There are also Shen Mengling and Yu Mohan at home.
If it were given to Shen Mengling, it would have no other use than making her skin better, her figure better, and her appearance more beautiful.
But Yu Mohan is different. She is now a Taoist, and if you give her the words, you can improve your cultivation.
"Yes, it's just Mo Han. Not to mention, I really miss her massage."
Ye Feng smiled evilly, took out his cell phone and sent a message to Yu Mohan.
Ye Feng: Mo Hanmohan, come to my room quickly after dinner, I have something good for you!
Yu Mohan: Senior brother, I have received the message and will be there soon!
Seeing that Yu Mohan was coming soon, Ye Feng hurriedly swallowed the magic medicine in his hand!
Just as he swallowed it, Yumo ran in with a gust of wind and wind!
"Brother, where are the good things?"
Seeing her expectant look, the corners of Ye Feng's mouth raised slightly.
"You'll know what a good thing is soon. Lock the door."
"Lock the door?"
"Yes, otherwise it will be embarrassing if your third senior sister comes in later."
Seeing his malicious look, Yu Mohan blinked his confused eyes and went to lock the door obediently.
Returning to Ye Feng's side again, he asked doubtfully:
"Where's the good stuff?"
"Don't worry, let me brew it for a while."
"Ah this..."
Ye Feng had been brewing for a long time, but he still didn't feel the same as before.
Seeing that Ye Feng's face was reddened but nothing was brewing, Yu Mohan scratched his head and asked:
"Are you constipated? I'm going to buy Kaisel for you."
"No, no, no, the feeling is coming, kneel down quickly!"
"Kneel down???"
"Then you can stand still!"
Ye Feng hurriedly jumped on the bed, where he could just touch Yu Mohan's mouth.
Yu Mohan stared at Ye Feng in front of him blankly, not knowing what he was going to do for a while.
Just when Ye Feng was about to take off his pants, his eyes suddenly widened!
"Fuck! Wrong, wrong position!"
"What position is wrong? Senior brother, what on earth are you going to do? You almost knocked me out!"
"Stop talking, I'm going to the toilet!"
Seeing him holding his stomach and running into the bathroom in a hurry, Yu Mo was stunned!
"What on earth are you playing, senior brother?"
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard a dull and loud sound coming from the bathroom!
"Ding dong dong dong thaw!"
Listening to the rhythmic sound of farts, followed by a gushing sound, Yu Mohan crossed his arms and said angrily:
"Senior brother is really a pervert. He had diarrhea and he asked me to come over and watch him. Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's so disgusting!"
Even Yu Mohan felt disgusting, but Ye Feng was indeed quite disgusting!
Yu Mohan left the room, but Ye Feng was still fighting in the toilet!
This battle lasted all night!
The next day, early morning!
Shen Mengling went downstairs and looked at Yu Mohan who was cooking and murmured:
"Mo Han, did you forget to turn off the faucet in your bathroom last night?"
"Faucet? No, what's wrong?"
"I just took a look at the water meter and found that the water consumption was extremely large last night. There are only a few of us at home, so logically we shouldn't be doing it!"
"There may be a water leak somewhere. I'll let my senior brother check it out later."
As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Feng went downstairs holding his stomach in despair.
Seeing his haggard and depressed look, Shen Mengling raised her eyebrows!
"Xiao Feng, who did you harm again last night? Mo Han, was it you?"
"No, no, it's really not me! Last night, my senior brother said he would give me good things, but he ran to the toilet and had diarrhea, so I left."
Hearing what Yu Mohan said, Shen Mengling turned her attention to Ye Feng, who was sitting on the chair, holding a porridge bowl and preparing to drink porridge.
"Xiao Feng, what's wrong with you?"
Facing Shen Mengling's inquiry, Ye Feng took a sip of porridge and said in a trembling voice:
"I, I feel like I'm loose."
"Latuo? What do you mean?"
"It's just that my intestines are about to come out."
Seeing how serious it was, Shen Mengling hurriedly sat next to him and was about to touch his head when she stood up hurriedly.
"Xiao Feng, why do you smell so bad?"
"I've had diarrhea all night, how could you be so delicious?"
"Ah, here, do you need to call the second senior sister over and let you have a look?"
"Third Senior Sister, Senior Brother's medical skills are much better than Second Senior Sister. He can treat himself. Senior Brother, have you given yourself two injections?"
Facing Yu Mohan's question, Ye Feng smiled bitterly and shook his head.
Not only did he get an acupuncture last night, he even used his zhenqi to stop diarrhea, but it didn't work!
Now it seems that that god-level herb is probably to blame!
After all, those are god-level herbal medicines. He is only at the 100th level of the Tao realm, and his body will definitely not be able to withstand the side effects caused by the herbal medicines.
But in order to quickly regain strength, it doesn’t matter if you have diarrhea!
"No, it's okay. I'll have some porridge...fuck, here we go again!"
Seeing Ye Feng put down the porridge bowl and hurriedly ran into the bathroom on the first floor, Shen Mengling and Yu Mohan looked at each other and shook their heads helplessly.
The two sisters go to work and go to school. Only Shi Yanyan and Ye Feng are left at home!
And Ye Feng basically squats in the toilet and doesn't come out!
Shi Yanyan leaned against the bathroom door, looked at the manicure that Shen Mengling had done on her last night, and said lightly:
"You still have diarrhea? Do you want me to treat you?"
"Okay, okay, that's very good."
"Then I'm going in."
Shi Yanyan opened the door and walked in. When she saw that Ye Feng was almost out of gas, she mocked:
"I don't know what kind of cultivation I have? Do you dare to take that kind of medicine?"
"I, I didn't expect that the side effects would be so serious!"
"Okay, wipe it clean and then stick it out."
Ye Feng's eyes widened when he heard her asking him to pout!
"You, what are you going to do?"
"Sew it up for you so it doesn't pull out."
Faced with Shi Yanyan's joke, Ye Feng took it seriously!
I saw him wiping randomly, then he picked up his pants and ran out of the bathroom!
However, his legs were weak and he stumbled, falling directly to the ground!
But even so, he still covered his butt with his hands!
Shi Yanyan walked over and saw him humping like a caterpillar. She shook her head helplessly and said:
"I'm just kidding you, why do you take it seriously?"
"A joke? You almost scared me to death when you stepped on the horse!"
Seeing him heaving a sigh of relief, Shi Yanyan got a pair of medical gloves from nowhere and put them on her hands!
"Don't move. I'm going to give you a massage now, and I'll stop you from pulling on it right away!"
Because Ye Feng was lying on the ground, he didn't know what Shi Yanyan was going to do.
I just thought she wanted to press her body, so I nodded hurriedly.
"Massage it, I really pulled it off... Oh shit!! What are you doing??"
Seeing Ye Feng start to struggle, Shi Yanyan directly pressed his neck with her knee and said angrily:
"Don't move, I'm helping you, just calm down!"
"Holy shit! Don't touch my flowers, shit!!!"
In the end, despite Ye Feng's strong resistance, he still failed to save his flower.
Ten minutes later, Ye Feng sat on the sofa and looked at Shi Yanyan with tears in his eyes.
Seeing his pitiful look, Shi Yanyan said speechlessly:
"Isn't it just for you that I'm doing that? As for looking at me like this?"
"Ma De, Hua Xuefeng has been chasing me for so many years but has never succeeded. I didn't expect that your fingers will succeed. How will I behave in the future?"
"What's the point? Besides, I don't think you're dirty, but you're complaining about me. It's really a good intention that goes unpaid!"