A small pebble brought gusts of wind across the sky.
Tweet, Tweet, Tweet!
Several sparrows were frightened, flapped their wings and flew high into the sky, hovering above the two of them and chirping non-stop, as if they were very angry.
"White-eyed wolf chick, it's a pity that I occasionally put food in the air-conditioning vent."
Xu Fei keenly avoided a piece of bird droppings falling from the sky and said angrily.
"Little animals... are very innocent... so they are outspoken..." Leiyin explained softly.
The thinking of animals is not that complicated, especially animals that live closer to humans, and they often imitate human words, deeds, and emotions.
When the little sparrow was chirping, Xu Fei felt that it was scolding him. In fact, it was just translated in his mind through the sparrow's emotions.
How can a sparrow really speak dirty words?
"Fei...you can...practice consciousness...in this way..."
"As compensation... I can do my best to help... small animals in difficulty..."
After Leiyin finished speaking, she pointed to the old locust tree in the courtyard and continued:
"Plants that have grown for a long time...if there are spiritual bodies attached...will also produce simple consciousness..."
“Are plants okay too?”
When Xu Fei heard this, he walked towards the old locust tree in surprise, remembering that this big tree had been here before he was born.
Because the tree was so big, he put his hand directly against the trunk and felt it silently.
The breeze blew by in the morning, making the branches rustle
Hua la la (good grandson...).
"this……"
Xu Fei scratched his head and felt a feeling of doting. Maybe he watered it often when he was a child, but he didn't expect that this old locust tree actually treated him as a junior.
Suddenly I felt a little embarrassed, so I went back to ask Uncle Ye for some fertilizer.
"Leiyin, I remember there was an experiment video on the Internet. It was two pots of the same kind of flowers. One pot received praise every day, and the other pot received scolding every day."
"Then the flowers that are praised grow more and more lush. The flowers that are scolded slowly wither."
"Are those newly grown plants also conscious?"
Leiyin shook her head slightly and said: "It's very weak...close to instinct...can't be considered a complete consciousness..."
Boom boom boom.
There was a knock on the door.
Xu Fei reflexively wanted to walk over, but Leiyin stepped in and blocked him.
She turned around and said in an unquestionable tone: "Fei...go back to the house...I'll go..."
Xu Fei was stunned for a moment, and his eyes were slightly moved, thinking that it would be good to have a strong wife in the future.
Leiyin was probably afraid that he would be embarrassed when he saw his neighbor, so she took the initiative to step forward.
As soon as the courtyard door opened, without waiting for the owner's consent, two young men, one fat and one thin with evil smiles on their faces, jumped in.
That's right, I jumped in on purpose.
"Hahaha, Brother Fei! I heard that you went crazy after eating poisonous mushrooms. You are really a talent."
A Zhu bent his knees and raised his head, leaned back, held his forehead with his left hand, and pointed the big thorn in his right hand forward, posing like a arrogant empress from a certain thief king.
"Xu Fei! How does it feel to be a human for the first time? My buddy came to see you with a beer cake."
Qu Peng's eyebrows were dancing with joy, with a beer in one hand and a cake box in the other, and his whole body was in the shape of a large font.
"..."
"..."
The air fell into silence for a moment. Leiyin blinked her beautiful eyes and stared at the two people who were performing performance art in confusion.
From the words, I could guess that it was someone Xu Fei knew, but it felt a bit strange...
"Forehead……"
Looking at the beautiful and elegant girl in front of them, Qu Peng and A'Zhu looked at each other, a little at a loss.
"Sorry, sorry, I went to the wrong door."
After looking at each other awkwardly, the two of them retreated the same way they came from, closing the courtyard door behind them.
After a while, there was discussion outside the door.
"No, that's the right house number. It's Brother Fei's house."
"Are you sure? Is that beautiful woman just now Xu Fei's sister?"
"No, we've been playing together with that crazy girl Xiaoyun since we were kids, and I'm very familiar with her."
