The rental house that Jiang Bai rented was divided into six rooms. In order to make it easier to distinguish, the landlord posted a number on the door of each room. The location near the door was No. 1, and the innermost one was No. 6.
Jiang Bai lives in Room 5.
"Squeak!"
The door of Room 1, which is close to the door, opens slowly.
A small head poked out.
He was a little boy, with a thick head and a thick head, looking about five or six years old. He had a big nose and the chest of his clothes was full of traces left by the dried nose.
He poked his head out and looked back and forth a few times, then ran out, picked up the takeout placed at the door very skillfully and naturally, and returned home.
It was as if the takeaway was his own.
"Xiao Hao, you took out food from others again!"
In the room, a man was lying on the bed and writing funny words. When he saw it, he scolded him.
But his tone and expression didn't mean the slightest bit of reproach. Instead, there was a faint hint of encouragement.
All he had to do was touch his son's dog head and say "nice job" with a smile.
This room is a little larger than the one Jiang Bai lives in. It is estimated to be more than thirty square meters. It is the largest room in this partitioned rental house. It was converted from the original living room and has a kitchen, bathroom, and a small room. balcony.
It can be said that although a sparrow is small, it has all five internal organs.
There was a family of three living in the room.
The male host's name is Wu Zhengyi, the female host's name is Liu Lian, and this tough-looking little boy is named Wu Zihao, nicknamed Xiaohao, and he is their son.
Hearing his father's words, Xiao Hao sniffed and said nonchalantly: "I like pizza, and you don't buy it for me. Of course I get pizza through my own efforts."
"My son has a bright future."
Wu Zhengyi walked over, stroked his son's dog head, took the takeaway from his hand and looked at it.
There was a note on the order saying it was for dogs.
"Excuse me! This kid must have deliberately called me a dog!" Wu Zhengyi's face darkened, and while unpacking the takeout, he cursed in a low voice: "I eat your takeout just because I think highly of you. How stingy! I only want you in the future. If you still live here, you can’t even take a bite of shit!”
As the pizza box is opened, the steam is steaming and the aroma wafts away.
"It smells so good! Dad, I want to eat, I want to eat!" Xiao Hao shouted impatiently.
"Don't worry, let me have a taste first."
Wu Zhengyi put on his gloves, picked up a piece of pizza and put it in his mouth, commenting while eating: "Well, the pizza in this store is really good, with plenty of ingredients and very chewy."
“I just don’t know what flavor of pizza this time is, it wasn’t written on the order, but it’s quite delicious.”
"It's delicious. Hey, it's really good. This guy is not a good person, but he's pretty good at eating."
Soon, Wu Zhengyi put a piece of pizza into his mouth.
The little Hao next to me was so excited that it flew down three thousand feet. He didn't even wear gloves, so he just grabbed it and ate it.
"Why are my teeth sticky? It's a fly in the ointment, a fly in the ointment..."
Wu Zhengyi cooed, picked up the ice black tea, unscrewed the bottle cap and took a sip.
He smacked his lips.
"The iced black tea in this western restaurant is different, much better than the one in Tongyi." Wu Zhengyi nodded with satisfaction.
Then he raised his neck and drank most of the bottle in one breath.
"Hiccup~"
He let out a long burp.
Then he picked up another piece of pizza and ate it.
The father and son were devouring each other.
At this time, a woman came out of the bathroom, sniffed her nose, and said doubtfully: "Hubby, did you buy durian secretly?"
"No."
"Then why do I seem to smell the smell of roasted durian..."
Wu Zhengyi waved: "Honey, come here and try this pizza. It's delicious."
"Taking other people's takeaways again? Xiaohao, how many times have I told you, why do you never change it?"
Liu Lianyang said angrily, then sat at the table, put on disposable gloves naturally, picked up a piece of pizza and started eating.
As soon as she took a bite, she felt something was wrong.
"Why does this pizza taste a bit like durian... Huh? What is this?"
Liu Lian frowned and stared at a small lump of black stuff on the pizza that looked like beef cubes.
She picked it up, put it in her mouth and chewed it slowly.
Suddenly, his expression changed.
It looks as ugly as eating Rexiang.
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
Wu Zhengyi patted his wife's back gently and said: "Honey, please eat slowly, you're going to choke."
Across the table, Wu Zihao finished a piece of pizza, took a big sip of iced black tea, and muttered: "Why does it look like urine?"
"Ouch!" Liu Lian was still retching and couldn't even say a word.
Wu Zhengyi glared at his son, "What nonsense are you talking about? This is iced black tea produced abroad..."
"But it's really similar. I drank it secretly before, and it tasted like this..." Wu Zihao said confidently, holding his neck.
"you……"
What else does Wu Zhengyi want to say?
At this time, Liu Lian raised her hand and swept it across the table.
The pizza and iced tea all fell to the floor.
"Honey, why are you crazy?"
"Stop eating it! The pizza is full of shi!" Liu Lian shouted.
"What!?"
Wu Zhengyi was stunned.
He quickly picked up the pizza in his hand and looked at it carefully, then brought it to his nose and smelled it twice.
"It's... it's really shit!"
Wu Zhengyi's eyes suddenly shrank, and his expression suddenly changed.
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
…
The family felt as if there was a blender running crazily in their stomachs, and they began to gush like crazy, almost vomiting out their internal organs.
The disgusting smell severely irritated the nasal cavity and taste buds.
There is also the even more terrifying psychological shadow...
The whole room was filled with an indescribable smell. I was afraid that even if the old man came in, he would have to hold his nose and exit.
"This, this bastard must have done it on purpose. I'm going to find him to settle the score!"
Wu Zhengyi's face was extremely ferocious. He stood up holding the wall and went to ask Jiang Bai for compensation. "If he doesn't compensate us one hundred and eighty thousand, I will never be done with him! No... Wucao!"
"Cuckoo!"
My stomach was protesting like crazy.
It was like a torrent rushing towards Pi Yanzi.
Wu Zhengyi trembled, his body suddenly straightened, his legs tightened, and his sphincter muscles tightened.
There are too many waste materials and various bacteria in it. The human body will easily have diarrhea after ingesting it directly...
And Wu Zhengyi ate the most.
Plus the psychological effect.
All I can say is that the news came so fast, like a tornado...
"No no no..."
"Pfft!"
"Wu Cao! Wu Zhengyi, you **** your pants pockets!"
"Dad, please stop pulling me because I'm scared!"
Wu Zhengyi took a deep breath and showed a relieved smile on his face.
Forget it, accept your fate.
It’s great to be released...
Wu Zihao hid at the door, covering his mouth with a horrified look in his eyes.