Luo Feifei was disgusted and retorted: "You haven't shaved your head." Brother Monkey choked directly, not knowing how to continue with these words, forget it, just eat obediently.
Shi Qing added: "It seems that this old monk likes to cheat Sister Fei most of her food, which makes Sister Fei hate anyone with a bald head." Brother Monkey scratched his head, eh, I really can't complain, what did that old man do?
Instead, it was Fei'er who asked: "Monkey, since you are a monk, why don't you eat anything? Why do you eat everything?"
The monkey froze, then waved his hand and said: "As long as I don't go to fight with others, they don't care what I eat at all. What's more, I only eat fruits, meat and the like most of the time to satisfy my cravings, and the wine is just for me."
It won't work." Fei'er felt a little disgusted. She poured the monkey wine into her gourd of creation and calmly sipped the medicinal wine. There was no other way, her body needed to repair as soon as possible.
After drinking a pot of medicinal wine, she entered a dazed state again. She leaned on Brother Monkey's shoulder, pulled out one of his monkey hairs, tilted her head and shouted: "Change." She breathed and let go, but the monkey hair was still there.
The monkey hair slowly fell to the ground. Looking at the monkey hair, she asked doubtfully: "Hey, can't you change things at will? Isn't your hair valuable just for this? Plug out a few for me to play with." Brother Monkey suddenly said.
His face turned dark, and he finally realized why everyone didn't allow this girl to drink.
Brother Monkey was very depressed and explained: "Hey, sister, the hair on my body is not all Ruyi monkey hair, okay? Those monkey hairs were specially refined by me, what do you think?"
Hearing this, Fei'er looked at Brother Monkey sincerely, and then started plucking her hair randomly. Brother Monkey also had a bad temper. If a girl plucked her hair without saying a word, everyone would be angry!
Roaring, Brother Monkey immediately entered the Fatian Xiangdi.
Just halfway through the change, I heard a slap on my shoulder, and a certain drunk girl was clapping happily. Brother Monkey suddenly felt depressed. Sure enough, drunk men are regardless of gender. Look at the monkey hair that has been plucked, and then
Look at a woman whose IQ is obviously not very online.
He inhaled and exhaled without getting angry! After several times in a row, he returned to his normal appearance. He threw Fei'er out and hit Uncle Ya directly. Fei'er couldn't stand firm at all, and was hit by a blow from this side.
Damn, the two of them were directly stuck together, as if there was a wall behind them, but there was no surprise when they kissed.
Fei'er was very confused, why did she fly here? Weren't she just plucking monkey hair? Uncle Ya sighed, he should do it by himself. Fei'er was confused, and poked Uncle Ya's face, pinched and rubbed it.
, sniffed with his nose, and said even more doubtfully: "Hey, it doesn't seem to be a monkey? This is a real uncle."
Uncle Ya helplessly reached out and pointed back: "The monkey is behind you." Fei'er staggered around and Uncle Ya helped her several times to make sure she didn't fall.
After confirming the monkey's position, it was obvious that he had been thrown out. He looked left and right, and Uncle Ya found a stone on the ground. This kind of thing should not have much fighting power. It felt like the girl was going to fight. Fei'er took the brick.
, and threw it according to the monkey's position. A bag was visible to the naked eye on Brother Monkey's head.
Brother Monkey roared: "Damn girl." Bang, there was another stone. Brother Monkey rushed up with a stick. Fei'er was not polite to him, took a sip of wine, rushed forward and started to fight with fists and fists. Brother Monkey also
He has a stick in his hand, but he gets depressed just by using it. Is this a fight? It’s just crazy scratching. Scratching, pinching, scratching, where are the moves you promised?
A group of onlookers looked at Dang's shame and said that this girl could not be allowed to drink. He later discovered that Shitou's stubbornness was also very troublesome for him. From the beginning to the end, this woman seemed to want to pluck a few wishful monkey hairs.
After going back and forth several times, Brother Monkey tragically discovered that he had several bald patches on his body. Although they were all stone spirits, he also knew that a good man would not fight with a woman. This time, the boat capsized in the gutter.
Fei'er complained while chatting: "Are all monks liars? They say that some monkey hair can change things, but they still bully mortals. Where is your Buddha's face?" Pull, pull, pull.
Brother Monkey was very depressed. It was a rare feeling like a scholar meets a soldier. Fei'er, who was drunk, only had two things left in her mind: Ruyi Monkey Hair and using her to beat an idol.
Brother Monkey planned to use brute force to control this girl, but soon he discovered that this girl was very strong and her strength was evenly matched with his own, and he was not able to strike hard, which made it even more embarrassing, with a sad look on his face.
What's even more embarrassing is that he is about to be plucked into a bald monkey. Fei'er doesn't care about that. All he wants to do is pluck it out. He knows that there is no hair on the monkey to pluck out, so he stops talking. It's just a patch of hair, but there really isn't any.
Find a monkey hair that can change.
Unwilling to be reconciled, she continued to search, but Brother Monkey was clean and tidy. No need to search, anyone could tell that there was nothing hidden. Fei'er was disgusted: "Brother Monkey, you are so poor." What a critical attack! He is a monkey monster, he wants those things.
What's the use of money? The problem is, he is an immortal, but he is despised by mortals, and he is a bit autistic. This is only the second time he has been bullied since he was a child.
He just looked at the drunk woman in front of him and sighed. Shi Qing next to him covered his face and didn't have the courage to look. Sure enough, sister will always be sister, even brother can't do it. Fei'er happily piled monkey hair on Uncle Ya
In front of him, he said seriously: "Monkey will pay you."
Uncle Ya's head was covered with black lines, and Brother Monkey's head was also covered with black lines. He asked seriously: "What are these monkey hairs for?" Then he took out a piece of monkey hair, blew on it, and shouted: "Change."
"Still no response.
The world was quiet again. Seeing the drunk man's eyes looking over again, Brother Monkey was depressed and burst into tears. At this time, the soul-soothing stone in the underworld couldn't stop laughing. Brother Monkey was also bullied, and he was certain of one thing.
My sister is my forever sister. Even if my eldest brother comes, I will suffer a loss. She is not suitable for drinking. He sighed again and thought it would be better to squat quietly. He felt that this sister was a bit crazy.
Next, Fei'er pulled Uncle Ya to blow the monkey's hair, and complained impatiently: "Damn monkey, the quality of your hair is too poor!" Uncle Ya's mouth twitched, and he calmly gave in.
You know, this girl is going to make trouble with the monkey again. Could it be that those who have changed from stone are simple-minded and irritable?
Seeing Fei'er coming over again, Brother Hou surrendered decisively. He didn't think the girl had the sense to be reasonable at this moment: "Wait, wait, I told you, those hairs need to be sacrificed again before they can be used. Yours
Is it time for your IQ to come online?”
After just saying that, Fei'er had already climbed on his head, muttering something in her mouth while tapping Brother Monkey on the head, "Okay, everyone is sure that this girl's IQ will never come back for the time being, Uncle Ya."
Resigned to his fate, he helped pick up the monkey hair and sent it to a place where Brother Monkey could reach it.