The first thousand one hundred and eighteen chapters are bad
Chapter 1,118 Something bad is going on
"What are you talking about?" Shiva was very proud. The more he looked at Yan Yan, the more comfortable he felt. "To be honest, I might as well tell you. When I came here, I could see her characteristics at a glance. I followed Suzhanwu Zun here.
In the autumn wind, I don't care about other treasures, I am bound to get this little treasure."
"You really want to die!" A group of monks from Yi Lei Mountain almost burst out of anger.
Arrogant! Too arrogant!
Several monks behind Ma Hongjun couldn't help but shout, "Mountain Master, prepare this guy properly. If you can't kill him, why can't you fix him properly?"
"It doesn't matter." Shiva laughed instead and said: "Anyway, I can turn into sand. If you can't kill me, there's nothing you can do to me. Besides, the worse you make me repair, the more I will torture her at night.
.Tsk tsk, I have a spring dream without a trace, I can’t wait.”
"Fuck!"
The monks in Yi Lei Mountain all exploded.
cheap!
It's so mean!
"You said we are now in the same boat?" At this moment, an unusually cold voice sounded.
The one who spoke out was Yan Yan.
Her face was as cold as a glacier that had never melted for thousands of years.
Shiva's expression froze.
Yan Yan continued: "Then no matter how you turn into sand, as long as I die, you will die."
"You!" Not to mention people who are very familiar with Yan Yan, even Shiva has seen Yan Yan's intentions now. He stuttered when he spoke, "You... are better off than dying... just... lai..."
"It's because of your strength!" Wang Li shouted.
"Don't be stupid." He turned around and looked at Yan Yan and said, "Don't think about this bad idea of destroying both sides. Isn't it just like having an extra symbiotic soul in the body? There is nothing that can't be solved."
"But it's too late." A crystal light flashed in Yan Yan's eyes, and everyone felt that her determination to die became even more determined.
"How can it be that there are so many of us still unable to control him and you?" Wang Li sneered, "What are you thinking? Why don't you just take a look at what's going on and see what countermeasures you can come up with."
"You have such a fake smile." Yan Yan looked at Wang Li and said, "You know very well, what if... what if..."
She didn't say anything in detail, but all the monks in Yilei Mountain fell silent. They all understood what she meant. What if something unexpected happened, what if there was some unique connection between the gods of Shiva and his wife?
If Yan Yan is really successful, or even taken away directly by him, then this will be more uncomfortable than death for Yan Yan.
"You don't believe us so much?" Wang Li also became more serious than ever before, "How about you have some confidence in us?"
"Don't worry." Before Yan Yan spoke again, Lu Shenliang's calm voice sounded. She stretched out her hand a little, and a yin thunder fell directly on Yan Yan's right wrist. This yin thunder swam on her wrist and turned into
A rune in the shape of a small sword, "If something feels wrong, I will kill you directly."
Yan Yan's eyes flickered, and she hesitated a little at this time.
"According to probability, the possibility of him succeeding is almost impossible. You can't bet your life on such an almost impossible probability." Wang Li nodded at Shiva and said: "At least for now, he
He can't get out of this cage, so I'll keep him in this cage until night comes."
Yan Yan lowered her head.
She didn't respond immediately.
She was silent for several breaths, then raised her head and looked at Wang Li and said, "Then I want you to give me a promise."
Wang Li was startled and said: "What kind of promise?"
"If something bad happens and your senior sister wants to kill me, you can't stop her. You must gather the power of the entire Yi Lei Mountain to kill me." Yan Yan said, "If you can't give this promise, then I
He will die before sunset."
"Don't think too much, I'm telling you, this is not a big deal..."
"Wang Li!" Yan Yan cut off Wang Li's words.
Normally, He Lingxiu would definitely look at Wang Li's pushing and blocking with contempt, but now when she looked at Wang Li, her nose kept getting sore.
"Okay!" Wang Li's expression suddenly became ferocious, "I swear, I promise you, but I also swear, if such an accident really happens, I will die with you."
"Bitch thief!" He Lingxiu cursed fiercely. She lowered her head, but there were tears in her eyes.
"Love is stronger than gold!" Shiva suddenly felt that his life was no longer in danger. He became proud again and laughed loudly, "Then you have to be careful. If I take advantage of a loophole, then I will
It might make her ecstasy, but I’m not in a hurry anyway, I won’t have a chance in ten or eight years, but there will always be a chance in decades or hundreds of years.”
"That's so damn arrogant." A group of people in Yileishan were furious, but there was nothing they could do against this guy with a special godhead.
"If you can't get it in ten or eight years, you won't have a chance to get it." At this moment, Iris laughed and said.
