“Hey, the mechanical keyboard I bought has finally arrived. I’ll record an unboxing video to commemorate it!”
"Tear!"
"I...go to???w(?Д?)w"
Looking at the mechanical keyboard in front of him, Jiang Bai was completely dumbfounded.
This...are you sure this is a new keyboard you bought?
The entire keyboard is covered with a vague layer of greasy dirt, and many of the keys are patinated and look shiny under the light, especially the four "QWER" keys, where the letters have been worn away.
There is a lot of cigarette ash and hair in the gaps between the keys, and many keycaps are loose and feel like they will fall off at any time.
Jiang Bai pressed a few keys at random, but half of them had no elasticity and did not rebound at all after pressing them.
This "beaten" appearance indicates that it has been serving in the Internet cafe for at least four or five years, and it has received tens of thousands of customers!
Jiang Bai took out the express box and looked at the express delivery form. He was sure that it was his own, but how could it be such a scrap?
Jiang Bai was born in Blue Star and grew up in Xia Kingdom. He just graduated from college less than two years ago and currently works in a small game company in Longcheng. His position is the legendary "dog planner".
Like most young people, Jiang Bai likes to play games. He is a good and fun-loving type. Because he is short of money, he has always used the "Single Feihe" keyboard sold by Baobao for 29 yuan and 9 free shipping.
No, after getting paid two days ago, Jiang Bai reluctantly spent a huge amount of money (198 yuan) to buy a mechanical keyboard in the live broadcast room of Douyin anchor "Chen Sanjin".
This was the first time Jiang Bai bought a mechanical keyboard in his life. For this reason, he spent a long time on Baidu and finally decided on the blue switch.
But he never expected that his "first time" would actually be dedicated to a piece of junk with a passenger volume of tens of thousands...
Jiang Bai was so angry that his face turned green.
He opened Douyin and sent a private message to Chen Sanjin: "Hello, I bought a 198 mechanical keyboard from your live broadcast room two days ago, but the keyboard I received was almost scrapped and can't be used at all. Can you send me a message?
Wrong?"
Later, "Kacha" took a photo and sent it.
However……
Three minutes have passed...
Five minutes have passed...
Ten minutes have passed...
The message seemed to be lost in the ocean, and the other party never responded.
During this period, Jiang Bai wiped the keyboard with wet wipes several times before he could barely get started. Then he connected the laptop and tried it, and found that almost one-third of the keys were malfunctioning.
He endured his anger and sent another message to Chen Sanjin: "Are you here? I want to return the goods! What you sent is completely different from what was introduced in the live broadcast room! What I bought is a brand new mechanical keyboard, and what you sent me doesn't work.
Is it a discarded keyboard that was eliminated from an Internet cafe?"
At this time, Chen Sanjin finally replied: "What are you talking about? I am a big V with hundreds of thousands of fans. As for cheating your three melons and two dates?"
"I always deliver goods directly to the flagship store, and all shipments are shipped directly from the flagship store. How could there be a scrapped keyboard!"
"Young man, you must be young. Let me advise you to keep your feet on the ground. Don't follow those crooked ways to blackmail people!"
Seeing this reply, Jiang Bai was so angry that his blood pressure rose and his anger started to rise.
Good guy, before I even said anything, you actually slapped me down, and the bad guy complained first!
He gave full play to his hand speed, which he had been single for more than 20 years, and typed quickly to reply: "You said I blackmailed people? You can look at the photos I took. The keyboard you sent is indeed broken! It doesn't work at all!"
!”
Later, I took another photo and sent it.
Chen Sanjin: "I'm open for business, can I sell you defective products? I, Chen Sanjin, am well-known among the bloggers who bring goods! All the goods I bring have inspection certificates! Don't use the ones you use.
The keyboard is here to blackmail me! If you continue to be so unreasonable, I will call the police!"
Jiang Bai took a deep breath: "I won't argue with you, just give me a return and refund and that's it."
Chen Sanjin: "Yes, but what we send you is a brand new keyboard without any quality problems. You must ensure that the keyboard you send back is intact and will not affect secondary sales, otherwise we will not agree to the refund request."
Before Jiang Bai could reply, Chen Sanjin sent another text: "I've seen people like you a lot. Two days ago, someone applied for a return and refund, but ended up sending an empty package back. You
It doesn’t matter if you say it’s irritating or not.”
"I'm just confused. You have sound arms and legs, but you have to blackmail people online for whatever bad things you do."
"Young man, you are still young. You must not embark on the road of crime."
Seeing Chen Sanjin's reply, Jiang Bai was so angry that his liver ached.
He didn't speak to the other party again and directly applied for a refund.
But as soon as the application was sent out, it was rejected within three seconds.
Then it shows that it has entered the platform intervention stage.
However, Jiang Bai knew that Douyin Mall was not the same as Moubao. The platform's intervention time was slow and its intensity was very small.
It is possible that this matter may be delayed for months, and even if the platform intervenes, it is not certain what the final result will be.
Although this keyboard is only 198 yuan, it is enough to last for a while.
The salary he gets now is just over 20 RMB 198 a month.
Moreover, aside from the quality issues of the keyboard itself, the anchor’s attitude is quite irritating.
"Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!"
"Don't be angry, don't be angry. I won't be angry when others are angry with me. If I get sick from anger, there will be no one to take care of me!"
"Zhuo! I can't help but be angry, I can't convince myself!"
Jiang Bai couldn't swallow this breath no matter what.
This kind of bad behavior must be punished!
At this moment, an electronic synthesized sound suddenly sounded in Jiang Bai's mind:
[Bang! It has been detected that the host has a strong desire to be more real, and the "Jeruer System" has been successfully bound! 】
[The event "Shoddy goods" is automatically unlocked. 】
[In response to this incident, 1 million virtual funds have been received and 1,000 virtual accounts have been created. 】
【System Description:】
[1. Virtual gold can only be used for the currently unlocked event and cannot be used for other purposes. The remaining virtual gold will be automatically recovered after the event is completed. 】
[2. There is no problem with the source of virtual money, and the final right of interpretation belongs to this system. 】
[Third, the system will randomly unlock relevant events based on the host’s real-life experience, and issue corresponding rewards based on the completion of the events. For other things, the host is asked to explore by himself. 】
[Supplementary note: In today's society, most people adhere to the thinking of "one thing is worse than one thing less", and it has become normal to muddle along, swallow their anger, and suffer losses as blessings. On the contrary, some serious people are criticized as having low emotional intelligence and being petty. This system The ultimate goal is to change this bad social atmosphere. This society needs some serious people!]
After hearing this voice, Jiang Bai's brain shut down and he was stunned for four or five seconds.
Then he came back to his senses.
So... this is the standard equipment of the legendary protagonist - the system?
Jiang Bai is also an old bookworm. He has read between 1,000 and 800 online novels since he was a child, so he is naturally no stranger to the system.
However, I have neither traveled through time nor been reborn, and my parents are still alive and have a happy family. I have not been dumped by my money-worshiping girlfriend, nor have I been stepped on by the arrogant rich second generation. I don’t look like the protagonist in any way.
But this is not important. What is important is that with the help of the system, you can definitely safeguard your rights and interests and make the unscrupulous anchors pay the price!
Jiang Bai's eyes gradually brightened.
Soon, you can see the unscrupulous dog crying and crying!
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P.S. The system in this book is just a tool. It is only responsible for activating events and issuing rewards. It will not have too many unnecessary interactions with the protagonist, let alone have any sense of autonomy.