The long-lost vacation life has relaxed the tension accumulated over the past few days.
Swimming, diving, sunbathing.
Fishing, barbecue, dodge balls.
Immerse yourself in the summer lakeside style and feel the gifts of nature.
Let everyone have the illusion of returning to the normal world.
The beautiful time is fleeting, and it is almost dusk.
With the sunset passing through the sky, the town of Negro is about to usher in a brief autumn.
Holding Wu Liya's little hand, the group gathered on the beach and happily made today's souvenirs...
"No! Absolutely not! You must add 200 abdominal muscles to suit that 'liother'!"
Azhu Yi spoke honestly, and the fat man who has always been following the big ones rarely insisted on anything.
"Well, then using this look on your arms, making biceps that are big in steamed buns will be more tense."
Cang raised his upper arm and put a classic bodybuilding position, with an extremely serious expression.
"Muscle women are too vulgar! We think being fat women is enough to be exciting!" Mular expressed his solemn protest.
"If you have fat on your belly, it's very appropriate to apply a grimace..."
Xingya smiled sweetly and was embarrassed to propose a modification plan. It seemed that she supported Mulaal in this way.
At this moment, everyone was going to pile a "Sirella statue" with sand, but they were in a dispute because of the inconsistent design.
They are roughly divided into the 'muscular girl pie' and the 'fat pig pie'.
The former hopes to show the instructor’s violent character, while the latter prefers to express his lazy and lazy personality.
"boring……"
Shangguan Ritian sat cross-legged, feeling that these people's behavior was too naive.
Regardless of whether Sirira's personality is bad or not, she is very competent as an instructor.
Everyone's strength has been greatly improved during this period, and I really don't know what to complain about.
Shangguan Ritian pretended to be deep and shook his head, and continued, "It is a 'Tyrannosaurus', so he should have the shape of a dragon man. According to legend, the Western dragon has 3,034 bones and 8,320 muscles. It is better to use this as a tool to build it.
It has many tentacles, and as the main force in making sand sculptures, 8,300 muscles will not be exhausted.
Seeing the group of people arguing endlessly, Liya blinked her eyes and seemed to understand it.
She glanced at her slender arm and stretched her strength quietly.
But the slightly bloated upper arm muscles are as inconspicuous as shallow hills in the Kodom Desert.
"Brother Fei, the more muscles the better..."
Ni Liya asked in a low voice, as if she had extra concerns about her small body.
“…”
Seeing that the ignorant girl was about to be led by a deviant girl, Xu Fei was silent for a moment and explained:
"Ni Liya, don't think too much. They are not talking about humans. They are studying which mountain gorillas or Libyan giant ape is the king of the forest. Humans do not need so much muscle!"
“???”
After listening to Xu Fei's explanation, Liya, the little maid, fell into a stronger confusion.
Xu Fei looked at the sky and letting these guys continue to argue like this is not a big deal. He also wanted to go back to town early to taste the food.
He took out his cell phone and started flipping through the information.
When I used to do mobile games, I often refer to myths and humanities and geography from countries around the world.
So in order to think about work content while commuting, I saved a lot of relevant information on my mobile phone.
Open the p-picture software and import the Egyptian Sphinx and Godzilla images.
After cutting and merging the layers and erasing the excess pixels, Xu Fei nodded with satisfaction.
"Master Fu, look."
He handed his phone to Fu Zhexing who was standing aside to watch the show.
Fu Zhexing took it strangely, and then his eyes lit up.
"The composition is good, I didn't expect you to have such talent."
While expressing his appreciation, he also understood the purpose of Xu Fei looking for him.
As my wrist turned, my pen, ink, paper and inkstone immediately appeared in front of me.
In less than three minutes, Fu Zhexing drew a perfect three-view and filled all the missing details in Xu Fei's picture.
Xu Fei was surprised this time. It’s not a pity that he is a master of painting. His skill in splashing ink is unique.
But I always feel something strange when I use an Eastern brush to use Western painting techniques.
"This is a good person. It not only reflects the instructor's body, but also demonstrates her lazy personality." Ulavic leaned over the dog's head and praised.
"Not only that, it also incorporates the design points of the 'liother' and 'Tyrannosaurus'." Fu Zhexing added with a wicked smile.
Xu Fei didn't say anything, with a hint of contempt in his eyes.
I just saw that Fu Zhexing had never participated and thought he was disdainful of such a prank, but he ended up writing more delicately than anyone else.
