When Di heard this, she subconsciously made up for her mistake: "Would you like an extra meal?" After saying that, she pointed to the room, but the two of them looked at Gouzi, why did they want to add him to the meal?
Deng Xiu said sincerely: "Young man, don't eat right after you sleep. With the girl's temperament, it's easy for you to take the blame." Di Ting burst into tears. Such a master is really cheating! Even if he sleeps in the wrong posture, he must Being eaten?
Still, this was not the important point. Luo Feifei looked at the two men angrily and moved her mouth to the side. Their eyes fell directly on Gandharva, who continued to lie dead.
Deng Xiu asked: "Are these monks from a family? It has nothing to do with those Taoist priests?" This question is very important, because over the years, he discovered that his wife hates bald people. Even if she is bald, she will be disliked by the little guy. , as long as there are a few hairs, it is better than being completely bald.
Seeing the unkind looks in their eyes, Di Ting immediately sold his old master. He stood at attention and reported: "There are reports from both sides, but they only plan to attack the judge and Gui Cha. It's just that this girl is a bit arrogant."
Mayfair asked very differently: "Where does this guy get his confidence?"
Di Ting also knew that these two crazy bosses had some differences in common sense, so he explained: "Gandharva is good at confusing men. She has this kind of self-confidence and it is within the normal scope of operation."
Fei'er looked at the two males with disdain. They felt a coldness in their crotches for no reason. Deng Xiu immediately made a comment: "Going to find bad luck in those monks?" After confirming their eyes, the three of them were ready to sharpen their knives.
Di Ting said weakly: "Can I ask for leave?"
The two unscrupulous hosts said viciously: "We're looking for stew!" Di Ting's eyes welled up with tears. The two of them clapped their hands in tacit understanding, but Di Ting suddenly felt that with such two insane hosts, they were really not as good as the bald liars before.
At least the bald head doesn't do anything too scary, but it would be more embarrassing if he doesn't do anything that is not dangerous. He is actually a good boy. While the two of them were discussing how to settle accounts with those bald heads, He secretly contacted Ksitigarbha and said, "Run away quickly. Two lunatics are going to trouble you. I have to follow them, otherwise they will become a mess. That Gandharva is too arrogant and bad."
When Ksitigarbha received the news, his face immediately darkened. He reported the matter to the Buddha and said: "According to what Ting Ting said, the spirits of those two people in the underworld are obviously different from ordinary people, and they cannot be reasoned with. This time it was also Gandharva who entered rashly." , which caused the disaster. According to the information obtained by the underworld, it seems that the female King of Hell is not opposed to finding a new love for the mortal King of Hell, but the prerequisite is that it must be pleasing to the eye."
In fact, Feier has been looking for a harem for Deng Xiu intentionally or unintentionally since the fairy came down. But so far, she hasn't been too attracted by it. How should I put it, either she looks very sorry, or she seems to have a very sorry temper. There are also characters who are very apologetic. She doesn’t seek to be perfect, but you can’t really feel sorry for the audience, right?
Also, Deng Xiu must be able to hold it, otherwise it will be quite embarrassing, which is not easy to find. Her behavior is so obvious, people from all sides naturally have more thoughts, and Feier has always maintained that she will talk to that woman in the future. After all, it is Deng Xiu who lives his life, and there must be someone he likes.
It's just that the woman in front of me is a bit too mean and I can't bear it! Fei'er educates: "There are so many women in the underworld, you can't find a reliable one. Even if you force yourself to do it, you, the king of hell, will bully others. You will be embarrassed if someone rapes you." ?”
Deng Xiu explained: "Didn't I get drugged?"
Fei'er slapped him on the head: "The Book of Life and Death is just a decoration for you? If you're not sure what to pay attention to, just flip through it. It will definitely give you a lot more attention than you think." There is no problem with this statement, but it is simply useless to complain.
Deng Xiu scratched his head and agreed to this problem. If you don't know whether the book of life and death is reliable, then you will have to go through a trap! He happily took the book of life and death and took a picture of Fei'er. Fei'er slapped her again and said angrily: "
Are you short-sighted? Are you short-sighted? I gave this to you, and you can use it for me. Have you ever seen any zombies on the roster? You won’t be on the list anymore, okay?"
Deng Xiu clicked, looked to the side and listened. Gouzi felt very weak. Fei'er complained: "It seems that there is no cure. This IQ is hopeless. I don't know if the old man's elixir has any side effects, or if there is any after-sales service."
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The system complained: "Ding, zombies can't be eaten anyway, so they are definitely the best experimental subjects."
Fei'er clicked and curiously entered the chat group and asked: "Uncle Tian, have you ever been forcefully promoted by an old man to eat something strange? Can you withstand the side effects?"
Pan Rutian made an angry expression and said: "I can resist, but the one next to you may not. It is recommended not to eat the old guy's food rashly, it is easy to get up." Fei'er offered it bit by bit again, and it was indeed the best.
A qualified guinea pig!
Sighing, they had not yet decided whether to go to the Buddhist world to rob, but they received an invitation to the Peach Banquet. What could they say, they decided to go there with special food and show off the blood on their faces.
So while waiting for the peach banquet, what the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor saw were pizza, instant noodles, and spicy strips. Others didn’t know it, but anyway, the God of Cookery wanted to become a disciple on the spot. Fei’er said calmly: “I’ll ask Brother Xiu to make some for you another day.
It’s a food encyclopedia, it’s not difficult. All you have to do is to be familiar with the ingredients and seasonings, and use it freely.”
What can the God of Cookery say? He must acquiesce! He doesn’t have this level, so why should he be the God of Cookery? He’ll just hit him to death. Anyway, they are not good at socializing. Fei’er even looked around, took a closer look, and fully turned on the onlooker mode.
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Along the way, many male and female fairies showed their charms to them, and the two had completely opposite reactions. Feier almost let it go, but Deng Xiu was almost in the mode of protecting the cubs throughout the whole process.
Everyone seems to understand that seducing women can only cause war, but women seem to care less about sovereignty. If you plan well, you can definitely achieve the desired effect. It's just that it's a bit difficult at this level. After all, at the same time,
They all also found that this couple was really a couple, they almost looked like two psychopaths, which was too embarrassing.
After walking around for a while, Fei'er actually found someone she liked. When she asked, it was Plum Blossom Fairy. She decided to get acquainted with Deng Xiu. It was also a good thing to have one more person to take care of this guy.
Her behavior made Deng Xiu even more vigilant. He always felt that his wife was digging a hole for him. In this way, under the inexplicable desire to survive, the entire peach banquet was filled with a strange atmosphere, and the Buddhists even looked at the Plum Blossom Fairy.
In this way, the casting was chosen to communicate with Deng Xiu.
The communication was quite unsmooth. Di on the side covered his face when he heard it. He talked with a duck and praised the communication mode of these people. Sigh!