Cranes soar, dragons go out to sea. The sun is visible from half of the sea, and roosters are heard in the sky. Ni is the clothes, the wind is the horse, tigers, drums, and luan return.
Well, none of these.
Xu Fei looked at the so-called Taoist wonderland of Longhu Mountain in front of him, frowned and was speechless for a while.
There are five of them, and they are currently on a strange commercial street.
The main street, which is about 20 meters wide, has a moderate flow of people.
Most people here are basically wearing ancient Chinese costumes such as brocade clothes, leather boots, Qingfeng crown, etc.
People wearing modern clothes are relatively rare.
Not only that, there are also a small number of foreigners in strange clothes.
For example, a witch in a black scarf and veil holding a crystal ball, a blond priest holding a skull with a silver cross hanging around his neck, and a red-skinned man with snakes on his shoulders and strange patterns all over his body...
No matter what they were wearing, they were all holding mobile phones, pads, SLRs and other modern electronic products, which felt very inconsistent.
The style of the entire street is also very nondescript.
Rows of two- and three-story courtyard buildings with simple shapes stand on both sides of the bustling streets that lead directly from the north to the south.
The courtyard is decorated with carved dragons and phoenixes, red painted paper windows, and hanging flower gates. It looks like something antique.
But almost every house has outdoor air conditioners and solar water heaters hung on the walls and roofs, and occasionally there are cars parked in front of a few houses.
Coupled with the vending machines that appeared every few dozen meters, Xu Fei felt that something was amiss.
Looking up at the blue sky, Xu Fei felt like he was in drama again.
There are many foreign objects flying around in the sky, but they are not magical weapons such as cranes, unicorns, luan, chariots and phoenix chariots.
They are all weird gadgets, such as three-bouncers, big tripods, inflatable boats, and even bed boards and sofas!
Everyone seems to be very casual and do whatever makes them feel comfortable.
Just then, there were two 'immortals' chatting about ten meters above their heads. Xu Fei curiously raised his ears to eavesdrop.
"Long time no see, Qingfeng Sanren, hahaha, are you changing your gun for a cannon?" A masked weirdo in black robes laughed while riding a metal skateboard with a pair of wings.
"The witch's broom imported from Northern Europe hurt me, but this Arabian flying carpet is more comfortable. Do you want to get one? I have someone in North Africa who can give you a discount."
The bearded old man holding a snare drum lay on the cotton blanket and was talking enthusiastically.
"Forget it, forget it, I have been very poor recently. I was deceived into buying a lot of Hindu stocks last year, and they all fell out of stock." The masked weirdo sighed.
Xu Fei was speechless, this was completely different from the imagined world of immortal cultivators!
In fact, he doesn't know that real flying magic weapons or fairy birds are ridiculously expensive!
Probably the price of top luxury cars in real society.
Those two people above him who can own cheap imitations are already doing well.
Ordinary practitioners just find something comfortable and carve formations on it or directly use object control to fly indirectly.
Guagua.
A palm-sized three-legged golden toad passed by with a small package on its back.
Xu Fei knelt down curiously, stopped it gently, stretched out his hand and said: "Bring in wealth, congratulations on getting rich! Brother, could you please spit out a gold ingot?"
"Pooh!"
A mouthful of sticky phlegm came flying, and Xu Fei jumped away in fright.
"Silly Que, you are sick! I'll puke on your old sister!" Jin Chan cursed a few words in disdain and jumped away in small steps.
If it hadn't been in a hurry to go to a house with a reservation and had to teach this kid a lesson, who told you that golden toads can vomit gold ingots?
It is an auspicious beast, unless a sincere person places a statue of it at home.
Then choose a good and auspicious day to consecrate it, and place it where the sun and moonlight can shine.
Only then would it consider staying for sixteen days, absorbing the essence of the sun and moon, and at the same time helping the family to control the house, ward off evil spirits, and increase wealth.
"Do you believe me this time?"
Chang Luofeng flicked his arm in a cool manner, seeming to have forgotten that he had no sleeves.
Xu Fei curled his lips, leaned close to Leiyin's ear, and whispered:
"It looks like it's true. Let's go to the government agency here later and check with a passerby before entering. Then we can be sure."