"What do you mean?" Shiva immediately felt that Iris was not bluffing.
"Thor, tell him what kind of god you are!" Iris patted the shoulder of a rosacea man next to him and laughed.
"That's right!" Shiva still didn't understand why, but everyone in Yilei Mountain had already reacted, "Mountain Master, as long as he advances to the second godhead, what's the matter with Ah San?"
Wang Li seemed to be smiling but not smiling at this moment, not knowing what he was thinking.
Shiva was a little panicked, "What kind of god is he?"
"The God of Jealousy." A group of monks from Yi Lei Mountain saw that Wang Li obviously did not refuse to answer, so they all answered in unison.
Shiva was a little stunned, he had never heard of this godhead.
At this time, Wang Li seemed to have figured out something and came back to his senses completely, "The second-order divine ability of the God of Jealousy is called Love and Kill. This is a standard strong alienation spell that will make those who have been hit by the magic spell
Both parties think of countless unpleasant little details about each other, and then the more they think about it, the more angry they become. If the relationship between the two parties is better, the negative emotions of becoming more and more angry will become more and more expanded. Generally speaking, if the relationship is average, this kind of
There may not be a life-and-death duel with magical spells, but if the two parties are usually very good friends or lovers, then there is a high probability that if you are hit by this magical spell, you will have to fight to the death."
"Hahahaha!" A group of monks from Yi Lei Mountain gloated, "Just a couple has to fight to the death. That's what a couple can do."
Shiva's face suddenly turned a little green, but he was a bit stubborn and said: "There is no guarantee that he will be promoted to the second series of divine abilities in ten or eight years."
"It's a pity that we already know the advanced potions of the second sequence." He Lingxiu deliberately threatened.
In fact, they do know the clues to the second sequence of the jealous god's potion, but the relevant clues to the potion are a few very strange poems: "The plum blossoms on the shore are long and the flowers are long, the branches on the shore are sad and low, and the distant smell is like lying on the water."
, Itouda is spring green, the bank is like green! The bank is like spring green! The bank is like spring green!"
Lu Shenliang also thought of some clues about these lines of poetry. Before the old times, these lines of limericks were actually homophones. The translation means I have no culture and my IQ is very low. If you ask me who I am, I am a big stupid donkey.
I am a donkey, I am a stupid donkey, I am a big stupid donkey.
These homophonic poems are meant to fool people who don't react enough to read them, just for fun.
But this was fun, and they were puzzled to figure out what clues it contained about the magic potion.
"Knowing the clues to the potion may not necessarily lead to finding the potion!" Shiva felt so guilty that his face turned pale, but he still couldn't help but speak harshly.
But just as he finished saying this, a spiritual light suddenly shot up from the market below, and it was a greeting card.
He Lingxiu and others quickly sneered after reading the content of the invitation, "What a coincidence."
It turns out that Shiguo Town below has just found the second enchanter potion at this time. However, when they saw the Yi Lei Shan and Su Zhan Wu Zun in the air fighting against the enemy before, this level of battle was too shocking for them to do anything.
I don't know the situation, so I sent a greeting message first to ask about the situation.
"You said this advanced potion came very slowly?" Faced with this situation, He Lingxiu didn't waste any time and directly sent a message to the people of Shiguo Town to send up the enchanter's potion.
A spiritual bird instantly flew up from the Shiguo Town below, carrying more than ten silk sacs in its mouth, and brought up all the ingredients for the enchanter's potion.
"Advanced potion, is this the second series of advanced potion?" Shiva's face changed uncertainly.
He Lingxiu didn't waste any time and directly gave all the potion materials to Xu Fu for inspection.
When Xu Fu nodded, Leo had already decided to advance to the second sequence, so there was no need to talk nonsense, and Xu Fu started to refine the medicine directly.
During this process, Shiva's face remained uncertain, and everything flashing in his eyes was a look of doubt. But when Xu Fu stewed it in a pot, the potion began to take shape and emitted a strange divine light.
, his expression completely changed.
The monks in Yi Lei Mountain only said that he was just frightened, and they all just laughed at him. However, Shiva did not say anything. He just waited for the potion to be completely completed without saying a word, and then watched Leo swallow the potion in several mouthfuls.
After that, he took a deep breath and gritted his teeth and said: "So you rely on this magic potion to advance."
"Why, what else can you rely on if you don't rely on this magic potion?" Iris asked back, but he immediately reacted, looked at Shiva and said, "Do you have other ways to advance?"
Shiva thought for a while, then suddenly closed his teeth and said nothing.
"Why, you think something is wrong and want to sell information to save your life?" Wang Li looked at him and smiled.
"Nima!" Shiva was told the central issue and became angry.
