Compared to the life forms born in the world of Dirnano, this is a dream full of magical colors.
Walking on the busy streets, you will see tall buildings one after another.
Four-wheeled vehicles made of steel raced on the spacious road.
Pedestrians dressed in flashy and weird clothes chatted and laughed with each other.
Various shops on the first floor are stocked with a dazzling array of products, and the waiters open their doors and eagerly solicit business.
This is a prosperous and peaceful world.
A kobold wrapped in linen gauze and a gray windproof cloak stood at the corner of the street.
It also has nine narrow-edged long knives on its waist.
Ulavicz looked around, his hesitant expression seemed incompatible with the surrounding atmosphere.
Beep beep beep!
A shrill horn sounded from a passing car.
The four brothers were startled and reflexively pressed the dog's paw on the handle of the knife...
For them, this is a beautiful and unfamiliar environment, full of dangers.
Stepping forward cautiously, Ulavicz came to the fork in front of the street.
Suddenly, its body was out of control and turned towards a three-story building covered with white tiles.
Ulavicz knew in his heart that this was the activation of A'Zhu's 'memory script'.
Walk into the automatic glass door named Xiaoming Physical Examination Center and enter the lobby.
Looking at the long queues of people in front of various departments, Ulavicz was a little at a loss.
The evolutionary directions of civilizations in the two worlds are very different. I really don’t understand what these human beings are doing.
"Have you made an appointment for a physical examination in advance, sir?"
A young human girl wearing white clothes, white shoes and a white hat walked up to Ulavicz and smiled with a youthful and professional smile.
Although this is the environment of the earth star, the little girl speaks fluently in the common language of the Leitings continent.
"Physical examination?"
Ulavicz hesitated for a moment, nodded and continued: "The appointment has been made."
Although I don’t understand what the physical examination is about, this is an illusion created through A’Zhu’s memory, so just follow the script.
"Okay, tell me your name and phone number." The little girl in white asked with a smile.
"Ula..."
Ulavicz hesitated for a moment and then changed his words: "My name is Ajuwang."
As for the mobile phone number, there was no answer. After all, it didn’t even know what a mobile phone was.
The little girl in white nodded after hearing this, and immediately ran back to the front desk to get back a rectangular card and handed it to it.
"Here you go, the 168 health certificate package."
"..."
I took the card and glanced at it. It was densely written with completely incomprehensible words.
Later, under the guidance of another beautiful "angel in white" lady, Ulavicz underwent pulmonary dialysis, internal medicine physical examination, liver and kidney function color ultrasound...
When the blood routine was performed, the hands of the intern nurse were slippery and the patient had to re-prick twice before the blood could be drawn.
Ulavicz was glad in his heart, it seemed that this was the 'body-body-body' experience that A'Zhu had experienced.
Fortunately, ordinary people who have lived in a peaceful world since childhood have not encountered any serious disasters.
It’s really the envy of dogs…
Looking at the card on the claw, there is only the last item left, anal swab*.
(Anal swab: Generally refers to the anal swab examination method. Usually when applying for a health certificate, this method is chosen to speed up the process of obtaining the certificate< Stool test requirements
It will take a day or two for the test results to be available>.)
Ulavicz thought for a while and decided to walk around twice before continuing.
It is a rare opportunity to see the customs of another world, and it wants to experience it for a while.
Half an hour later, Ulavicz walked into the door of the anorectal examination department with some reluctance.
"Batilovwang?"
For the first time, a familiar face appeared in the field of vision.
The old camel stood upright wearing a white crown and rubber gloves on his front hooves.
"Huh huh huh..."
Batilov raised a long glass rod and signaled Ulavich to turn around, stick out his buttocks and take off his pants.
Take off your pants?
Ulavicz frowned, a little dissatisfied with this rude request.
But in the end, it decided to do as the Romans do, because it knew in its heart that there was no point in resisting in this memory environment.
He took off his gray cloak and put it aside. Four large dogs of different breeds were piled together like a stack of arhats.
They each took off their pants, tilted their heads and looked back.
"..."
Upon seeing this, Batilov was silent for a moment, and then took out three more glass rods from the container next to him.
Puff puff puff puff!
Four glass rods flew out and stabbed into the four dogs' butts accurately and gently...
"Woof woof woof!"
Ur's eyes widened. This unexpected situation made his dark eyes turn cloudy for a moment.
"Woof?"
Laputo screamed, feeling physically and psychologically humiliated at the same time.
"Woo...wow...woof woof woof!"
Victor looked ferocious, turned his head and barked angrily at Batilov.
"Aww?! Awwww~~~"
Hutch at the bottom looks dull, his eyes swaying from side to side, and his mouth trembling as if he has opened the door to a new world.
…
After a period of dizziness, the vision gradually returned to clarity, and everyone gradually woke up from the illusion.
Xu Fei rubbed his butt. He never expected that A'Zhu's memory fantasy would be a health certificate examination?
Well, it really goes through the body and mind.
Anal swabs can be somewhat frustrating, both physically and mentally.
Similar to Xu Fei's thoughts, Cang Yuanxing, Shangguan Ritian, and Fu Zhexing did not have much emotional fluctuations except for being a little unhappy.
Needless to say, Cang naturally lives in a modern city.
Shangguan Ritian once applied for a job as a delivery rider, and Fu Zhexing worked as a sanitation worker to accompany Baba Qius before coming to the other world.
Therefore, these two monks from Longhu Mountain have also experienced the physical examination content of the health certificate.
However, other people's concepts are different. The world of Dirnano is much more conservative than the Earth Star.
Being fucked in the butt not only hurts your self-esteem, it is simply a shame and a huge humiliation...
The extremely strong fighting spirit surged out of the originally gentle and lovely wheelchair girl, which shocked Xu Fei, Fu Zhexing and others.
He raised his white little hand and pointed it tremblingly in the direction of A'Zhu.
“#%￥$&^*|&………”
Xingya lowered her head and couldn't see her expression, and uttered obscure and complicated spells between her closed lips.
"Fourth level compound magic, waterspout!" Xu Fei grinned and jumped back quickly.
call!
The air flow surged in the air, and the water mist quickly gathered, and then quickly grew into a small tornado centered on A'Zhu's location, carrying water.
"well???"
A'Zhu, whose head was not yet fully awake, was directly swept up into the sky.
"abnormal!"
Xingya burst into tears, swore, turned around and drove her wheelchair to the edge of the cliff at a speed of 90km/km to face the wall.
Bang!
A'Zhu climbed out of the human-shaped pit and patted his head.
He was a little confused after taking an intermediate magic spell without any warning!
But it wasn't over yet. As soon as he stood firm, he saw dog claws, fists, and tentacles raining down on him.
"Hey, let me go! Why are you beating me? Are you crazy?"
A'Zhu ran away with his head in his hands. Mural, the four Ulavich brothers and the glutinous rice monster followed closely behind him angrily.
"Ah! I'm really going crazy! You bastard, why didn't you tell me earlier if you had such a humiliating experience!"
"What, what kind of humiliation is this? Isn't it better to fuck the anus than to have a bloody hole filled with a gun?!"
"I would rather be shot in the ass than slapped in the butt!"
"Besides, why are you relying on me? It's all the instructor's illusion, okay?!"
"There's nothing we can do, brother, we can't beat the instructor, so we have to beat you!"
"I am very likely to evolve into a female in the future. Women are creatures that care about reputation."