The design drawings were displayed to others, and everyone applauded and immediately started making them.
About half an hour later, a one-person tall building stood on the flat beach...
The statue of Sphinx with a big belly dragon-tailed shira.
The facial expression of the sculptor is extremely vivid, perfectly restoring Sirira's lazy expression.
The body part is not as powerful as the Egyptian Sphinx, nor is it as violent as the Japanese Godzilla.
The bloated sphinx and cat claws are soft and cute.
Especially the face of the big belly drooping on the beach and a little chick sticking out her tongue.
The short and capable dragon tail behind him is almost the same as Tu Xun.
"Press, can you just press here? Then I'll take a photo."
A female knight who happened to pass by was called over to take photos of Xu Fei and others.
She looked a little nervous, and I don’t know if it was because she was not proficient in operating the phone, or because the silly face looked like a certain "Tyrannosaurus" lady!
And there are also problems with the posture of these people...
One by one, they stood in front of the sand sculptures and put on various strange posses.
Xu Fei stepped on the front paws of "Xirella" with his left foot, his face full of arrogant expression, and his bent backwards had almost tilted to ninety degrees.
Aju grinned and kept slapping "Sirella's big belly.
Cang gently stroked "Xirella's head, as if he was comforting a child, but his eyes were full of jokes.
Ulavic had a good manners and actually drew out his long sword and made a gesture of making a mistake.
Shangguan Ritian, Mulaer, glutinous rice cake...
Even Xingya covered her mouth and smiled wickedly. She didn't know when there were too many plants similar to cat grass in her hand, and she was putting them back and forth in front of "Sirella".
Among the people who take photos, the only normal one is Xiao Ni Liya.
She looked a little shy when she took a photo for the first time.
After listening to the explanation of the camera function, Ni Liya combed her cute tan curly hair from time to time, hoping to record her best side.
"May the goddess Ishtar bless you..."
After the coconut tree not far away, Rasha popped her head and watched the crowd.
When someone suggested spoofing Sirira, she made an excuse to run away and really didn't dare to participate in this dangerous activity.
If Miss Sirira finds out, it’s not a matter of peeling off the skin.
Click.
Finally, the female knight pressed the shutter and the photo of all the staff was successfully completed
"Come on, Little Ni Liya~ Let's take one photo alone~~~"
"I'm going to stand on the silly head this time!"
"You should ride your back and neck, and pretend to be a beast to move forward!"
Dong·dong·dong·dong.
Just as everyone was having fun, familiar footsteps came from the nearby trail.
It's a bit lazy and a little unscrupulous, and it's very familiar.
At this moment, everyone's faces froze instantly.
Bang!
Without any warning, Xu Fei threw out a powerful and heavy side kick, directly scattering the head of the Sphinx.
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!
Fu Zhexing, who was obviously a painter, was very angry at this time!
He actually waved his fists and fired a twelve combo attack with lightning speed, completely knocking the upper body of the sphinx into pieces.
In the end, Ulavic and Shangguan Ri took action at the same time, and countless slashes and fist shadows almost completely erased the ground where the Sphinx existed.
"Hmm? What are you doing?"
Seeing his students bombarding a piece of sand, Sirira felt a little confused.
She will only peek into things when she is interested.
Most of the time, I will take the initiative to lower my five senses and experience the life of ordinary people.
"Report to the instructor, we are practicing collaborative attacks."
Xu Fei reacted the fastest and immediately found a seemingly reasonable reason.
Then he sighed lightly, and continued to say with a very unwilling look:
"Oh, I was here for vacation, but I found that every tourist was stronger than us, and I felt very uncomfortable. Look, any knight lady is a strong man who untied the three shackles, so how could we still have this?
Let's continue playing."
"oh?"
Sirira tilted her head and looked squinting, raising a brief question, which seemed not very trusting.
She had known for a long time that in this group of students, except for the fat little Azhu, actually had reasons to urgently improve their strength, but they just didn't show it.
This stimulation will not cause much inner turmoil.
"Nine-curved Yellow River Formation! This is the art of joint attack passed down from ancient times in China."
"The attacks are stacked and continuous, and it is most suitable to practice on the sand, river, lake and seaside!"
"We are currently not as skilled as humans, but we are prepared for danger in times of peace, so we have this practice!"
Shangguan Ritian's words were powerful and powerful, and he said it was like a real person...