"Be arrogant, be arrogant, be mean, be mean, the key is to know how to leave a way out for yourself." Wang Lipi said with a smile: "Now we have a higher probability of winning, if you restrain yourself, don't offend us.
If you're serious, there might be a chance to talk."
Wang Li's proposal was very tempting, but Shiva gritted his teeth and said in a completely arrogant manner: "I don't believe it! In this situation, either I succeed, or you can really get rid of her and my fate and kill me.
"
"So outrageous?" A group of monks from Yi Lei Mountain were also shocked.
They are very familiar with Wang Li's behavior. In fact, as long as he has not really done anything outrageous, Wang Li can usually be discussed. In fact, most of the people who are now surrendering to Yi Lei Mountain were Wang Li's before.
enemy?
"It's okay, a dog can't change its habit of eating shit." Lu Shenliang glanced at Wang Li and said, "Although he is very stubborn now and won't shed tears until he sees the coffin, but when the time comes and he realizes that the situation is over, he will kneel down directly."
"Fart!" Shiva stretched out his hand. He wanted to order Lu Shenliang, but for some reason he felt a little guilty looking at Lu Shenliang, so he didn't dare to reach out and order it.
"Senior sister, how come you know him so well?" Wang Li looked at Lu Shenliang curiously.
Lu Shenliang thought for a while and said: "Forget it, let's not say that to Ah San, so as not to accuse me of discrimination."
"Put it..." Shiva wanted to scold Lu Shenliang for farting again, but after all, he felt that looking at Lu Shenliang made him feel weak, so he simply rolled his eyes and stopped arguing with Lu Shenliang.
Wang Li also rolled his eyes at Shiva and said: "You idiot, do you really think I can't cure you? Let me tell you, I think it takes too long to find the second series of magic potions for the jealous god.
I can’t wait any longer, I have many ways to treat you right now.”
"Where are you bragging?" Shiva looked at Wang Li. Although his words were harsh, his heart was already filled with guilt.
"Senior sister, you seem to know him very well, so do you think a guy like him is afraid of being cuckolded?" Wang Li didn't get angry with him, but asked Lu Shenliang with a smile.
"What?" Everyone in Yilei Mountain was suddenly shocked, and they intuitively felt that something big was about to happen.
Yan Yan knew Wang Li very well. She knew by looking at Wang Li's expression that he was deliberately trying to scare Shiva. But because she knew Wang Li so well, she knew by looking at his expression that he was trying to scare Shiva.
What kind of medicine was she taking? A blush suddenly appeared on her face.
"What do you mean!" Shiva suddenly felt that something was wrong.
"You should be afraid too, right?" Lu Shenliang also smiled. Her thinking has always been relatively clear, so she immediately guessed Wang Li's idea, "Especially since he can only have one wife in this setting.
God, you should be more afraid of cuckolds, right?"
"What do you mean?" Shiva also vaguely guessed it, and his face turned green.
"What do you mean you don't know yet?" Wang Li chuckled and said, "How can I have time to spend ten, eight or hundreds of years with you? You are in my hands now, and you are my prisoner, and at night
, as soon as your wife appears, she is also my prisoner, and you two are my prisoners. It is night again, and it doesn’t happen to be the night of the bridal chamber when the moon is dark and the wind is high."
"It's a dark and windy bridal chamber night, it's a murderous night with a dark and windy moon!" Shiva's whole body trembled.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what night it is, you are not the groom anyway." Wang Li chuckled and said: "Exciting!"
"You..." Shiva couldn't breathe easily, and he looked at Wang Li like a pervert.
Wang Li, on the other hand, imitated his perverted behavior before, and said with a smile: "My wife, whom I have never met or married, ended up having a bridal chamber with me tonight, Yue Heifeng Gao. Let me think about it.
It’s exciting.”
"I..." Shiva froze, and his entire face turned the color of pig liver.
"I'm curious, what will happen to you when we face each other when she and I have a wedding night?" Wang Li became more and more shameless.
Yan Yan's face was flushed. She was from a well-known and orthodox family. Although she knew that Wang Li was trying to deal with Shiva at this time, saying this still made her breathe a little faster unconsciously. She was so embarrassed that she wished she could crawl through a crack.
However, a group of monks from Yi Lei Mountain were still making noises at this time, "Hahaha, now it's okay. Anyway, our mountain master and Yan Xianzi can form a Taoist couple. In this way, our mountain master and Yan Xianzi will be Taoists during the day anyway."
Husband, in the evening, you and your wife will become a double monk couple, it’s really buy one get one free. I just don’t know if you stay in our Yi Lei Mountain, what will I call you, the God of Night Cuckold?”