Quick look, how the 28-year-old boy escaped the disaster~
Some friends were shocked why I was so early today
In fact, the reason is very simple...
Because the usually sanctimonious supervisor
He overturned the car with two other old fritters.
The reason is also very simple
These three people, on the same day and at the same time
They all chose to skip work.
The cause of the matter is this.
Because we have three days off during Qingming Festival.
I was half an hour late for work on my first day after the holiday.
Originally, I thought that after I arrived at the company, I would be talked about a lot.
However, when I arrived at the office, I discovered...
The two old fritters and the supervisor didn't come.
When I saw this scene, I laughed.
If I'm late alone, I'm late.
If everyone is late, is it still called late?
Thinking of this, I happily sat down at the table and started typing.
I was pretty pretty at first.
After all, the three people are not here, and I am happy to be quiet.
Then gradually I became less calm.
Because it's lunch time.
I still haven't seen any sign of these three people.
At that time, I felt something bad, so I took out my phone and called the supervisor.
However, I was shocked.
Since his home is across the road, it is within the check-in range.
As a result, the grandson checked in at home in the morning and slept all morning.
When I called him, the grandson had just woken up!
After hearing this, I quickly asked him to come over.
After all, if the boss sees this.
This is definitely the result of another meeting to criticize and fight.
Unexpectedly, after hearing my words, this grandson not only didn't panic.
He also let out a burst of evil laughter.
Later, he told me that the boss had not come back from his hometown visit to pay homage to his ancestors, so he told me not to worry.
I became anxious when I heard this.
Damn it, didn’t you tell me this news earlier?
The boss is not here, so what kind of position am I holding on to here by myself?
When I thought of this, I let go.
Just put on your leather shoes and carry your small bag.
After taking a poop, prepare to go home early.
However, when I entered the toilet and squatted down for a while, my boss found me in the toilet...
When I heard my boss calling my name in the bathroom stall.
I was so confused at the time.
Damn it, you promised to go back to your hometown to worship your ancestors but you didn’t come back?
What are you doing to fool me?
Fortunately, I am ready to take a shit before leaving, otherwise I would be covered in mud this time!
Ever since, the boss discovered that the three people were absent from work.
And I survived by being a few minutes late for pooping...
As for the criticism meeting about the three people, it lasted from this afternoon to seven o'clock in the evening...
And because I finished coding the words in advance, I listened very excitedly...
So, friends.
Your work ability does not need to be outstanding.
But you must learn how to poop with pay!
After all, this is not only a good way to fight against oppression, but it can also save you at a critical moment~
(By the way, is this episode a bit too frequent? To compensate everyone, I will update it on the 11th~)
This chapter has been completed!