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"Hey? Hey? Is it Xiaodong? Is there any sound?"
"What kind of mobile phone you use is not a Dafa brand, right?"
"Why do you speak like a bean? Change the better place to call me!"
Crack, Uncle Chen hung up the phone decisively.
Shangguan stood beside him with his hands on his hips, and he looked at all this with a proud look.
Just now, the middle-aged shop owner refused to let him go out, and threatened to call the police.
Because I couldn't explain it clearly for a while, I had no choice but to open my mobile phone address book to find Fu Zhexing's phone number.
Unexpectedly, Xu Fei set Fu Zhexing's nickname to 'Jiji Fu Jiji', which caused him to waste a lot of time.
In short, it is really outrageous that the dignified young master of the immortal clan was slandered and stolen.
After proving your innocence for a while, see how this person apologizes!
After more than ten seconds.
‘Grandpa is calling, grandpa, your grandson is calling you~’,
Fu Zhexing's call ringtone suddenly rang, and Uncle Chen quickly clicked to answer the phone.
"Hello?"
"Oh, it's such a small door." Uncle Chen was a little surprised.
"I have a black girl wearing a pink down jacket, a trouser, a small white shoe that takes your phone to buy things. Do you know me?"
After glanced at Shangguan Ritian, Uncle Chen reached out to cover the microphone position and whispered.
"Oh, is it your girlfriend's distant cousin? You ask her to help buy wine. OK, that's fine, I think it's a thief."
"Foreigner? I said why I look so dark and I am so weird."
"Yeah, I understand. I've learned Chinese randomly and treated ancient Chinese as Mandarin."
"Oh, this black girl is very good at bulging her front and back, and she looks festive, just a little darker." Uncle Chen sighed.
"Hey, little brat, dare you say that uncle is an LSP?! Tell uncle, the men are not SPs? One day I don't have S anymore, won't you suspect that you are sick?"
Uncle Chen retorted angrily, very dissatisfied with the current young people's attitude of being right and wrong.
If a man is lustful, he should boldly admit it! What do you think humans have reproduced so far? Of course, being dedicated is a good moral character.
"Go away, don't think about it. Are I looking for a partner for the single boy in my family?"
"What's wrong with Hei?"
"It's not so bad! The problem is that my kid is also black! Can two coal balls get better together? Is it possible to have a baby in the future? I will definitely not be able to become a donkey dung egg!"
Uncle Chen shouted at his cell phone, expressing his dissatisfaction.
It seems that because of the excitement of chatting, I have forgotten that there is a 'girl' standing beside me.
Looking at the other party's brows and dancing, Shangguan Ritian clenched his silver teeth and clenched his fists,
These two people are so dirty! They are simply unbearable!
In broad daylight, what are you talking about?
The key is the protagonist in the chat content or the man dressed as a woman.
This is a double insult to his personality!
Shangguan Ritian secretly made up his mind that if he wanted women's clothing in the future, he would definitely let Fu Zhexing whiten his skin!
"Here, I'll give it to you. Xiao Fei wants to talk to you."
The conversation finally ended, and Uncle Chen handed the phone to Shangguan Ritian.
"Xu Fei, you are talking nonsense...!"
But Shangguan Ritian was interrupted by Xu Fei's anxious words as soon as he spoke halfway.
"What are you doing, Master Shangguan? How long has it been? Can you come back quickly? I've got some drinks here again!"
"This is what you said about the fast pace? It's been half an hour!"
"This... I will return within ten minutes." I knew I was in a disadvantage, so Shangguan Ritian couldn't say anything more.
He hung up the phone in disappointment, and he stared at Uncle Chen with his eyebrows.
The meaning is already very obvious.
Shouldn't you tell me something? You can't just let it go if you suspect someone else steals it.
Uncle Chen had already sat back in the counter at this moment, and the old god was checking the instructions for the hair salvage.
He shook his legs while flipping through it, as if he didn't see the other person.
"Didn't this uncle want to tell me?"
Shangguan Ritian pursed his mouth and asked righteously.
Uncle Chen didn't raise his head, and reached out to grab two large lollipops from the counter and pushed them towards each other.
"Um?"
Shangguan Ritian's eyes condensed, and it turned out to be a new pure sucrose refining model produced by non-three or four companies.
This item is very expensive for 2.5 yuan per piece.
It was a luxury food that he wanted to taste but was reluctant to buy when he was delivering takeout several times.
Grab the lollipop and stuff it into the inner test pocket of the down jacket.
This is an apology and compensation received by individuals and does not need to be handed over to Xu Fei.
"Hmph, you're a little sincere."
