
After a pause, he added: "The child's father."
Ma Xiaolong was frightened and hurriedly added to his cell phone: "The child's father has a black eye!"
Zhusha didn't care whether he was alive or dead, she hugged his arm pretending to be sweet and rested her head on his shoulder.
Ma Xiaolong was heartbroken: "A little behavior will do, but try to talk as little as possible!"
Cinnabar responded sweetly: "Okay, hubby!"
"Oh hey hey hey~" Ma Xiaolong held up his mobile phone and waved quickly.
Cinnabar grabbed the phone and said, "Stop playing with your phone!"
Ma Xiaolong tried his best to grab her, but because of the angle, he jumped directly on her, another misleading gesture.
Zhusha took advantage of the situation and said: "Hey~ Xiaoxiaojian! Stop hugging me in front of your ex-husband! You'll stimulate him more!"
Huang Neck squeezed the pillow excitedly, with a sad look on his face: "I uh uh uh uh~"
【Hahaha~Yeah!】
Ma Xiaolong quickly grabbed the conversation: "Then let's do this. Look, there are so many of us here. Let's play a game to see who can remain silent!"
Zhu Sha smiled and said: "He is my little boyfriend after all. It's fun! I never leave my phone without leaving my hand all day long, so I know how to chat on Weibo and other things."
Huang Neck glanced at the old Nokia phone and snorted: "If I read it correctly, this phone can only play Tetris, right?"
【Hahahahaha~】
[There is also a greedy snake~hahaha~]
Cinnabar made up for it awkwardly: "I'm studying in Russia. What are you going to do if you don't play with cubes? Isn't that right?"
Seeing that Ma Xiaolong didn't speak, he reached out and pinched him.
Ma Xiaolong was pinched in pain, and he immediately flicked his tongue: "It's rrrrrrrr! Tetris! It's so funrrrrrrrrrr!"
【Hahahahaha~】
Huang Neck laughed: "Oh, I said you were grilling mutton kebabs in Russia! Cinnabar, what are you looking for?"
Zhusha chuckled: "I tell you, you can't understand Xiaojian's Western-style expressions! Every day when you open your eyes, it's "I love you", "I love you", "I love you". Oh, those sweet words
It’s so sweet for you! Xiaojian, come on, let’s go! Let’s go!”
Seeing that Ma Xiaolong kept resisting, he immediately raised the tone and shouted: "Let's go, let's go, let's go!"
He stepped hard.
Ma Xiaolong was hurt by being stepped on, and he shouted twice: "I love you!"
Zhusha said "Hey~" with satisfaction.
But Ma Xiaolong immediately sang on his mobile phone: "Snow in Saibei..."
[Hahahaha~ The snow in Saibei is coming, this is so awesome~ It made me laugh~]
Zhu Sha hammered him twice and explained awkwardly: "Well, you compliment me so much... I love you too! Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
Now Chen Jun on the other side of the phone couldn't help it anymore: "Hao Jian, I hate you! Hao Jian, I hate you so much! Hao Jian...ahhh!"
"Uh? Xiaojian, the ringtone on your phone is too noisy, I'm going to turn it off for you!" Zhu Sha pressed the power off button smoothly.
"Hey, hey, hey~" Ma Xiaolong hurriedly rushed to grab it: "No! This is my wife! We are having a misunderstanding!"
Ma Dongmei interrupted him hastily: "Well... mobile phones have radiation, which is not good for babies."
Ma Xiaolong was extremely sad: "You only think about the little baby. (Pointing to himself with both hands) Then you don't care about the life and death of the big baby?"
Zhusha also knew that what she did was not kind and begged in a low voice: "Hao Jian, I helped you with your wife, now you help me! Please!"
Ma Xiaolong also broke the pot, walked to the sofa and sat down: "Okay! If you need anything, hurry up, I'm afraid I don't have much time left!"
【Hahaha, this is going to kill you!】
[Pfft~ There’s not much time left. Who came up with this word? I’m laughing so hard.]
Ma Xiaolong looked at Zhu Sha and said, "Boss, why did you two get divorced? My ex-husband looks like a scumbag!"
[A scumbag? Hahaha~ What kind of adjective is this! 】
[I’ve learned it, I’ll describe it to anyone who looks ugly in the future.]
【Pfft~ Just be a human being!】
Huang Neck also looked unhappy: "Humph!"
"What are you talking about? I'm complimenting you, why don't you like hearing it? Well, look at your facial features, which one can pass the test? You finally have an oval face, and it's even longer! What a good woman,
You can't even control her, do you know how many men out there are unable to control her even if they see her?"
"Beautiful!" Zhusha was particularly happy after hearing this: "So you are the slow-heating type! Hahahaha! Yeah!"
