After failing the competition in the home appliance area, I hurried to the cosmetics area, just in time for the last round of registration.
"Ah~ah~Dorimi~~um um huh huh huh~~~"
Xu Fei stood in the player area, cleared his throat, and started humming practice.
The surrounding players were so frightened that they hurriedly ran away, fearing that it would affect their sense of music before going on stage.
Humming practice can ensure the accuracy of the force exerted during formal singing, and it can also serve as a warm-up exercise without damaging the throat.
Xu Fei is very professional and warms up his voice every time before singing.
He is a man with musical talent, but the reason why he did not become an artist is simply because he is not interested.
The best proof is that every time he sings in public places such as KTV and annual meetings, the audience acts very enthusiastically, holding their heads and swaying to the rhythm of his songs.
Some people with evil intentions will pretend to say that he is seriously out of tune the next day and persuade him to give up singing.
He had never wanted to enter the industry, so there was no way he would give up.
This is obviously outright envy and jealousy, trying to subtly strangle his talent in the cradle.
It's cold at high places, Xu Fei can understand the mood of these people.
If it's someone he's relatively acquainted with, he'll respond with a few perfunctory sentences. If he's not close to someone, he'll play the same song with the person on the spot to make them quit.
I can't help it, I am so considerate.
Alas, God is always unfair. Why did he give him such a good sense of music and voice? It's useless.
Looking at the other contestants with an embarrassed expression, Xu Fei shook his head helplessly.
I'm sorry everyone, for the sake of prizes, you can only act as foils today.
When I thought of giving lipstick to Leiyin, she looked so cute and surprised.
The corners of Xu Fei's mouth curled up unconsciously, and he started practicing bubble sounds again.
The ups and downs of the sour sound radiated around like a mudslide, and the contestants in the waiting area covered their ears and twisted their facial features into twists.
"Oh my God! Dude, what are you doing!"
The young man in designer fashionable clothes couldn't stand it anymore. He was confused and stepped forward angrily to interrupt Xu Fei's vocal practice.
"Huh? Open your voice to practice, don't you know bubble sounds?"
Xu Fei frowned and asked, thinking that today's young people are too unprofessional and dare to go on stage and embarrass themselves even if they don't know basic knowledge.
The young man's eyebrows knitted together. He had been singing for five years, so of course he knew what bubble sounds were.
But you deserve to call it bubble sound?
To put it bluntly, no matter how I listen to it, I feel that it is a mixture of stomach acid and vomiting when I groan with constipation!
You still have the nerve to ask me questions like this?
The young man got angry and mocked: "Okay, buddy, I am ignorant, what can you tell me about bubble sounds?"
Xu Fei sighed. To be honest, he didn't really like teaching such newcomers.
People who are too ambitious, blindly confident and ignore basic knowledge and daily practice will hit a wall sooner or later.
"Brother, music is a difficult road to follow. Foundation and hard work are very important. Not everyone has talent. Even if you have talent, you will not become a professional if you don't work hard." Xu Fei persuaded him kindly.
"Just call the bubble sound!" The young man scratched his hair irritably. Can't you tell that I'm hurting you?
"Let the breath move around the throat to make the throat more active."
With a serious teaching attitude, Xu Fei first explained the function of bubble sounds, and then continued:
"Come on, follow me, sigh, and find the feeling of pronouncing the syllable "uh", uh uh uh uh uh uh~ slightly, slightly, slightly, slightly, slightly~~"
After resisting the physiological discomfort caused by the noise, the young man sneered and finally seized the opportunity to slap him in the face.
He said disdainfully: "Listen carefully, this is the bubble sound, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh~ slightly, slightly, slightly, slightly~~ Eh? What a fool!"
With his eyes widened, the young man touched his neck in surprise.
After a moment of silence, he tried again, but the noise that came out of his throat was still the same one that made him irritated.
The young man went crazy and ran to the side and slapped his head hard, trying to forget someone's teaching demonstration that impressed him deeply.
Xu Fei looked at him and nodded kindly. He learned quickly, and a boy can be taught.
Several nearby contestants saw this and quickly took a few steps away from these two idiots.
The final round of competition officially begins.
The host shouted happily: "Congratulations to all the contestants. The organizer has decided to upgrade the championship prize to the TF Chinese Valentine's Day limited edition in the final round of the competition. Come on, everyone!"
Upon hearing this, there was a heated discussion in the audience.
"Is it the one with the 520 rose decoration?"
"Yes, that's the one, everyone went crazy in August!"
"Dad, come on~ Mom asked me to tell you~ If you can't win the lipstick, kneel on the keyboard tonight~~"
Xu Fei crossed his arms and raised his head high.
This prize came just in time and was tailor-made for him.
Driven by the warm atmosphere and high prizes, the amateur players showed off their singing skills and tried their best to keep the bottom of the box.
One hit song after another was sung with great effort, and someone even borrowed a guitar from the organizer to play and sing.
"Please invite contestant No. 14 to the stage~"
Finally it was Xu Fei's turn. He adjusted the height of the microphone, then pressed the button on the bee's eye with his hands, as if he was auditioning the sound.
Seeing such a handsome young man, who seemed to be very professional, the audience became even more excited and looked forward to him.
The preparations were finally completed. Xu Fei looked at the crowd, smiled confidently, and announced the title of the song loudly: "'I Can't Sing'."
"I Can't Sing" is a very nice song, but because the song is filled with a lot of mixed vocal parts, it is extremely difficult and requires very high singing skills. Few people in KTV take up the challenge.
The audience opened their mouths and exclaimed. Anyone who dared to choose this song must have two brushes.
Uncle Zhang, who was passing by by chance, was also attracted by the lively crowd. He looked kindly towards this side with his cane in his hand.
He goes out for a walk every day at this time, and occasionally hangs out in the mall.
Suddenly, Uncle Zhang saw a familiar young man standing on the stage.
He immediately stopped smiling, quickly put away his walking stick, and walked home quickly.
Taking a deep breath, Xu Fei closed his eyes and began to sing passionately:
“Ah~咿亚o(╯□╰)o#￥%^3^#￥#￥#≥▽≤￥%%~*.*~￥35.”
He is crazy with every frown and smile, his little mouth is open in the underworld, and his singing is like arsenic mixed with sugar, making people choke and lingering like glue in the intestines.
Everyone's expressions gradually changed from full of expectation to horror, and they felt extremely uncomfortable physically, mentally, and even physically!
"Oh, mom, I want to go home."
"Oh shit, my ears are ringing, what did you just say?"
"Is this guy still a human?"
"Awesome, you can actually sing the sound of fingernails scratching black spots! Brother, I will take a detour when I see you next time!"
The audience grinned and had a splitting headache. It didn't take long for them to run away, faster than monkeys, and even two contestants were gone.
Only a group of staff were left, covering their ears and enduring the physical and mental devastation of headaches, nausea, and goosebumps.
"Stop, stop! Contestant No. 14, stop first! Please!" The host finally couldn't stand it anymore and screamed.
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Xu Fei opened his eyes and looked at him in confusion, then glanced at the AI scorer of Huaxia Music.
It clearly displays ‘???’
"Three question marks, what do they mean?" Xu Fei said in surprise.
After a second thought, he understood, so he turned to the host and asked: "Is there an error in the scoring machine? Do you need me to sing it again?"