"Didn't she move away a few years ago? Maybe the girl has changed in her late teens."
"Nonsense, Xiaoyun only has a face! How can she have that kind of temperament? Besides, Xiaoyun is taller than that beauty, so how can she shrink as she grows longer?"
Leiyin, who was about to go back to the house, paused slightly, her expression seemed to be unkind.
…
Boom, boom, boom.
The knock on the door sounded again.
The courtyard door opened, Qu Peng bounced his head and smiled awkwardly: "Excuse me, is this Xu Fei's house?"
The girl nodded expressionlessly, made way for the two of them to come in, and looked at A'Zhu with a look that seemed a little indifferent.
Then pointing to the stone bench in the courtyard, the girl said lightly: "Sit here first..."
Then, he waited for the two of them to reply and walked straight into the house.
"Is this Xu Fei's girlfriend? It seems that last time he said he found a foreign girlfriend." Qu Peng put the things in his hands on the stone table.
A'Zhu sat down, crossed his legs, shook his head and said, "Isn't it right? Look at that pretty face, he is obviously an Oriental."
"But there are no people with purple-black hair and red pupils here." Qu Peng raised his glasses, he had been observing more carefully just now.
"Dye your hair and add colored contact lenses. The more expensive ones are generally invisible."
"makes sense……"
"If she really is a girlfriend, Brother Fei will be in trouble in the future. She looks really beautiful, but she feels quite fierce, haha."
"Maybe Xu Fei is good at this? Nowadays, many people like the pleasure of strict wife control."
Xu Fei opened the door with a speechless expression and looked at his two disabled friends. After unlocking his brow lock, he became clear-sighted and his hearing was very good.
Does strict control over your wife bring you pleasure?
"Why are you two here at this time?" Xu Fei strode over and asked.
"..."
"Hahahahaha, oh no, Brother Fei, I want to laugh when I look at you."
"Hahaha, Xu Fei, you are awesome, you are my idol."
Xu Fei's face darkened, and he immediately understood what was going on. These two guys must have heard about his glorious deeds and came here to have fun.
"If you laugh at me again, you will drive me away."
"Bye bye Brother Fei, I'm going to stop laughing soon, oh my belly." A Zhu rubbed his round belly and tried to control his expression.
Qu Peng took out his cigarettes, handed one to each person and lit it, then blew out a smoke ring and said with a smile: "Xu Fei, have you really eaten poisonous mushrooms?"
"That's right. Just finish laughing."
Xu Fei waved his hands angrily and said, "Where did you know that?"
"Haha, let me tell you."
A'Zhu took a long breath of smoke and said with a smile: "My dad told me, my dad's colleague Aunt Zhang told my dad, and Aunt Li who danced with me told Aunt Zhang."
Aunt Li, it's you again... Xu Fei coughed, this is spreading a bit fast.
"My dad was afraid that my leakage would spread to the ears of your family and you would be embarrassed later, so he told me specifically. Then I told Boss Qu."
"Don't worry, Brother Fei, we are the only ones who know, and I promise not to tell anyone else." A Zhu assured, patting his chest.
Xu Fei nodded, thinking that Uncle Zhu would be the one who would handle the matter, but then he thought about it and felt something was wrong.
Uncle Zhu, why don’t you just tell A’Zhu! Now that’s good, there are two more people who know about my dark history!
"Xu Fei, brother, you are so generous. I was afraid that you would be sad, so I bought beer and cake to see you."
Qu Peng flicked off the cigarette ashes and said boldly, but his slightly narrowed eyes still gave him away.
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, I just came here to watch a joke and have a drink. Let's go inside."
After picking up the trash can and collecting the cigarette butts of the three people, Xu Fei took the lead and walked into the house.
"By the way, Brother Fei, who was the beauty just now?" A Zhu asked curiously.
"My daughter, my girlfriend." Xu Fei felt a little guilty. After all, it was still fake and there was still a long way to go before success.