Quick look! How does a 28-year-old workplace guy watch his colleagues tearing at each other~
Good guy, I'm so direct, good guy...
Originally I thought today would be a calm and peaceful day.
But I never expected it!
The old man and supervisor in our office just got up!
The matter is also very simple. Last night the supervisor asked two veteran workers to work overtime.
But the old youtiao is not a supervisor at all.
The supervisor left early, and the two old guys on the back left immediately.
It wasn't until this morning when the supervisor asked about the progress of the work that he suddenly discovered it.
Not only did these two old fritters not finish their work yesterday.
Even the previous work progress was falsely reported!
There is a big difference between the actual progress and the reported progress.
Then the supervisor became angry and started a fight with the two old fritters in the corridor.
At the beginning, the two sides were relatively civilized and used words more elegantly.
They just criticize each other and talk about their own hard work.
But later on, as the emotions became more intense, the atmosphere became anxious.
After the two old fried dough sticks started the group with a classic three-character sutra, the war of national insults completely started.
Three grown men who were over a hundred years old in total were talking trash to each other in the corridor.
Various reproductive organs were flying all over the place, and during this period, they all wished the other person's family good luck and good luck.
The scene was so intense that colleagues gathered to watch.
I also saw the power of trash talk from both sides.
Work is boring on weekdays and there are few recreational activities.
It's rare for three monkeys to start fighting each other. How can I not join in the excitement?
So he held out a cigarette and watched the two sides fighting each other coquettishly.
In fact, I don't smoke cigarettes for the sake of smoking, but as a strategy.
In such a contentious matter, the leader will definitely intervene to mediate it in the end.
When the leader comes forward, he will definitely ask me what happened.
People from both sides will definitely let me comment.
I'm not stupid, can I agree to this kind of thing that offends people by smelling farts and carrying thunder?
That’s so impossible!
So I held a cigarette and watched the monkeys eating giant melons.
When the boss came forward in the end, I took the opportunity to escape. Not only did I watch the monkey show, but I also got paid to shit.
Isn’t this a beautiful strategy?
However, things were exactly as I thought.
After the leaders came over, it was a typical fighting method of fighting each other with fifty big boards and thin mud.
Then he came to me for comment. When he found me in the toilet and asked about the situation.
I smoothly performed a set of classic workplace denial triples:
in argument?
No!
I'm going to the toilet, I don't know!
After hearing my coquettish answer, the leader waited for both parties to criticize and educate me.
Therefore, I can have time to code in advance~
This chapter has been completed!