Chapter 23 Xu Damao wants to hold a general meeting
Uncle Li's big dog entered the kitchen, went straight to a paper bag under the table, bit it out and wanted to swallow it!
Xu Damao had been staring at it for a long time. He hit the dog's mouth with a wooden stick and the dog screamed in pain. The paper bag fell to the ground and some chicken bones were scattered on the ground!
When everyone saw this scene, they were in an uproar. At this time, they couldn't believe that the second uncle stole the chicken! After all, there was even evidence.
At this time, Jiang Youwei walked from the central courtyard, squeezed into the crowd, and asked: "What's going on? Watch around here...Dogs eat chicken bones?! Hey, these chicken bones are really clean!"
This made Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe feel heartbroken when they looked at those chicken bones! They couldn't help but said: "Sir, my family raises these two old hens, and they are reluctant to eat them. You are the elder, so you have to eat them."
It doesn’t matter, just tell me, I’ll kill one, and we can all have a taste. You ate two old hens in a day, and you’re not afraid of indigestion or diarrhea?!”
Jiang Youwei was shocked and said: "No way, how could a man as highly respected as the second uncle steal chickens, twice in a row!?"
The second uncle hurriedly said: "Da Mao, Xiao'e, believe me, I have never done such a thing, I can swear it!"
"If swearing is useful, why do we need the police?!"
Xu Damao said with a gloomy face, "Second uncle, you must give me an explanation for this matter. Either you pay for it, or we call the police to investigate!"
The second uncle was sweating on his forehead. He thought that this time he was tricked by Liu Guangtian. In desperation, he said: "Okay, I can't explain. Anyway, I didn't do it, but it's just two old hens."
Well, I’ll compensate you!”
The second uncle angrily took out two dollars and threw them over.
Xu Damao didn't look at it at all. He glared and said: "Second uncle, what kind of attitude do you have? Who are you trying to fool with two dollars? I am an old hen. I have been laying eggs for at least three or four times a day. You can think about the eggs yourself."
How much money, how much money have I lost this year! You only lose two yuan for two chickens?! That’s absolutely impossible!”
The second uncle said: "Okay, I guess you are right, then how much do you want to pay?!"
Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e looked at each other, and Lou Xiao'e gestured at the price of two yuan a piece. Xu Damao didn't take it seriously and turned it over to ten yuan a piece!
Anyway, the second uncle is rich, so a good opportunity like this would be nothing if you don’t give it up!
"You want me to pay twenty yuan for two chickens, Xu Damao, why don't you go and grab them?!"
The second uncle said angrily, "No way, I will give you five yuan at most!"
"Okay, let's go to the police station! Come on, Xiao'e, let's go to the police station!"
Xu Damao took Lou Xiao'e and walked out.
The second uncle immediately panicked and hurriedly stopped him and said, "Hey, Damao, we are all neighbors. There is no need to alert the police for this trivial matter!"
"Second uncle, for the sake of our neighbor's score in a game, I'm giving you a chance. For twenty yuan, I won't pursue this matter!"
"Okay, okay, I'll give you twenty yuan!"
The second uncle gave the money directly, and Xu Damao also said that he would not pursue it any further, which made the second uncle secretly relieved that Liu Guangtian was finally saved.
After all, the police will definitely be able to investigate and find out the truth. Liu Guangtian has just started working in the machinery factory. If he is tainted by stealing chickens, he may be fired directly by the machinery factory. If he doesn't have a job by then, it will be difficult to find a wife.
Got it!
The second uncle still thinks it’s worth twenty yuan to save Liu Guangtian’s job!
But if the second uncle knew that these were just his imagination and there was no such thing, he would be so angry that he would vomit blood!
"Everyone, please leave. It's true that I didn't do this, but I know who it is, but I can't say that I helped give the money. Forget it, everyone can go back!"
The second uncle made some hints.
The neighbors were a little relieved about this. After all, the reason why the second uncle was the second uncle was because of his high status and prestige!
To be honest, the neighbors still don't quite believe that the second uncle would do such a thing.
Now the second uncle said that he had suffered it on behalf of others, which is reasonable and reasonable!
Only Xu Damao and his wife believed that the chicken was stolen by the second uncle. Now that the second uncle has given the money, they still don’t admit the fact that they stole the chicken. It’s really disgusting!
Xu Damao had a flash of inspiration and felt that he should do something. For a moment, the flash of inspiration flashed so fast that he couldn't even remember.
At this time, Jiang Youwei suddenly muttered: "This is the second-in-command of the courtyard, he seems not qualified!"
Xu Damao suddenly realized, yes, this is a God-given opportunity! Why not take this opportunity to oust the second uncle, so that he can block the leaders of the Siheyuan!
Xu Damao thought of this and couldn't wait to say, "Everyone, don't leave in a hurry. Although the chicken stealing incident is over, I still have something to tell you. Don't worry, we will hold a general meeting after dinner. At the meeting
explain!"
The second uncle said displeasedly: "Xu Damao, you have nothing to do to hold a general meeting. Do you have this right?!"
Xu Damao rolled his eyes and said: "I don't have it, but I can apply. If you don't agree, I can go to the first or third uncle!"
"What's going on with you, you have to tell me?!"
"Don't be in a hurry to get it. I'll tell you after I talk to the first uncle! Speaking of which, such a big thing happened in my family. Why didn't the first uncle and the third uncle show up?!"
Xu Damao muttered in confusion.
In a hidden corner, the first and third uncles looked at each other, pointed to the door, and quietly left in tacit agreement!
When the matter came to an end, everyone went back to their homes. Then the second aunt, Liu Guangfu, appeared out of nowhere, lowered her head for fear of being seen, and hurried into the house.
When I got home, I became a daughter-in-law and a son. Instead of complaining to the second uncle again, I asked the second uncle to quickly take out the other old hen and eat some meat together!
The second uncle said angrily: "What kind of chicken? There is none!"
Liu Guangtian made it clear directly: "Dad, I secretly counted the bones, and they are at most the bones of a chicken. No one else knows how big your appetite is. We are a humble family. If you eat as much as one chicken a day, you must still be hiding something."
Holding a chicken! Take it out and let us eat some too!"
"You kid still framed me, I asked you to frame me, I asked you to let me take the blame, I will beat you to death!"
The second uncle had originally made up his mind to beat Liu Guangtian violently, but now Liu Guangtian dared to stab him, so he picked up the wooden stick he had specially put aside and hit him directly.
Liu Guangtian, stop jumping up and down, crying like a ghost and howling like a wolf!
After a while, the second uncle got tired from beating, so he stopped and panted heavily: "Liu Guangtian, and Liu Guangfu, tell me, did you steal the chicken together, or did one of you steal the chicken?
You said you ate one, where did you hide the other one?!"
The second aunt was stunned and asked: "Old man, you said your sons stole it, then why did you admit that you gave the money?!" This chapter has been completed!