Leaving a scene, Shangguan Ritian left with his sleeves, his back was extremely chic.
I glanced at the time on my phone, and there were about eight minutes left.
This place is not far from Chuandian. With his foot strength, even if he stops to pretend when he encounters a passerby, it will be enough for three or five minutes.
Carrying two boxes of beer, Shangguan Ritian galloped on the courtyard wall and ran rapidly.
The reason why he did not put the wine in the storage bag was mainly because he was embarrassed to unzip his pants in an open-air place.
Whenever he approaches the alley, Shangguan Ritian will jump up and jump directly to the opposite wall.
I heard that the nearby road surveillance was destroyed by Senior Brother Chang without knowing it, so I can move forward with confidence and boldness.
About five minutes later, Shangguan Ritian frowned and felt a trace of strangeness.
He is different from Shen Luoying, and his sense of space is very good.
If you have visited most places once, you can keep the route firmly in your mind.
After running for so long, I should have arrived at the skewer shop long ago.
After continuing to move forward for hundreds of meters, the surrounding scenery gradually became unfamiliar.
The alleys disappeared, and the brick walls, toilets, and broken iron doors turned into bricks.
And three sloppy tents stood alone among the bushes behind the toilet.
This place is the abandoned small park he usually stays in...
The vigilant heart suddenly arose, and Shangguan Ritian immediately stopped and released his consciousness to observe the surroundings.
Ten meters, twenty meters, and thirty meters, the range of consciousness spreading is getting bigger and bigger, but no strangeness is found.
"Fellow Daoist, who is teasing me! Please show up and see me!"
Shangguan Ritian put the wine box on the ground and silently unzipped the trousers.
In this case, it is not the time to save face.
In the storage bag is a life-saving thing given to him by the family.
"Meow~~~ I think someone who is so brave and dares to bully me, it turns out that it is the little kid of the Shangguan family."
A lazy yawn came from above the head, which shocked Shangguan Ritian immediately jumped backwards for more than three feet away.
With such a close distance, I didn't even notice the other person using my consciousness.
The enemy's method of concealing is too clever!
Looking at the six "fighting beasts" standing side by side on the branches, a drop of cold sweat slid down Shangguan Ritian's cheek.
It is no longer a matter of concealment if you can see it but you don’t realize it.
The enemy's cultivation is too unfathomable, and he cannot even feel the other party's existence.
"Wrong, wrong, meow~ It has nothing to do with cultivation, meow, I just used my consciousness to deceive your consciousness."
The leader of the "fighting beast" shook his front paws and enthusiastically explained to Shangguan Ritian.
He forced himself to calm his mind and shouted angrily: "Who is the evil person who can read my thoughts?"
"Oh meow~ You bastard, you don't even recognize me. I hugged you when you were a child. Meow~" The beast's little tail stood up straight, as if a little annoyed,
It glared at the cat's eyes, and a dazzling white light burst out, shooting directly into Shangguan Ritian's eyebrows.
Boom!
A loud buzzing sound came from his mind, and Shangguan Ritian's eyes were stunned in his place.
The rolling smoke and dust hit the face, shocking pressure shocked the world.
The thin "fighting beast" in the lead quickly expanded its body and turned into a hundred feet tall blink!
The huge cat head covering the sky... No, the lynx looked down and licked her mouth affectionately at Shangguan Ritian.
"ah?"
Shangguan Ritian woke up from his hallucination.
When he looked at the one-foot-long kitten in the tree again, the vigilance and hostility in his eyes had disappeared.
After adjusting his standing posture, Shangguan Ritian bowed respectfully and said, "Shangguan Ritian, a disciple of Tianmen Peak, pay homage to the ancestor Li She."
"No need to be so formal. I still like you to call me Lao Li Meow~" the little lynx shook his claws and said leisurely.
Li She, the lynx, cultivates into a demon, nicknamed Lao Li.
He is a demon king who was famous in the world two thousand years ago and is a thousand years old demon cultivator who ruled the southern part of China.
Later, the underground world invaded Earth Stars and showed that Li She personally led the four groups of tiger, leopard, cat and lion to resist bravely, and was guarded by Taoist monks when they were seriously injured and dying.
After the war came to an end, Li She became one of the twenty-seven mountain-protecting beasts on the Nine Peaks of Longhu Mountain with gratitude.
In order to facilitate the use of elixirs, its cave was located at the top of Danxia Peak, which made Shen Luoying both angry and helpless.
Li She likes to become a kitten and be masturbated the most in his life, and hates being masturbated the most in his life.
It went down the mountain this time to protect the princess from another world.
