Xu Fei sat on a small stool in the courtyard, answered the phone and said.
That Erxixi cell phone ringtone was chosen by him for the royal otaku like Fa Xiao Zhu Pengcheng.
Because this guy has been shouting since he was a child that his future marriage partner can only be a magical girl, and it must be a mage! If he can't get married in reality, he will live with three thousand paper people for the rest of his life.
The most cruel thing is that this guy is in his twenties and has not changed his original intention.
A familiar voice came from the phone receiver: "Hey, Brother Fei. I heard that my grandpa said that you have a girlfriend? Didn't you just quit your job and fall in love so quickly?"
Xu Fei curled his lips, A'Zhu's house was several alleys away from him, how could it be spread so quickly?
Speaking of girlfriends... He and Leiyin haven't gotten along yet and are currently working on it.
In fact, it's strange to say that not long after they met, I felt that I fell in love with each other from the bottom of my heart. Maybe this is the so-called love at first sight.
Xu Fei is not a hypocritical person. If you like him, you should admit it openly.
He doesn't have much experience in love, so he can only do it once.
When he was born, God gave him a handsome appearance. In addition, when he was in elementary school, he was fooled into learning Sanda by a master who had unlimited popularity, and his figure remained around the standard weight.
Therefore, since his school days, there have been many girls chasing him one after another.
But I was stupid and didn't understand this at the time. I only wanted to be an independent game producer when I grew up. I spent my spare time learning programming, practicing painting, and modeling, and I didn't focus on love at all.
There was an elementary school girl who had been pursuing him for many years since middle school. He accepted her in his freshman year. He thought that the two of them could slowly build a relationship, but he found that he was wrong.
Time may turn love into family affection, but it cannot turn touching into liking.
So, after thinking carefully, he sincerely apologized to the other party. The result was not satisfactory. The elementary school girl was very sad and never contacted him again from then on. This incident also became a scar in Xu Fei's heart.
The feeling of giving hope to others with my own hands, and then having to extinguish it with my own hands, is too uncomfortable and too indifferent.
In short, this incident can be regarded as half a love experience.
The other half of the time was when he first entered the workplace. The HR specialist of the company at that time was two years older than him. She was a very capable girl with a level 8 makeup skill and was very beautiful.
After joining the company, the girl took good care of Xu Fei in every possible way. She would help him buy food when working overtime, and would wait for him to go home with her under an umbrella on rainy days. She was very attentive and worried about him being late every morning and sent him a good morning message.
This is very heartwarming for Xu Fei, who has just entered society and is aware of the cruel environment in the workplace.
Two months later, the girl proposed dating Xu Fei, and they naturally got together.
But the good times didn't last long. Another month later, the company recruited a new operations director. He was a middle-aged single with a successful career. Regardless of his average appearance and whether he was careless in dealing with people, the key was that he was rich and powerful.
The girl soon hooked up with the newly promoted operations director.
Xu Fei was a little sad, but also a little lucky. It turns out that for girls, boyfriends are always substitutes that can be bought at a high price. Fortunately, the time is short and the affection is not deep.
Then he took the initiative to break up, but to his surprise, the other party showed a selective amnesia and never talked about breaking up.
Well, Xu Fei was convinced and sincerely thanked the operations director for rescuing him ashore.
In the past few days, Xu Fei has seriously thought about whether he really likes Leiyin.
Beautiful appearance, cold and shy personality, or the magical identity of a royal family from another world.
After thinking about it, he realized that he was being stupid and that none of this actually mattered.
The moment the girl took off her armor, she was attracted to him. It was an instinctive love. There was no reason. I had never felt it in anyone else in my life.
It made me laugh a bit, and Leiyin asked him to swear. When the two of them foolishly paid homage to Guan Gong, their innocent thoughts made his heart beat fast.
That was enough. He felt the unique heartbeat in the girl from birth to now.
Therefore, he likes Leiyin.
Then, there is nothing to talk nonsense about, let’s chase it! In ancient times, a man in his twenties would have had a child of seven or eight years old. What’s the use of such a face if he’s not a child?
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After coming back to his senses, Xu Fei said with a guilty conscience: "Forget it, I guess I have a girlfriend."
"Is she Homo sapiens (?°3°?)?" A'Zhu continued to ask.
"Nonsense! You think I am you, holding a bunch of paper figures as your wife." Xu Fei said angrily.
"What's wrong with the paper man? Brother Fei, you don't understand the charm of two-dimensional women. Think about it, you can be with wives of different looks and personalities every day, and you don't need support or worry about being cheated. In addition to not being able to do that
What can be called perfect~" A'Zhu said, the more excited he became, he laughed.
"Okay, you're right, is there anything else?" Xu Fei said helplessly. He had heard this theory hundreds of times and was already numb. If the conversation continued, A'Zhu would definitely use it as a excuse to say that his hand was also his girlfriend.
This is a profound topic, we must interrupt him now!
"No, tell the truth to your brother, do you really have a girlfriend? Not a cq doll?" A'Zhu said seriously.
Xu Fei rolled his eyes and asked, "Do you think I can afford it?"
The other end of the phone was silent for a moment, and sighed: "That's right. The one with body temperature and voice is very expensive. If you quit, you definitely can't afford it. If you don't quit, you probably won't be able to afford it either. They all use resin now..."
"Stop! Stop it, shut up! I don't understand what you are talking about! Brother Zhu, I'm busy practicing my sword, is there anything serious?"
"Lian Jian?" A'Zhu was stunned for a moment and continued: "I told Boss Qu about your resignation. If you are free in the afternoon, let's go to his barbecue restaurant to talk nonsense and eat and drink by the way?"
Xu Fei thought for a while, that guy Qu Peng is a law graduate, and his family is engaged in transnational business, so he happened to ask him something.
"Okay, two o'clock, right? Back to the old place, Batu Barbeque? Well, it's dead."
After hanging up the phone, Xu Fei took out a cigarette from his pocket, glanced at the bedroom window, shook his head and put it into his pocket.
The little girl needs an identity.
Whether you live here, work, or even get married in the future...
You can't always be a gangster, right?
He checked online in the past two days, and after summarizing, he had two options: either go directly to the police station to explain the situation, or go to a remote area to spend money to buy it.
It is definitely not possible to explain the situation. It is estimated that no one will believe it. Instead, they will be locked up as a suspicious person or a lunatic. If you believe it, it will be even more troublesome. It will be difficult to live a normal life in this life...
If you spend money to buy in remote areas, Xu Fei is really unwilling to do anything illegal. It's not that he is very noble. There is no airtight wall in the world. If something happens, he will get in.
After much thought, the only safest option was to go abroad to register in some small countries, and then come back to apply for long-term residence documents.
However, I don’t know much about this aspect, so I have to ask professionals for details.
It just so happened that there was a knowledgeable person there. Xu Fei secretly decided that he would never let him go unless Boss Qu explained it to him during dinner in the afternoon.