Today is the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month.
At one o'clock in the afternoon, the sky was still hazy, and fresh and pure snowflakes slowly fell like catkins.
It happened to be Wednesday, the busiest day for workers, and the weather was bad, so the streets were bustling with few pedestrians.
Xu Fei curled up his neck, hugged a large cardboard box filled with daily necessities, and walked forward with brisk steps, crunching the snow on the road.
When passing by the door of a hair salon, he put down his box, rubbed his hands and looked at himself reflected in the glass window.
His regular facial features, slender body, and slightly bulging muscles are attributed to the fitness card issued by the company to prevent sudden death of employees.
The only flaw in his handsomeness is his slightly sparse hair, which is proof that he was once powerful.
The combat effectiveness of programmers is inversely proportional to their hair volume. This is an iron-clad fact that cannot be refuted.
The curve of Xu Fei's mouth became wider and wider, he looked around and saw no one around, and finally couldn't hold back his excitement and laughed heartily:
"Hahahaha! Fuck your uncle's 996007! Fuck your uncle's working as a worker! Fuck your uncle's performance! I'm free. Come back and I'll wait for you~~"
Today, he finally completed the resignation procedures. When he came out of the company, he said goodbye to his boss and colleagues in tears, reluctant to leave, and overflowing with sexual feelings... Of course, these were all fake.
After all, it’s easy to get together and break up, and maybe we will be able to use each other in the future, so naturally we can’t tell the truth!
But in fact, from the moment he submitted his resignation application, he felt the breath of freedom, the intimacy of returning to nature, how should I put it... just like the scene in front of him now.
Looking at the heart in the snow, he is distracted! There is no reason, he is just happy!
Just as Xu Fei was grinning, the voice of the news lady came from the wall-mounted TV in the small hair salon:
"A temporary news report is now being broadcast. This morning, in the outer suburbs of Wanping City, a girl wearing a vermilion European-style skirt, a helmet, and a huge iron sword appeared..."
Xu Fei lit a resignation victory cigarette and exhaled.
He looked at the TV curiously through the glass, thinking that these days, maids are crowded on the bus, Hanfu is everywhere on the streets, cosplay is too common, how can it be on TV?
"At 9:30 in the morning, the Iron Sword girl destroyed the warehouse where the criminal gang was located alone, killing several wanted criminals, seriously injuring three people, and lightly injuring two people..."
Xu Fei was a little surprised as he listened to the news host lady's continued explanation.
This is too fierce! The real-life version of Artoria? But she is a murderer after all, so it is too scary. Fortunately, it is in the outer suburbs and has nothing to do with Xinghua District where I am.
Suddenly, a figure blocked the view.
It turned out to be a barber with shoulder-length hair, standing opposite the glass window and wiping with a rag.
Although he wiped it in a decent manner, Xu Fei couldn't understand that he was chasing people away, so he quickly put out the cigarette butt, picked up the cardboard box and left quickly.
The boy looked sideways at the person leaving, put down the rag, tossed his hair, and walked back to the store angrily, leaving only the voice of the news lady on the TV still echoing:
"At around 10:45 a.m., the police found traces of the Iron Sword girl in Xingtai District, Wanping City. Citizens living nearby are asked to close their doors and windows carefully and call immediately if they see the girl..."
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After running wildly all the way, Xu Fei finally returned to his home.
This is a dilapidated small bungalow with a yard, and it is also an old house that the family has no hope of demolishing.
Two years ago, after graduating from college and working, he moved back alone because it was close to the company where he worked. His parents and younger siblings who were still in school continued to live in the city.
After locking the courtyard door, Xu Fei flicked the snowflakes off his body and shouted excitedly.
"Long live freedom, if you don't turn over the PS4 brand today, it's up to you! "Old Thief" and "The Iron Wolf" are here!"
But just as he was about to step into the house, he suddenly stopped.
Feeling something was wrong, I turned around and looked at the corner of the yard. I don't know when an adult-sized snowman appeared there.
The snowman's workmanship is extremely fine, and his clothes, ravines, and shape are all vivid. If it weren't covered in snow, he would have thought he was a human being.
It looked like a girl wearing ancient European armor, sitting on the ground holding her knees and crying.
Putting down the carton and walking forward, Xu Fei reached out and touched the snowman's head, her face full of doubts.
Click, click, click!
The snowman raised his head and slowly looked at Xu Fei. After shaking off part of the snow, a vermilion steel helmet was revealed.
"...!"
Xu Fei was a little confused and seemed to think of the content of a certain news.
His brain was spinning rapidly... After a moment, he looked at the scenery beside him, pretended to be cute, stuck out his tongue, patted his forehead and said:
"I'm so confused! Why did I forget my phone at work? I have to go back and get it quickly!"
After saying that, he hummed a song and looked for the keys as if nothing had happened, ready to open the door and go out.
"Hello..." The childish voice of a slightly tired girl sounded.
Cold sweat turned to ice halfway down Xu Fei's face. He moved faster, rummaged for the keys with his left hand, took out his cell phone with his right hand and dialed three numbers.
A few seconds later, a voice came from the phone: "Hello, police station."
"I!……"
After answering the phone and saying one word, Xu Fei felt a chill on his neck, and a long black metal stuck to his carotid artery.
Xu Fei straightened up immediately and changed his tone: "There have been wild cats coming to my yard recently to steal bacon! Uncle policeman, is there anything you can do?"
"..." After a short silence, the serious voice of the police sounded again: "It is recommended that you contact the local property management or put the bacon in the house."
"Okay, thank you."
Beep beep, the phone hangs up.
"Throw away the communication magic device in your hand." The girl's voice sounded like a silver bell.
"What's magic...you mean the mobile phone?" The corner of Xu Fei's mouth twitched, and he realized it at this moment.
This girl with European-style heavy armor must have suffered from chuunibyou and psychosis. She thought she was a messenger of justice, so she killed so many wanted criminals. I don’t know which hospital she ran away from.
Snap!
The iron sword that was originally placed on his neck turned into an afterimage and knocked the phone away.
Ah! I just replaced my Banana 12 mobile phone this month! Xu Fei's heart was bleeding, but he still didn't dare to shout.
"Go inside..." The armored girl put the sword blade on Xu Fei's neck again and urged in a low voice.
When the two of them entered the house, a warm breath greeted them.
The girl put down the iron sword, looked around curiously, and then began to take off her clothes.
Bang, bang, bang!
The sound of heavy objects hitting the ground sounded one after another.
Metal neck helmet, vermilion half-plate armor, skirt armor made of leather and steel plates, iron shin guards, knight armor gloves...
Xu Fei stood in the corner of the living room, leaning against the wall. He was already stunned. 70% of it was because he was scared, after all, the other party was suspected to be a murderer. 10% was because he felt sorry for the floor tiles that had just been renovated two years ago.
The last 20% was about being amazed at the other person's appearance.
The girl who took off her armor was wearing a tattered beige Uchimura. From the holes in her pants, she could see that her elastic thighs exuded the healthy beauty of women.
She has fair skin, a tall nose, red lips and white teeth, a pair of big eyes with red pupils, and her long black and purple hair is slightly scattered and tied back.
Her left hand dropped naturally, and the slender fingers of her right hand gently blocked the hole in the clothes on her chest. Perhaps the sweat in the armor had not completely evaporated, but the clothes clung to her skin, perfectly showing off the beautiful curves from her collarbone to her lower abdomen.
Ketone bodies without excess fat are simply amazing.
With a violent tremor, Xu Fei pinched his thigh flesh. Facing a mentally ill patient who was suspected of being a murderer, what was I thinking?