People often say...you can travel a thousand miles by holding your urine, but you can't travel even an inch by urinating.
In fact, anyone who has actually experienced these two sad experiences knows that holding urine for about five kilometers is already the limit.
On the contrary, it is thinner and can last longer with the help of human's strong willpower and strong sphincter muscles.
When people are in the wilderness, they can return to nature and freely fertilize flowers, plants and trees in places other than bamboo forests.
But if it is in towns and villages, this ancient behavior is very unsightly.
Etiquette, morality, hygiene, self-esteem, self-discipline, self-restraint and other wisdom mentality will always regulate people's good behavior.
Therefore, in today's society, toilets are a very important product of civilization.
Located near the 'secret door' on the southwest wall of the holy city of Nimbuend, there used to be a small pure white men's toilet.
With white wall tiles and square door frames, the flat one-story building has nine cheap standing toilets and five hastily dug squat pits.
Compared with the luxurious three-story garden-style women's restroom next door, it looks so simple and simple.
But such a humble men's restroom has now disappeared.
There are few people around the 'Secret Door' on days, and only a few special forces sneak in and out from here.
Some of them are responsible for alien intelligence reconnaissance, some perform mainland resource investigation work, and some are engaged in guiding special personnel to settle in the sanctuary.
In short, they are all weird and complicated tasks.
Whenever these people return to the Holy City after going through many dangers, the first thing they usually do is to enter the nearby toilet to relieve the 'stress' they have accumulated for a long time.
But now, the small pure white building that carries the memories of many male members has disappeared?
After several inquiries, everyone found out the whole story.
It turns out that the men's restroom was destroyed by Miss Xi Ruilin and her contractors on a dark and stormy night!
Even though this matter is unreasonable, I dare not speak out in anger.
After all, Miss Tyrannosaurus's name is not just a decoration, she is a terrifying existence that even the High Priest Kruger dare not provoke easily.
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"Young people, when will you finish building the toilet?"
The old knight Calvin frowned with thick white eyebrows and stepped forward to ask in as gentle a tone as possible.
As a representative of the 'Visitors' Corps, he has come here several times.
But the answers I got every time were perfunctory.
"Ah...old man, I can't tell you the specific time. It will probably be next week, probably..."
Xu Fei's eyes were blurred, and he didn't know where he was looking at.
He put down the newly polished stone in his hand and gave the old knight a wistful smile.
Four days have passed since that night when I wandered between life and death countless times.
Everyone is still in a hazy state.
Among them, there are those who have lost their eyebrow locks and gone crazy, some who have been bombarded by super-level magic and are depressed, and some who have gone crazy due to continuous breakthroughs...
At present, everyone is exhausted physically and mentally, and has no energy to work hard.
"Next week is a very unfriendly time, young man."
Calvin's voice was low, and he crossed his arms and deliberately squeezed the silver-gray knight's heavy armor to make a clicking sound.
Seeing that the other party's dissatisfaction was already very obvious, Xu Fei thought for a while, took out a huazi from his pocket and handed it over.
"What's this?"
Calvin took the cigarette, put it under his nose and sniffed it, then widened his eyes and exclaimed:
"Is it the special grade tobacco imported from Sheffield*?"
(*Sheffield: Advocating Blue Moon Latika, the ice and snow kingdom located on the plateau, rich in spirits and tobacco.)
The human race born in the Leitings continent naturally released the first shackles from the moment they were born.
Therefore, many products that are considered harmful to the body on Earth have no side effects for people here except addiction.
Tobacco is a very popular light luxury consumer product among the men in Readings.
Even in the rich Nimbuend Sanctuary, the price of a general-purpose magic crystal pipe and two packs of tobacco leaves is almost equivalent to half a month's income of an ordinary soldier.
"No, no, this is just a local specialty from my hometown. You should try it first."
Xu Fei snapped his fingers, and a small yellow-orange flame appeared on his fingertips, lighting the cigarette for the old knight.
"Hiss...hoo..."
Calvin took two deep breaths, and the feeling of being filled with nicotine made him a little intoxicated.
Taking this opportunity, Xu Fei took out another whole pack of Huazi and stuffed it into Calvin's hand, and said apologetically:
"Old man, next week is already the limit. You see, I only have two people working here. There is really nothing I can do."
"..." The old knight was silent for a moment.
He first put Huazi away, then glanced at the construction materials randomly placed nearby.
Only about one-tenth of the more than a thousand stone bricks have defensive spells applied to them.
Looking at the fat young man who is stirring cement in the distance, the way he slowly stirs it is not as energetic as the ordinary farmers in the village...
Calvin's brows that had just relaxed were furrowed again. This kind of work efficiency will not be enough for next week, let alone next month.
A small men's room shouldn't be considered like this.
But they also have their own difficulties!
The 'Visitors' regiment to which Calvin belongs belongs to the special forces.
Every time a mission is completed in the outside world, it will be sent to an inspection site thirty kilometers away from the Holy City.
Then, after a series of rigorous checks, they were sent to a reception hut two kilometers away from the Holy City.
When the hut personnel receive outsiders, they will review them again for safety reasons, and then immediately guide them to the secret door entrance of the Holy City.
No private activities are allowed during the entire process, including going to the toilet!
After all, we are all the elites among human beings. If you really have to tolerate trivial matters like three urgent matters...of course you can tolerate them, and you can endure them for a long time.
But everyone’s desire to be released and the feeling of bloating in their bodies are no different from ordinary people!
After finally returning from a mission, who doesn’t want to feel relaxed?
However, if you miss the small toilet here, you have to wait until you submit the mission file before going there.
"Young man, why don't you invite the dwarf craftsmen? With their ability, they can rebuild it in about half a day."
Calvin asked incomprehensible questions. As a noble Holy Knight, he should not interfere with other people's ways of doing things.
"Oh, to be honest with you... I wanted to do it too, but unfortunately Miss Sirella didn't allow it. She said that this small toilet must be rebuilt by ourselves."
Xu Fei waved his hand helplessly and continued to polish the bricks.
These are natural stones that Shangguan Ritian dug back from the wild, which saves everyone the process of casting and calcining.
But even so, progress in building houses is still slow.
After excluding Xu Fei and A'Zhu's intentional ink marks, applying defensive spells to the bricks became the biggest obstacle to building a small toilet.
To build a house in the Holy City, a special spell must be applied to each piece of material.
After the construction is completed, multiple auxiliary spells must be applied again to link the entire house with the energy transmission system of the sanctuary...
Xu Fei vomited in his heart, no wonder the houses here are so strong, it is really troublesome to build them.
"Can't we send more people? A team of contractors should have at least ten people, right?"
Calvin seems not to intend to compromise easily and is trying to solve the problem of efficiency through numbers.
As a result, Xu Fei waved his hand again and explained: "No, old man, do you think the only one who is unlucky is this men's room?"
"Other members of the team are building dormitories, so it's already too much for us to rebuild toilets."