"Sister Lei Yin, please listen to my explanation. Zhexing has been studying painting since he was a child and needs to imitate the meaning of everything. Women are naturally among them. So whenever I dress up as a man, I will unconsciously change my mentality and breath.
, but this is not really me…”
Faced with Fu Zhexing's anxious explanation, Lei Yin turned a deaf ear to him.
She looked around the kitchen from time to time, as if she was wondering why her "adjutant" hadn't come back for so long.
"Sister Leiyin, why don't you use your consciousness to investigate me? It can naturally prove my true identity."
"You don't need to worry, visual exploration with my consent is permitted by law."
"By the way, I have the Earth Star Alliance identity brand that cannot be faked as evidence. Do you want to take a look?"
“…”
"Ah! Sister Leiyin, listen to my explanation! I am really a man!"
Fu Zhexing hugged his head with both hands and rubbed his scalp irritably, obviously getting a little crazy.
He can conspire and use any means, or he can sleep on firewood and endure humiliation.
However, this principled issue that concerns male dignity is psychologically uncompromising.
"Hmph, you have today, too."
Ouyang Ritian chuckled in a low voice, grabbed two skewers and rubbed them to the end.
It is rare to see this guy get defeated, and his mood suddenly becomes much more relaxed.
Cang coughed, quickly took two sips of beer to stimulate his mouth, pretending to be choking.
He also wanted to laugh, but he was afraid of being retaliated against by Fu Zhexing afterwards.
This petty Sun Tie'er either poisons or poisons. The prospects are unclear now, so it's better to be careful not to offend others easily.
Holding a bundle of disposable paper cups, Xu Fei ran back with great strides.
The two layers are stacked into a cup and distributed to everyone.
Xu Fei reached out to get Lei Yin's wine bottle, but was stared at by the other party.
"I'm tired...uh...General, I want to pour you wine, haha."
Xu Fei smiled awkwardly, and he felt that this name was strange.
"Why do you even call me General?"
Handing the bottle to Xu Fei, Lei Yin frowned slightly, and in addition to anger, her eyes added a little sadness.
It’s like meeting an old friend from many years ago, but the other party suddenly becomes extremely polite. This distant alienation makes people feel sad.
"Leyon, I, this, anyway, I was wrong..."
Xu Fei was immediately confused. What was going on?
The six people shared the last bottle of beer, plus the buff of the skewers, and drank it in two or three mouthfuls.
Playing with the empty wine bottle, Lei Yin looked at Xu Fei and sniffled a little wine, and pouted her mouth in dissatisfaction.
“…”
Xu Fei began to think quickly about countermeasures in his mind.
Needless to say, Cang and Babachus are neither considered their own people nor useless.
Fu Zhexing and Shangguan Ritian, two half-baked Taoist priests, must have no ability to stop Leiyin from drinking.
Facing the drunk little princess, her fiancé's identity was obviously not working well, and she was thrown out just now...
Um?
Xu Fei suddenly thought of something that looked like wine but was not wine.
The advertisements were flying all over the sky in the past two years, known as the nightmare of designated driving, alcohol nemesis, drivers' gospel, and a must-have item for socializing.
As a result, the thunder was loud and the rain was small, and it was nicknamed by beer enthusiasts as calorie water that was not even considered a useless rib.
That is, non-alcoholic beer beverages with poor sales all year round focus on the word "beverage".
"Who can you help me run away and go out to buy some 'beer'."
Xu Fei blinked his eyes quickly while speaking, and bit the word beer very heavily.
He was worried about Leiyin and was not convenient for him to buy it himself.
"I'll go."
Cang stood up very consciously. The whole room was full of extraordinary big shots. He was the only ordinary person here. Who would he go if he didn't go?
"I'll go! I'm very strong!"
Babachus also stood up and volunteered with a honest look on his face. Of course, the purpose was to run away from the threat of a princess from another world.
"Xiao Cang, you two sit down first."
Fu Zhexing said calmly, but his tone was filled with a warning, as if he had recovered from his inferiority complex.
