Chapter 960 Fart?
The next morning, Wang Ye got up early.
It was probably because of the battle with Ling Wanli last night that the body was fully exercised.
When he woke up today, he felt refreshed.
The whole person felt indescribably at ease.
"Hi~"
Looking at the blue sky, Wang Ye stretched out his waist: "It's really nice to have some exercise!"
"I'm the first one to get up today, right?"
As he spoke, Wang Ye puffed up his chest.
Get ready to take a deep breath of fresh air.
Phew~
At this moment, a fart sound came from the latrine.
Its voice is clear and loud.
It looks particularly clear in the small courtyard.
Then Huangpu Song's painful low moans came.
Apparently…
Huangpu Song had already told him with a fart sound.
Who is the first to get up?
What the hell...
Hearing this sound, Wang Ye couldn't help but lose all interest.
Ever since Huangpu Song took the laxative prepared by Aji and others for Gao Tianci.
The whole thing got out of hand.
Wang Ye originally thought that his diarrhea would last for a few days.
I didn't expect that this would still be the case today.
Now that things have come to a point, this matter must be taken care of.
As for Huangpu Song, if this situation is left alone.
The consequences are really unimaginable.
A dignified general of the Tiger Army and the emperor's bodyguard.
If it was because of diarrhea, he wouldn't just die here.
That was the first person to found the dynasty...
Thinking of this, Wang Ye shook his head.
Immediately he walked towards the hall.
He planned to wait quietly for everyone to get up.
Slowly discuss a solution.
As soon as he entered the hall, he saw Aji and others sitting around the table.
At this time, he was eating steamed buns and porridge.
???
Seeing this scene, Wang Ye was completely stunned.
He thought he was the first to get up.
Unexpectedly, Aji and others had already started having breakfast!
"Ah ha?"
Looking at Aji and others who were eating, Wang Ye said: "The sun is rising in the west today..."
"You actually got up so early?!"
On weekdays, except Chen Chong, he has to prepare breakfast for everyone and needs to get up early.
Aji Bailuhan and Li Qinglian.
One of them is a fucking slacker.
I won't get up until the right time.
But today, not only did everyone get up, but they also started having breakfast.
This made Wang Ye extremely surprised.
"We don't even remember..."
After hearing Wang Ye's words, Aji yawned: "But I can't stand it when someone is singing so loudly in the hut so early in the morning..."
As he spoke, Aji's face was filled with helplessness.
"It's not..."
Hearing this, Li Qinglian said feebly: "That voice is really amazing..."
"The cockcrow is not as loud as his coming!"
"I was dreaming of spending a spring night on the lake with a rich lady, but I was woken up by a series of farts..."
"That sound sounds like fart?"
"It's shit if you add some gravy!"
As she spoke, Li Qinglian took a sip of gruel, her face full of dissatisfaction.
"no…"
Before Li Qinglian could finish speaking, Aji frowned: "Li Qinglian, are you disgusting?"
"Here we are eating, full of farts and shit..."
As he spoke, Aji had a look of complaint on his face.
"okay…"
At this time, Chen Chong on the side said: "I've been listening to the fart sound for a long time, this is disgusting..."
"Hurry up and eat!"
As he said this, he picked up the bowl and prepared Wang Yecheng porridge.
At the same time, he said: "Shopkeeper, is one bowl enough?"
"Don't bother..."
Wang Ye waved his hand and said, "I'm full..."
While speaking, he looked at Aji and said, "And Aji, your wages for the past three days are gone!"
!!!
As soon as he said this, Aji's eyes widened.
"no…"
He looked directly at Wang Ye and said, "Why?"
"Who did I offend?"
"Even if you are the boss, you can't deduct wages randomly!"
"Your way of deducting money will make the black-hearted boss cry when he sees it!"
Behind the words, Aji looked aggrieved.
"Stop talking nonsense!"
Looking at Aji who looked aggrieved, Wang Ye rolled his eyes: "You still call me aggrieved..."
"You don't have such bad ideas, you little bastard..."
"He, Huangpu Song, can ejaculate in the latrine for three days!?"
Behind the words, Wang Ye looked unhappy.
Today was originally a refreshing morning.
The series of fart sounds in the backyard were stunned.
"Old money fan, let's talk about something..."
After hearing Wang Ye's words, Aji's face suddenly became serious.
He raised two fingers and said, "It's really not my fault!"
"I couldn't find Master Po to ask yesterday..."
"He said the amount of laxatives he gave would only last for two days..."
"fart!"
Before Aji could finish his words, Wang Ye said, "Go to the fucking backyard and take a look..."
"That's two days' worth?!"
"If you keep dragging me down any longer, people will die in the latrine, right!?"
"He has himself to blame!"
At this time, Aji shrugged his shoulders and said, "Master Bupo said..."
"That medicine becomes stronger when it comes into contact with alcohol, and its potency doubles..."
"If he hadn't drunk himself, he wouldn't have become like this..."
Aji's face was full of conviction as he spoke.
As soon as these words came out, the scene fell into a strange silence.
When in contact with wine, it becomes strong...
The potency of the medicine doubled...
It would be wrong to take laxatives by yourself at the beginning.
Then it’s more or less self-inflicted...
puff!
It's probably because it's too quiet.
At this time, a loud fart sound came faintly from the backyard.
"No more eating!"
After hearing this, Bai Luhan put the bowls and chopsticks in her hands on the table: "I would rather be hungry all morning..."
"I don't want to eat just because of the sound of farts..."
"well!"
Looking at Bai Luhan's appearance, Wang Ye sighed: "I still can't find Master Po Po and ask if there is any solution..."
With that said, Wang Ye lifted his legs and started to go upstairs.
"Save it…"
At this moment, Aji's voice came from behind Wang Ye: "They took His Majesty to visit the brothel..."
"I never came back at all..."
???
As soon as these words came out, Wang Ye was stunned.
He looked at Aji in front of him and said, "What do you mean..."
"They took His Majesty and had whores all day and night in Yihong Courtyard!?"
As he spoke, Wang Ye's brows had knitted into a knot.
It's outrageous enough that Ye Lingzhou took Juggernaut and Zhang Daoxuan along for sex until they lost contact.
Now he actually took Gao Tianci to have sex all night long?
For a moment, Wang Ye didn't know what to say.
After a brief daze, he walked towards the outside of the inn.
"Old Cai Fan, isn't it a little early for you to go now?"
Seeing Wang Ye walking towards the outside of the inn, Aji said: "Yihongyuan is not open at this time!"
"Get out!"
Hearing Aji's voice, Wang Ye said: "I'm going to the Huichun Hall to buy a prescription for stopping diarrhea from Mr. Zhu!"
With that said, Wang Ye walked out of the inn.
Walk towards the city.
Because Tiance Sword and Taiping Sword were too ostentatious, he did not take them back to the inn last night.
Instead, it was wrapped in cloth and hidden in the bridge hole.
This time he planned to take the sword first.
Let’s talk about Huangpu Song after this matter is settled.
This chapter has been completed!