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Chapter 946 Can't get out of bed

The next morning, Zuixian Tower.

After yesterday's rest.

The inn has returned to its former glory.

The hall was bustling with people coming and going.

At this time, Wang Ye stood at the counter and looked at everything in front of him, with helplessness written on his face.

Last night, Capt. Zhao was too talkative.

He accidentally leaked the news that Princess Shouyang was still alive.

After thinking about it all night, Wang Ye couldn't come up with a suitable solution.

After all, what Princess Shouyang committed back then was treason.

rebellion…

Such behavior is always a heinous crime.

Moreover, this is considered a royal family matter, and no one is sure what Gao Tianci will do.

Even Wang Ye had trouble grasping it.

"Oh, it's rare~"

Just as Wang Ye was thinking secretly, Aji's voice came from the side: "What's wrong with you, an old money addict?"

"Lying here with a helpless face..."

"Are you having a headache about Shopkeeper Chen?"

As he spoke, Aji's tone was sinister and strange.

It sounds extremely unappealing.

"roll roll roll!"

Listening to Aji's strange words, Wang Ye waved his hand impatiently: "Go over and greet the guests..."

"Don't you fucking bother me here!"

As he spoke, Wang Ye's face was filled with impatience.

As soon as Wang Ye's words came out, a smile appeared on Aji's face.

He looked at Wang Ye and said: "Old money fan, actually you don't have to have a headache..."

"We have solved this matter long ago!"

At this point, Aji's chest puffed up and his face was full of pride.

"solved?"

As soon as these words came out, Wang Ye was stunned: "It's just you!?"

Wang Ye looked extremely shocked.

Aji is like a bird who doesn't have sex every day.

Plus Bai Luhan, who doesn’t rely on popularity and is popular in the second level.

It would be nice if this doesn't mess things up.

Are you going to fucking solve the problem?

What about dreaming?

For a moment, Wang Ye felt unbelievable.

"Listen to what you are saying?"

Seeing the look of disbelief on Wang Ye's face, Aji said: "As the saying goes, three cobblers are equal to Zhuge Liang!"

"After our painstaking discussions last night..."

“Finally figured out a perfect way!”

The more he talked about this, the more confident Aji's face became.

snort!

Seeing Aji's confident look, Wang Ye snorted and said lazily: "What's the perfect method?"

"Speaking out will help me gain more knowledge..."

As he spoke, Wang Ye picked up a bowl of tea and took a sip.

"Laxative!"

Hearing this, Aji opened his mouth and said.

puff!

As soon as he said this, Wang Ye spit out a mouthful of tea.

He looked up at Aji and exclaimed in surprise: "What!?"

At the same time, he grabbed Aji's collar.

He lowered his voice and said, "You gave the emperor laxatives!?"

"yes!"

Hearing this, Aji raised his neck and said, "Let him stay there for three days and three nights..."

"My legs will be weak by then..."

"Not to mention going to Jinxiu Manor for a wedding banquet, even getting down on the kang is so damn hard!"

"If you can't get out of bed, you won't be able to find it!"

Aji looked matter-of-fact in his words.

What the hell...

It's so good that you can't find it if you can't get out of bed.

What a damn way to save someone by five hundred and lose one thousand and five.

Where the hell is this plan to save people?

This is simply a good way to be buried!

hiss!

Thinking of this, Wang Ye took a deep breath and said, "Is this your idea?"

"Not entirely..."

Aji scratched his head and said proudly: "I just contributed a little bit of ideas..."

"The main strategy was given by Master Fupo, and he also came up with the laxatives..."

"It is said to be colorless and odorless, so you will never notice it..."

"etc!"

Before Aji could finish what he said, Wang Ye suddenly discovered something: "You just said that the laxative was also made by him..."

"So, you have taken the laxative?"

As he spoke, Wang Ye's expression turned extremely ugly.

"joke…"

Hearing Wang Ye's words, Aji smiled slightly: "Lu Han washed all the dishes..."

"If your guess is correct, this person is already in the latrine..."

Damn it!

After hearing these words, Wang Ye couldn't help but cursed secretly.

He glared at Aji fiercely and said, "I'll deal with you later!"

With that said, he ran directly towards the hut in the backyard.

While running, Wang Zhi’s head was scolding.

These guys are the troublemakers...

If things don't work out this time, let's all go across the ocean to live in seclusion in Fanbang!

With such thoughts, Wang Ye came to the hut.

As a result, as soon as he entered the latrine, he saw Huangpu Song squatting in it holding toilet paper.

A face covered with sweat.

It is no longer as cold and majestic as before.

???

Seeing this, Wang Ye couldn't help but be stunned.

He never expected that Huangpu Song would be squatting here.

"Shopkeeper Wang, are you anxious?"

Just as Wang Ye was thinking secretly, Huangpu Song said: "I'm really sorry..."

"I ate the porridge and pickles that Your Majesty gave me today..."

"Then I felt sick to my stomach..."

While speaking, Huangpu Song exhaled another breath.

Clearly, he was exerting himself.

"ah?"

Hearing this, Wang Ye's head was agitated and he asked tentatively: "Is there something wrong with our porridge?"

"That's not true..."

Huangpu Song shook his head and said, "This porridge is sweet and soft when I eat it, and there is no other strange smell..."

"Maybe it's because the porridge has gone cold, plus I'm from Youzhou..."

"I couldn't stand these foods for a while, so..."

Amazing!

After hearing this, Wang Ye thought secretly in his heart.

After all, it was the laxative prepared by the monk Bupo...

This medicine is so powerful...

Even masters like Huangpu Song didn't notice it!

puff!

Just as Wang Ye was thinking secretly, Huangpu Song farted loudly.

At the same time, his cheeks were slightly red and he said: "Shopkeeper Wang, I may not be able to get better for a while..."

"Please take good care of His Majesty and keep him safe..."

puff!

Before he finished speaking, another loud fart echoed.

"I see…"

Hearing this voice, Wang Ye said: "You pull slowly, I will protect your majesty..."

After saying this, Wang Ye slowly retreated.

There was a look of relaxation on his face.

Damn...

Fortunately, Gao Tianci did not take this laxative, otherwise, he would really be planning to live in seclusion overseas...

"Old money fan, it's not good!"

Just when Wang Ye was secretly relaxing, Aji ran over from behind.

"what happened again?"

After hearing Aji's words, Wang Ye said impatiently.

His face was filled with carelessness.

At this time, Aji probably discovered that Gao Tianci had not taken any laxatives.

Looking at Wang Ye's appearance, Aji first looked left and right, and then whispered in Wang Ye's ear: "Your Majesty is missing!"

!!!

As soon as these words came out, Wang Ye's eyes widened.

He looked at Aji in front of him and said, "What's going on!?"

"Xiao Muyun went to chat with him just now..."

Hearing Wang Ye's question, Aji said: "I knocked on the door for a long time and found that no one answered. When I went in, I found that there was no one inside!"

Bad food!

As soon as these words came out, Wang Ye couldn't help but close his eyes.

This motherfucker is the one who brought the gourd to its knees!

Just now, I was so proud that Gao Tianci didn't take any laxatives.

As a result, everyone fucking disappeared now!

"What are you still doing?"

Thinking of this, Wang Ye kicked Aji: "Hurry up and find him!"


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