Leiyin nodded lightly and said with a smile: "Fei... Just make sure..."
She was very unfamiliar with the organizational forces in this world, so she simply didn't think too much and left it all to Xu Fei's decision.
Half an hour ago, after Elder Zhang was satisfied with the beating, he flew away directly to seek compensation from Taoist Chang's master.
After Chang Luofeng regained consciousness with a bruised nose and swollen face, he expressed the hope that Leiyin and Xu Fei would come with them to visit the ancestral palace of Longhu Mountain.
In any case, Leiyin, as an outsider, and Xu Fei, as a new and weak supernatural being in the wild, must register their personal information with the official. This is the rule.
As for the old men's problem with Leiyin, we'll talk about it later.
Xu Fei was also very decisive. Of course he could go, but Chang Luofeng had to call the mayor or the police chief to prove it, otherwise he couldn't trust their official status.
In fact, Xu Fei almost believed it when Liu Ying and Monk Kewu protected him.
Because there is no need for the other party to put on a special show to win his and Leiyin's trust.
Wouldn't it be better to just tie him up again and exchange for what you want, or use him as a threat to restrain Leiyin?
Furthermore, the old man who fell from the tree and the Mediterranean uncle who beat Chang Luofeng violently didn’t seem to give up...
Although Leiyin is very powerful, the opponent's overall strength can definitely defeat her head-on.
However, it is right to keep an eye on everything, so careful confirmation is necessary.
In the end, after some discussion, the two parties decided to first visit the gathering place for extraordinary people near Longhu Mountain. Seeing is believing.
According to Chang Luofeng, it was impossible for him to find thousands of extras.
"Let's go, let's go to the Monks Alliance office to register first."
Chang Luofeng waved and walked forward first, followed closely by the others.
As a group of people walked on the street, they immediately attracted the attention of passers-by.
It's not their fault either.
The leader, Chang Luofeng, had disheveled hair and was barefoot and shirtless. His only jeans were taken from Xu Fei.
Liu Ying was covered in rags, wrapped in Chang Luofeng's blanket, and had only one sneaker on her feet. Her looming white and tender skin immediately attracted a lot of attention.
Monk Kewu was even more unbearable. Xu Fei's cotton clothes were tied around his waist, barely covering his important parts, and he was completely naked elsewhere.
Only the young man and woman at the back of the team looked a little normal.
The girl was extremely beautiful, but she was a little dirty, and her clothes had many rips and holes.
As for the young man, he wears a black shirt on the upper body, black tights on the lower body and sports shoes. At first glance, it looks normal.
After all, there are many people here who dress up in different clothes, so it is not unusual for men to wear tights.
But I always feel that something is a little awkward... Take a closer look, my dear, these are not leggings, they are just a pair of black long johns!
Being talked about by a group of weirdly dressed people, Xu Fei raised his eyebrows and said displeasedly:
"These weirdos are dressed like that, how can they laugh at us?"
Monk Kewu clasped his hands together and said with a smile: "That's good, that's good. Not everyone is as open-minded as Almsgiver Xu, and the poor monk will not blame them."
Chang Luofeng also snorted: "A group of mediocre people who have never seen the world are making such a fuss! When strong men fight, 90% of them run naked until the end. I don't know what's so strange about such a normal thing.
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Liu Ying glanced sideways at these three guys and curled her lips.
I thought to myself, you guys are not normal, okay? It would be strange if people don’t react like that when you go shopping with this kind of morality.
But there is one thing that Chang Luofeng is right about. Most of the monks who cannot condense Qi into clothing basically run naked after the battle.
The body of a transcendent is too strong compared to cloth.
During the previous battle, the most they could do was surround their bodies with qi to prevent their clothes from being torn apart by the strong wind when they were told to move.
Leiyin is a special case, she didn't take a few hits from the beginning to the end.
The main reason is that no one has that many sturdy clothes to change.
Even if the sect can refine some spiritual and magic weapon-level clothing, it will give priority to the thin-skinned female monks.
On the other hand, weapons will be given to male monks first.
Leiyin pursed her lips and lowered her head slightly, feeling a little embarrassed.
Although she felt sorry for Xu Fei, she really felt it was embarrassing to be with them.