My true wish is to find a virtuous and virtuous ragdoll cat demon cultivator to form a Taoist couple (preferably a rich lady in the royal family) to end his 3,500-year single career.
"Disciple, I dare not! The ancestor guarded the mountain gate for thousands of years and worked hard to make great contributions! How could he be so disrespectful to you!" Shangguan Ritian bowed again.
Old Li licked his paws and sighed, "Oh meow~ You kid are still as rigid as ever~ Forget it~ This is not important meow~"
With his claws, Old Li landed on the ground with a full of fairy spirit.
The five kittens behind him also jumped down.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang?!
Dahei, Erbian, Sixi and Wushilang all landed safely.
Only the little male cat with brown and white hair was facing the ground.
Fortunately, the address here is soft and has a dry grass, so it should be nothing serious.
Old Li's beard shook twice, pretending not to know that his apprentice was stupid.
It stood up, with its left claw on its waist and pointed its right claw forward, and said seriously to Shangguan Ritian:
"The little boy from Shangguan family, although you and I know each other, the disciple who bullies me must be punished and targeted~"
Upon hearing this, Shangguan Ritian looked at the five cats and noticed that there was a black hair ball among them, which was the one I met more than ten minutes ago.
"Ritian had no intention of hurting the black cat, I hope the ancestor would forgive me." Shangguan Ritian immediately apologized sincerely.
Some people can't understand why the ancestor Li She took a few ordinary cats as disciples, and they were all male cats.
"Apology is meaningless to aim~ It is rare to have to fight and aim~~"
Old Li smiled faintly, pointed to the five apprentices behind him and said, "Due to identity, I won't take action. As long as I can defeat my five apprentices, even if you pass the test, meow~~"
"Old ancestor said this seriously?"
Shangguan Ritian couldn't believe his ears. Isn't this the same as giving it to you for free?
At most, the five stray cats were inspired by the ancestors.
Even a demon is not considered a demon, how can it be compared with him, an orthodox Taoist monk?
"Of course, they really are meow~ but they have never practice meow~ so you can only use physical skills to fight meow~~"
Dahei, Erbian, Sixi and Wushilang all landed safely.
Only the little male cat with brown and white hair was facing the ground.
Fortunately, the address here is soft and has a dry grass, so it should be nothing serious.
Old Li's beard shook twice, pretending not to know that his apprentice was stupid.
It stood up, with its left claw on its waist and pointed its right claw forward, and said seriously to Shangguan Ritian:
"The little boy from Shangguan family, although you and I know each other, the disciple who bullies me must be punished and targeted~"
Upon hearing this, Shangguan Ritian looked at the five cats and noticed that there was a black hair ball among them, which was the one I met more than ten minutes ago.
"Ritian had no intention of hurting the black cat, I hope the ancestor would forgive me." Shangguan Ritian immediately apologized sincerely.
Some people can't understand why the ancestor Li She took a few ordinary cats as disciples, and they were all male cats.
"Apology is meaningless to aim~ It is rare to have to fight and aim~~"
Old Li smiled faintly, pointed to the five apprentices behind him and said, "Due to identity, I won't take action. As long as I can defeat my five apprentices, even if you pass the test, meow~~"
"Old ancestor said this seriously?"
Shangguan Ritian couldn't believe his ears. Isn't this the same as giving it to you for free?
At most, the five stray cats were inspired by the ancestors.
Even a demon is not considered a demon, how can it be compared with him, an orthodox Taoist monk?
"Of course, they really are meow~ but they have never practice meow~ so you can only use physical skills to fight meow~~"
Shangguan Ritian nodded silently when he heard this.
Seeing the other party agreeing, Li She smiled happily and waved his claws and ordered:
"Haha Meow~Just, disciples~ Finally, we can test the new formation~~~ Array! Five Tigers of Man-Control!"
""Meow Meow! (Yes! Master.)"
The five kittens howled and each dispersed to surround Shangguan Ritian.
"Meow Meow Meow Meow! (eye at me!)"
The big black cat walked forward, and its water-blue pupils shrank into a straight line. Its face was ferocious and it looked like a glaring Vajra.
"Meow Meow Mimi! (Tiger and tiger have power!)"
Two large pieces of orange cat biscuits with round spots on their bodies rushed to the front of the left and raised their hips, showing the white tiger going down the mountain.
"Meow Meow! (Tiger rage decisively stolen!)"
The three cannons came to the right front, and raised their front paws one by one and the other to form a cross shape, which was quite like a generation of martial arts masters.
Sixi and Wujilang detoured the sides behind Shangguan Ritian. One of them opened their mouths and exposed their sharp little tiger teeth, while the other one actually stood up and looked very vulgar as they shrank their toes.