Fu Zhexing secretly scolded him for being shameless. The naughty Qing always acted righteously. Do you also lie when you shouldn't?
His eyes were squinting behind Shangguan Ritian, and beads of sweat as big as beans slid down from time to time, which seemed to be very scared.
"Shut up!"
Xi Ruila stared at her, as if she was annoyed when she heard it. In fact, she didn't care much about why these students were stupid.
With a angrily shout, not only Shangguan Ritian and Xu Fei, but also the tourists around him did not dare to speak out.
"Anyway, don't make embarrassing actions to me."
After glanced around, Xi Ruila took out twelve velvet wrists and threw them in front of everyone.
"If you can do my best to forge equipment for you, thank those stupid cardinals."
Xi Ruila snorted coldly, and it seemed that she was very resentful about the fact that the Sanctuary only provided materials and did not care about forging.
Xu Fei picked up his wrist guard and looked around twice. It was so dark that there was no beauty at all.
Judging from the sensation of the surgical structure, it should be a storage device.
Wrap your consciousness on it and check the internal situation...
Wow! What a guy!
The entire storage space is about 300 cubic meters! It is ten times larger than the storage bag around his waist.
The Holy Realm is a Holy Realm, so you can just send it out like this.
Look at the items in it.
Two pure black tight inner villages... to put it bluntly, aren't they just autumn clothes and long pants?
Xu Fei was a little doubted whether he had suffered some kind of curse. The cheap spiritual clothes Chang Luofeng gave him half a year ago were autumn clothes and trousers! Now Xi Ruila is the same!
Keep looking up other things with a complicated mood.
A thousand handleless double-edged swords... A thousand handles? Still handleless?
Xu Fei was confused. This pile of things was the exclusive equipment that Xi Ruila forged for him. I didn’t understand what it meant at all.
Two scenes in movies and TV dramas couldn't help but appear in my mind.
1. The sword immortal stood quietly at a high altitude to perform his sword-control skills, and thousands of swords turned into dragons!
2. A certain Jin Shanzhan laughed with his chest and shot the rain of treasures around him.
...Isn't this a big deal? How can I do that?
Turning around, everyone else was also confused.
"Azhu, what equipment are you?" Xu Fei tilted his head and asked in a low voice.
"Brother Fei! My equipment is so stubborn! The instructor knows me so much hahaha!"
Xu Fei: "?"
Azhu was full of excitement and took out two sets of black autumn clothes and pants from his wrist guards and said happily: "Look, night clothes! How cool!"
After leaping twice, Xu Fei resisted the urge to complain.
Ye Xingyi is a big deal... It seems that everyone has this thing.
Next, Azhu took out a complete set of heavy plate armor, and the bright silver armor shone brightly against the setting sun, and its interior was full of complex magic patterns.
The most eye-catching thing is the two giant shields connected to the left and right wrist armor.
The shield is semicircular, eighty centimeters wide and one person tall.
After the two shields are merged, they can become a huge reunion arc-edged shield.
Clumsyly putting the entire set of plate armor onto his body, Azhu stretched out his figure and asked with a smile: "Brother Fei, do I look like gundam? gp02a?"
“…”
Xu Fei was silent. Gundam gp02a didn't see it, but it was quite like a big demon with a gp02a nuclear bomb equipment!
(*From the body of the Principality of Gene in Mobile Suit Gundam.)
After looking carefully, I always felt that something was missing. Xu Fei said in surprise: "That's all? Isn't it?"
"It's gone, what's wrong?" Azhu didn't understand what he meant.
At this moment, Xi Ruila interrupted the two of them impatiently: "The two-sided composite shield is Azhu's weapon! He doesn't need to attack! Just practice 100% absolute defense!"
Upon hearing this, Azhu immediately smiled and thanked him.
"Hahaha, thank you instructor. We must practice defense well and help everyone block the sword on the battlefield in the future!"
The t profession is completely different from that in the game. The most essential difference is that it lacks a 'sarcasm' skill.
So Azhu felt that when encountering danger in the future, the enemy would definitely cut off the crispy skin first, and his heavy armor would be ignored.
As for helping teammates block the knife, if the enemy is weak, you can sell your favors. If you are too strong, just turn around and run away.
The idea is completely opposite to Azhu, while the rest of the people have complex expressions.
Blocking the knife? You're thinking too much...
I have never seen such a big shield in my life! Sirira is most likely trying to let you get the map cannon?
What is most worrying is that their own equipment is not much more normal than Azhu...