"Haha~ Have fun, waiter, serve us eighteen more bowls of wine!"
Wu Song broke the last bowl and looked at Wang Lun with great enthusiasm. He was a true man and a true brother!
"Sir, you have drank all the wine in our store."
"It's gone, it's really gone. I have prepared a room for you. Go and rest first."
"Here comes the little man to help you!"
At this time, the waiter in the shop was shocked by Wu Song and Wang Lun, and wanted to come over to help Wang Lun.
I have never seen such a drinkable person. Let alone eighteen bowls of wine, just eighteen bowls of water would make an ordinary person's stomach burst.
"Second brother, you have worked hard. This is a reward for you. We have paid for the wine and we will not stay with you anymore. We brothers have to go on our way."
As soon as Wang Lun got up, he was shaken a little by the wind. He shook his head, took out ten taels of silver from his pocket and gave it to the waiter, and walked directly out.
The alcohol of this era was not distilled alcohol, and the alcohol content was not high, but it was still higher than the ordinary beer of later generations. You would get dizzy if you drank too much.
It took some time to win Wu Song up the mountain. We still have to hurry. Lin Chong is very skilled in martial arts, so I don't have to worry too much, but Wu Yong's martial arts is average.
Besides, Luo Gan, the prefect of Cangzhou, seems to be a ruthless character and is not easy to mess with. It is better to return to Liangshan as soon as possible.
"It's great, it's great. I, Wu Song, haven't had such a great drink in a long time. Brother, we're tied. It's a pity that this restaurant is out of wine, otherwise I'd drink ten or eight bowls of it."
Wu Song was very happy after drinking, and his steps were very steady. He followed Wang Lun and walked out of the store together.
"By the way, second brother, let me ask you something. Are there any man-eating tigers on Jingyang Gang?"
Wang Lun felt that he was a little drunk, and suddenly he remembered that this was Jingyanggang. There was a striking white-fronted tiger on the mountain, which was very ferocious.
"Haha, brother, don't worry. Wu Song and I used to walk this road often. There are a lot of wild boars and pheasants on the hill. I have never heard of a tiger."
Wu Song burped, "I'm familiar with this journey, brother, you're overthinking."
You can't think too much, this is Water Margin, there are tigers on many mountains.
In the original work, Li Kui's wife was eaten by a tiger. Not only did Yanggu County go out to capture the tiger, but Dengzhou also went up to the mountain to kill the tiger.
"The guest officer is right. There are wild boars and pythons in the mountains, but I have never heard of tigers."
The waiter shook his head and saw that Wang Lun and Wu Song were walking normally, so he didn't hold back too much.
Wang Lun felt relieved when he heard that there was no tiger. The timeline had changed a lot since he arrived. The tiger in the original book only came later, and might still be with other mountain cats now.
In addition, there are many illegal shops outside the city in this world. Many heroes and heroes have found their way into illegal shops, so if they can't afford to stay there, they don't.
Five tiger generals like Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen were either tricked by gangsters, or Wu Song had traveled around the world for many years and had a history of successfully countering gangsters.
Wang Lun and Wu Song went to Jingyanggang together, and their friendship has risen from ordinary friends in the world to close friends.
One step further and we reach the point of life and death.
"What, those two people left? Oh, there are three ferocious beasts on this mountain. You didn't know it when you first came here. Go and call them back."
The shopkeeper came from behind and hurriedly said to the waiter.
"What three-headed beast? I don't know."
"They have gone far. It's dark. I don't dare to go. You can go."
The waiter stuck out his tongue and went back to clear away the wine bowls in schadenfreude.
...
When Wang Lun and Wu Song came up to the hill, it was already dark.
The mountain wind is cold, birds, beasts and insects are chirping, the trees are shadowed, and jackdaws are cawing.
It's a little more sinister and terrifying, a little more murderous.
"I drank too much and I just want to relieve myself. Brother, why don't we have a competition to see who can pee the farthest."
Wu Song suggested with a childish look on his face, taking off his pants as he spoke.
I'm pissing on your face in the wind.
