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Chapter 432 It's All Farts

"Because I'm weak, because I'm weak."

"My thoughts are immature and I am not calm in dealing with things. I do not have enough experience and ability to face the future."

He took out a few cans of beer from the storage wristband and threw them to Chang Luofeng and Li Xun.

Xu Fei lowered his face and said expressionlessly: "Back then on Longhu Mountain, the various forces on Earth and Star were competing..."

"Seeing Leiyin standing in front of me, but I am not even qualified to be a chess piece. As a man, that feeling is really disgusting."

"Then I was coveted by Black Sail, and I was in constant fear all day long. Eventually, my friends were forced to leave my hometown... I could only place the safety of my parents and relatives on the extraordinary forces of China."

"I finally came to another world and was taken in by the Stassen villagers. However, facing a group of scum who slaughtered people, all I could do was die with them."

"For me like this, what's the point of going to Leiyin? Am I going to live under her protection every day?"

Raising his head and looking at the blue sky, Xu Fei recalled all the misfortunes in the past.

People may step on the same land, but they can live different lives.

Although there is an element of luck, it is more about your own choices.

"Nimbuende Sanctuary is very mysterious, the contents of the contract are also very strange, and the behavior of the Ishtar Order is even more confusing."

"But none of this is important to me. As an insignificant contractor, my mission here is only to practice peacefully."

“Very good, very suitable for my situation.”

"Where is Instructor Xirila...he has a weird temper and vicious methods. He tortures me every day until I feel worse than death."

"Haha... It was so hard to live. In the beginning, I wanted to die every day."

Shaking his head mockingly, Xu Fei changed the topic and looked directly at the two of them with a hint of excitement in his pupils.

"But it is undeniable that Sirilla is too powerful. She is so powerful that even a little bit of advice can make a qualitative change in the strength of a young boy like me."

"It's so powerful that even if I commit suicide, she can immediately resurrect me. Then she will beat me to death and resurrect me in all kinds of extremely terrifying ways. Finally, the cycle will be repeated a hundred and eighty times until I am completely numb. I will never dare to do it in this life."

To think about suicide."

"Sigh... Recently my body has become accustomed to the feeling of fragmentation. If the instructor suddenly becomes gentle one day, I will feel quite awkward..."

Hearing this, Chang Luofeng and Li Xun couldn't help but shudder. They had already experienced Xi Ruila's methods.

Sirilla's training method is not to teach geniuses, but to cultivate lunatics.

Speaking of which, it's a bit similar to Xu Fei's unlimited fighting style and Liu Ying's Shenwu Sect.

But those two schools are just cultivating fighting madmen, and Sirila...

It seems to want to change students' mentality, concepts, thoughts and even world view from the conscious level, and liberate people from their potential psychology to become all-round lunatics.

Abnormal, abnormal.

"When I returned to the Holy Land again, I figured it out. As long as I can quickly improve my strength, it's fine. No matter what kind of sin I suffer, it's worth it."

Putting down the bottle and shrugging, Xu Fei rolled up his sleeves and stuffed a piece of soy pig's trotters into his mouth.

"This is delicious, the two Taoist priests should try it too."

He picked up the sauced pig's trotters and stuffed them into his mouth. Chang Luofeng chewed them and said in a slurping voice:

"It's delicious! Hmm... Nimbuende Sanctuary has a profound foundation, and Sirela is indeed extremely strong. But the Sigurd Empire is also one of the few powerful countries on the continent."

"Xu Fei, if you are cultivating resources and excellent teachers here in Tu, I believe you can get more by returning to Leiyin."

"The only thing you have to do is to lie dormant in the early stage and swallow your anger when things happen. After three or five years, the old princess will find any reason to reward you with a fief, get the lowest baronage and marry Xiao Leiyin... tsk tsk, and your happy life will begin.

.”

"It's delicious. Uncle Master, you should try it too."

Without giving Xu Fei a chance to reply, Chang Luofeng grabbed a pickled pig's trotter and handed it to Li Xun. While turning his head, his left eye blinked crazily at a rate of 3.5 times per second.

Li Xun was delighted to see this. How could he not see that Chang Luofeng was deliberately speaking sarcastically.

'Nephew, you are like a goat farting like a sheep, you are so foreign and arrogant.'

After saying something in the transmission tone, Li Xun took the pig's trotter and took a few bites at will before looking at Xu Fei.

"What do you think of Senior Nephew Luo Feng's suggestion?"

"It's not that good. Chang Taoist priest's acting skills are still as bad as ever."

Xu Fei smiled heartily and bowed his hand to Chang Luofeng to express his gratitude.

"As for me, I'm just an ordinary person. I don't have such high self-esteem, and I don't mind eating soft food."

Wiping his mouth carelessly, Xu Fei threw the napkin aside and continued: "Unfortunately, reality does not allow it. Doing this will definitely cause Leiyin countless troubles."

"If Royal Sigurd is a mighty eagle, then I am a poor chick."

"There is always a time when the eagle spreads its wings and flies high. Then when I am exposed to the sun, I can only let myself be slaughtered by jackals, tigers and leopards."

"Even if I'm lucky enough to survive, it's possible that the eagle might be in a bad mood or unable to find food and eat me, right?"

"Because to the eagle, I am nothing."

After being silent for a long time, Li Xun nodded slightly and said with emotion: "Oh, the hustle and bustle is all for profit, and people will never stop competing for fame and fortune."

"Ordinary people work hard to make money, while those in high positions are obsessed with power. Essentially, they want to obtain more resources for their own use."

"In the long history of mankind, countless powerful people have relied on their control of resources to be high-spirited and good at dancing on the political and business stage, but in the end, most of them ended up being eclipsed."

"No matter what the outcome is, in the eyes of those people, you Xu Fei is indeed a piece of shit."

"Let me tell you something. Greed is the eternal siege of human nature. How to control the bottom line and not be counterattacked by desire is the cornerstone for everyone to achieve their goals. If you can do this, maybe those people are just shit in your eyes."

Nodding heavily, Xu Fei said with great agreement: "Daozhang Li, you are right."

"After the two worlds are connected, we are witnessing history every day."

"In fact, every day we pass is not history? And the lessons of history tell us that humans never learn from history."

"So, both those powerful people and me are all bullshit. What you just said is also bullshit. In a sense, the history of human political and business development is the history of farts."

puff!

A loud fart came from under Li Xun's buttocks.

He put down the pig's trotters, stretched out his hand and laughed: "Hahahaha, well said! Xu Fei, come and follow Hua Zi."

With a flip of his wrist, two cigarettes appeared on Xu Fei's fingertips.

He held one in his mouth and handed the other to Li Xun.

He bowed forward, protecting the fire with his left hand, and lit a small flame with his right hand to light the opponent's cigarette.

"hiss……"

"call……"

The smoke filled the air, and at this moment, two people who were hundreds of years apart seemed to have become friends.

"..."

Chang Luofeng was speechless and regretted letting his uncle get involved.

They were having a good chat, but the two people suddenly started playing metaphors, completely ruining the atmosphere.


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