Huang Neck couldn't stand it anymore and stood up and said: "Zinsha, logically speaking, we are divorced and I shouldn't care about your affairs, but... only your feet know whether these shoes are suitable or not."
"Yeah!" Ma Xiaolong pointed to his feet: "Then one of me knows and the other doesn't!"
Huang Neck was speechless: "Oh, I was completely defeated by his innocence!"
"It's not naivety that defeats you." Ma Xiaolong raised his shoeless foot: "It's 'shoeless'!"
"Hey go ahead~" Huang Neck waved his hand impatiently: "I'm leaving!"
"Hey~" Zhu Sha stood up: "Lao Gao, let's meet at the golf course tomorrow, and you also let me meet your girl. Xiao Jian, come play golf with me tomorrow."
Ma Xiaolong sneered: "Why don't we beat him tomorrow?" He stepped forward and grabbed Huang Neck's collar: "Your name is Wolf?"
【Golf? Lao Gao? Golf! Hahahaha~】
[Where did all this baggage come from? It’s so magical.]
【Hahaha~】
Zhusha hurriedly pulled Ma Xiaolong away: "What are you doing?"
Huang Nie tidied up his clothes and said: "Zhusha, you know the purpose of my coming today, which is to remarry you. But when I saw that you didn't mean that, I made up something about a little girlfriend. I want to find him."
Save some face, I didn’t expect..."
"What the hell?" Zhusha was confused: "Did you make up the story about your little girlfriend?"
Huang Neck nodded: "Ah!"
"I'm just telling you! Which girl is so blind that she can fall in love with you?" Zhusha excitedly slapped Huang Neck's face with both hands, "Hahaha, we both made it up too. This is my lobby manager, here to give me a gift
, caught up."
"What? He is your lobby manager?"
Ma Xiaolong had a look on his face: "What's the matter? I'm pursuing an official career!"
"Hao Jian!" The next moment, Chen Jun shouted and rushed in, scaring Ma Xiaolong so much that he rushed to the sofa and pretended to be innocent.
Chen Jun took a few steps forward and pointed at him: "Hao Jian, don't pretend to be the victim!"
Zhu Sha looked at this strange woman and asked, "Who are you?"
Chen Jun acted like a royal empress: "I am Hao Jian's wife, "Jian Nei"!"
【Bitch? Hahaha~ This homophony is used well.】
【What a talent~】
After declaring his sovereignty, Chen Jun pointed at Ma Xiaolong: "Hao Jian, you must give me an explanation today!"
Zhu Sha understood now and quickly advised: "Brothers and sisters, you may have misunderstood. If there is anything that needs to be communicated between the young couple, it will be good if the communication is started. Just like your brother-in-law and I, it was just because of a little
The misunderstanding is gone."
Huang Neck said: "In the end, I will become my ex-husband!"
Ma Xiaolong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "We are both reconciled now!"
Huangbo smiled and said: "So, between this couple, trust comes first."
Zhu Sha said: "Without trust, there is no happiness. Come, brothers and sisters, sit down and calm down! Hao Jian, hurry up and coax your wife!"
Chen Jun knew that he had misunderstood, but he still maintained his posture and sat next to Ma Xiaolong. He turned around and said without looking at him, "Okay, Hao Jian, just tell me. I'll listen to what you say."
"What else can we say?" He took out a pear from the fruit basket and handed it to her: "Would you like a pear (Li)?"
Chen Jun turned around instantly and shouted: "Leave!" Then he covered his face with his hands and started crying.
Ma Xiaolong looked confused and hurriedly explained: "I'm asking you if you want a pear?"
Chen Jun was still in a state of misunderstanding and shouted: "Just leave!"
This time, Ma Xiaolong knew why his wife had misunderstood, and hurriedly explained: "I'm talking about the oranges of apple, persimmon, plum, chestnut, and pear!"
【Orange? Hahahahaha~】
[It makes me laugh so hard that I’m still shaking my bag now!]
Chen Jun burst into tears and laughed: "Is this an orange? Ouch, I am really defeated by your innocence!"
Ma Xiaolong shook his head: "It's not naivety that defeats you."
Shake off the shoes.
Cinnabar, Huangbo and Ma Xiaolong said in unison: "It's 'shoeless'!"
The performance is over.
【Hahahaha~Okay!】
After the skit was performed, it received the warmest applause and cheers from the audience. Many audience members even stood up and applauded, which shows how successful the skit was.
Ma Xiaolong, Zhu Sha, Chen Jun and Huang Bo were also very excited, especially Huang Bo. He was a little-known actor, but because of the image of his ex-husband, he finally left an impression in front of the national audience. This will have a great impact on his future career.
The help is visible to the naked eye.
Because the applause lasted too long, the rest of the show couldn't go on. The host had to step in to control the show, but the actors who performed the show afterwards looked desperate and helpless.