"Well, brothers are kindly inviting you, but we still have to be more civilized. You and I will solve it separately."
Wang Lun was stunned for a moment, but still rejected Wu Song's proposal. We are not children anymore.
"That's what my brother said."
Wu Song turned around and went to another place.
"Comfortable!"
Wang Lun felt like he had let go of a heavy burden, and after eighteen bowls of wine, he almost burst.
Ah Gu Gu~
Da da da~
Suddenly, a huge black figure emerged from the grass about a foot away. It had a wet head and a foul smell, and it rushed towards Wang Lun angrily.
"Wow~ I'm out of here, what the hell is that? Brother Wu Song, come and save me!"
Wang Lun took a look at the black thing. It looked like a big wild boar. Judging from its size, it must have weighed a thousand pounds.
The black body and the two long fangs were very bright in the moonlight, like two sharp knives.
Wang Lun was so frightened that he almost woke up and ran away.
You must go to the toilet when it’s convenient next time!
Rumor has it that one pig, two bears and three tigers are not as ferocious as the wild boar.
In terms of size, this huge wild boar is not inferior to the tiger at all, not to mention the wild boar's explosive power, and the two large tusks in front of it are extremely lethal.
Kakakka~
The big wild boar rushed over wildly, its two big tusks invincible. Along the way, the big tree at the mouth of the bowl was directly broken, and two hundred kilograms of stone were directly driven away. It was like a bulldozer, pushing it all the way.
The fighting pig among wild boars is called the king of wild boars!
Wang Lun, a man with thin arms and legs, was unlucky enough to be knocked into time by the Wild Boar King.
"Who dares to hurt my brother!"
"If you dare to make a sneak attack, take a punch from me!"
Wu Song had just finished relieving himself. He was drunk and was a little confused when he saw a big black figure chasing Wang Lun. He immediately shouted and rushed over, punching him with a fist as big as a casserole.
Bang~
The fight was head-on, the punches hit the flesh, and the mountains were shaken.
Ah woo woo~
The big wild boar was stunned by Wu Song's punch. It slid back a few steps, then immediately stood up, lowered its head, and stretched its front legs on the ground.
Prepare~
Sprint!
"Brother, quickly dodge and let Wu Er deal with this wild boar."
Wu Song shook his meat hand. This wild boar's head was really hard. The cat got down and wanted to fight the wild boar.
"kill!"
Wu Song stared straight at the big wild boar. Even though he was a little drunk, the drunker he got, the stronger he became. He had more or less learned Drunken Boxing.
Wu Song was not stupid either. He did not engage in a head-on confrontation, but relied on his agility to avoid the wild boar's collision.
Bang~
The wild boar directly knocked down a big tree with a bowl mouth, shook its head, turned around and rushed towards Wu Song again with red eyes.
"Stupid pig, come here!"
Wu Song hooked the Wild Boar King, constantly provoking the big wild boar, and then dodged, leaving the Wild Boar King exhausted.
The big wild boar flew into the air several times and hit trees and rocks. It was a little dazed and suddenly changed its direction and charged towards Wang Lun.
Hey hey~
You, a big wild boar, don’t have martial ethics. Where is your opponent?
Wang Lun hurriedly stepped back. He was not as agile as Wu Song.
"Hey, big wild boar, don't hurt my brother, let's watch the boxing!"
Wu Song became anxious, shouted and rushed forward, grabbed the Wild Boar King's pig tail, and yanked hard, his natural power exploded, and he threw the big wild boar aside.
"I'll fight!"
Wu Song didn't wait for the Wild Boar King to come back to his senses, jumped on the back of the wild boar, opened the Wild Boar King's head with both fists.
"What a Hog Rider."
Wang Lun secretly thought, if Wu Song could train this wild boar king into a mount, it would also be a wild boar knight.
One punch!
Two punches!
Three punches!
After an unknown number of punches, Wu Song's hands were covered with the blood of the Wild Boar King. The Wild Boar King gradually lost his breath and then stopped.
Wu Song's fight against the tiger turned into Wu Song's fight against the pig because of his arrival!