After looking at Shangguan Ritian, Fu Zhexing's lips squirmed and said, "Brother Shangguan, one of these two people has ulterior motives and the other is chased by the Black Sail Killer. You must not leave our sight for the time being. Please come to your own trip."
Shangguan Ritian nodded silently, stood up and said firmly: "I'll go! My footwork is faster than them!"
Xu Fei also thought Shangguan Ritian was the most suitable candidate. He walked to the other party and winked, then raised his phone high with his back to Lei Yin.
"Master Shangguan, go to a nearby convenience store or convenience store to see if there are any of these beers?"
However, no product pictures are displayed on the screen, only a few short lines of text.
‘Buy twelve bottles of alcohol-free beer (must be alcohol-free!), the brand is casual.’
‘If you don’t have this type of wine nearby, buy drinks that look like beer, but you must tear off the packaging before entering the door!’
"Okay! I get it."
Shangguan Ritian felt that this plan was very wonderful. He was about to set off, but immediately stopped and asked:
"How much silver is needed to get this item...month!"
Xu Fei thought for a while and said, "The price is not necessarily the case. If twelve bottles are cheaper, fifty or sixty, and if they are expensive, they are about one hundred."
I remember that alcohol-free beer is at least ten yuan per bottle, but this thing is not easy to sell. It is often discounted when it is about to expire. When it is the cheapest, he has seen one yuan per bottle.
Shangguan Ritian pulled the guest down jacket and zipped over the secret pocket on the inside.
Inside was a wrinkled twenty-billion banknotes and two one-yuan coins...
"Brother Xu Fei, I'm short of money! I can't afford this thing!"
The dark little hand reached in front of Xu Fei for cash, and Shangguan Ritian said righteously.
"Oh, that's easy to say. Let's add WeChat and I'll transfer your money."
Xu Fei was a little surprised at first, but after thinking about it carefully, he heard that this guy stayed in the mountains all year round and it was normal for him to have no modern currency.
"Although I have WeChat, I don't have a cell phone!" Shangguan Ritian held one hand and looked straight ahead with no expression on his face.
"Do you have a bank card? Online banking transfers to you."
Xu Fei frowned. The main reason is that he has basically paid online these days. He did not bring his wallet or credit card, otherwise he would have used it directly for Shangguan Ritian.
"I have cancelled the bank card!"
Shangguan Ritian raised his sword eyebrows and remembered an unpleasant thing a month ago.
At that time, he worked at Emimei as a delivery guy. Later, because he brought milk tea to Xu Fei, he was beaten up by the old man and broke his old cell phone, and then he lost his job.
He was living on the street and had to go to the bank to withdraw the remaining 200 yuan in savings for a living, but the bank staff told him that he should keep at least ten yuan in his debit card, otherwise part of the annual fee would be incurred.
Shangguan Ritian suddenly became angry from his heart. Your money house is so domineering, why should I deduct my hard-earned money?
So I was so angry that I canceled the card.
“…?”
Xu Fei was speechless, aren’t you the young master of a big family? Why don’t you want anything?
Without time to continue with the other party, he handed his cell phone to Shangguan Ritian and said:
"You use my mobile phone to pay for the checkout. Let's make an agreement first, and you are not allowed to peek at the information inside."
A little uneasy reminded me, it wasn't that I was afraid of anything else, there was nothing in his phone that could not be seen.
It’s just that the chat content in the WeChat group called ‘Hua Pear Lost Ying Dian Chunyin’ is inconvenient to expose it.
If Shangguan Ritian, the young man, told others that Chen Luoying was watching palace soap operas every day, and when the other party knew about it, he would definitely be exposed to Xu Fei.
"What is the payment password!"
Holding the Android phone that Xu Fei had just changed three months ago, Shangguan Ritian was a little envious. This time he went down the mountain to work and had never obtained anything he had been away for many days.
Xu Fei leaned close to the other person's ear and whispered: "0101001101000010."