Jiang Bai sat at the dining table, looking at the delicious tomato scrambled eggs, braised prawns, steamed fish and fish-flavored eggplant in front of him, and couldn't help but move his index fingers.
You know, before today, he was still a novice in the kitchen.
His cooking skills are limited to being able to skillfully cook instant noodles and quick-frozen dumplings. If he performs exceptionally well, he may be able to successfully poach an egg.
But now Jiang Bai has the god-level ability of "becoming proficient at ease". He just watched a few cooking instruction videos and cooked four pretty good dishes for the first time.
Although it is not as good as a chef, the quality is definitely better than the home-cooked food made by ordinary people.
So, let’s get started!
Eating food cooked by myself gives me a sense of accomplishment.
Jiang Bai had a good appetite. He finished three bowls of white rice and ate through four dishes.
Finally, I lay on the sofa, stroking my round belly, burping, and felt extremely satisfied.
As for tableware...
Let the dishwasher do it for you.
Jiang Bai couldn't help but sigh, the dishwasher is really the greatest invention in the world.
After Jiang Bai had eaten and drank enough, he watched an action movie, took a hot bath, and then went to bed.
This kind of life is simply too corrupt.
But...it's so cool!
Jiang Bai shouted in his heart.
It didn't take long for him to fall asleep.
Sudden.
"squeak--"
A sharp, harsh sound that made people's nerves tremble and their scalp numb suddenly sounded.
Just imagine, the sound of scratching the glass with a fingernail is amplified ten times, or the sound of a set ruler scratching a blackboard is amplified ten times.
How do you feel?
Anyway, Jiang Bai woke up instantly and had goosebumps all over his body.
He even broke out in sweat.
Jiang blinked in confusion and raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead.
He wasn't even sure whether the sound just now was an illusion, a dream, or something real.
Jiang Bai turned on the air conditioner and set the timer.
The cool breeze blew away, driving away the sweltering heat, and I felt instantly refreshed.
Jiang Bai couldn't help but sigh, air conditioning is really the greatest invention in the world.
Then he picked up the cup on the bedside table, drank some water, and fell asleep again.
But just when Jiang Bai was about to fall asleep in Minmi Huhu...
"Dong! Dongdong!"
Jiang Bai was awakened again.
There was a sound like hitting a ball from upstairs.
Jiang Bai suddenly felt annoyed, picked up his phone and took a look.
2 a.m.
"Are you sick? You're playing ball in the middle of the night?"
Jiang Bai just finished speaking.
"Squeak-squeak!"
The sharp sound from before also sounded.
It seemed like...the sound of tables and chairs being dragged.
And it's a very heavy table and chair.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak!"
"Dongdongdong!"
"..."
Instead of showing any signs of abating, this movement has intensified.
One after another, you fade and I grow.
Jiang Bai was completely sleepless.
He is now more awake than ever.
Lying on his back on the bed, his face was filled with despair.
I'm so stupid, really.
The flag should not have been set in the first place.
He also said that his neighbors were harmonious and he didn't encounter any bad neighbors who disturbed the people. He didn't expect to be slapped in the face so quickly.
A few more minutes passed.
The movement hasn't stopped yet.
Jiang Bai couldn't bear it anymore, so he got dressed and went out.
Whatever I say today, I have to go upstairs to have a good head-banging session.
Soon, Jiang Bai came to the 20th floor angrily and stood in front of door 2004.
This house was right on top of his head.
Jiang Bai stood at the door and took two deep breaths to suppress his anger.
He came here to solve the problem.
Not looking for trouble.
Violence is always the worst way to solve problems.
Let's talk calmly first.
"Ding Dong! Ding Dong!"
Jiang Bai pressed the doorbell.
Soon, the door opened.
Jiang Bai took a look and thought, oh, isn't this an acquaintance?
He has black-framed glasses and a slender back. This person is Wang Defa.
"What are you doing?"
Wang Defa stared at Jiang Bai with an unkind expression, looking up and down.
Jiang Bai reacted the moment he saw him.
Co-author This is not an accident or a coincidence, it is malicious revenge!
After understanding this, Jiang Bai naturally wouldn't give him a good look: "Would you like to see what time it is now!"
"If you don't sleep in the middle of the night, others will still be sleeping."
"What do you want to do when you are sitting at home, shooting balls and dragging tables?"
Wang Defa sneered and said, "I can do whatever I want in my own home. Do you have any control over it?"
Jiang Bai said in a deep voice: "I really can't control what you do at home, and I have no interest in doing so."
"However, you deliberately made noise, which has seriously affected my normal life. This is a nuisance!"
"I hope you can stop this illegal behavior immediately!"
Wang Defa smiled disdainfully, crossed his arms across his chest, and looked at Jiang Bai sideways, his expression as mean as possible: "What if I don't? Are you going to bite me?"
"you!"
Jiang Bai was immediately furious.
Wang Defa leaned against the door frame and said lazily: "As a friendly reminder, this is my home, and there are surveillance cameras everywhere. If you really dare to attack me, I will beat you to death without going to jail!"
While he was talking, the old woman Zhao Liping walked to the door carrying a kitchen knife.
"Is it you?"
Seeing Jiang Bai, Zhao Liping's expression changed slightly, and she said to Wang Defa: "Afa, this is the guy who bullied the handsome guy in the elevator today!"
"Huh? How dare you bully my son when you step on a horse?"
Wang Defa suddenly became furious and punched Jiang Bai.
Although Jiang Bai has never practiced martial arts and has little fighting experience, he has good physical fitness and quick reactions.
He flexibly turned his body and dodged the punch perfectly.
Wang Defa himself was dodged, staggered two steps forward, and rushed out of the door.
"Oh shit!"
Wang Defa cursed, put his hands on the ground, turned over, and continued to attack Jiang Bai with red eyes.
But Jiang Bai didn't tolerate him this time.
Stepping forward, with quick eyes and quick hands, he grabbed Wang Defa's wrist and held his head down with the other hand.
With a sudden force.
He directly pressed Wang Defa's whole body against the wall.
"ah!--"
Wang Defa suddenly screamed.
Struggling like crazy.
He never expected that Jiang Bai, who looked so thin, could be so powerful.
Can't break free at all.
Jiang Bai said coldly: "Wang Defa, this is a public area, not your home. If you attack me first, even if I beat you to death, it is just self-defense!"
"You brag, if you dare, beat me to death!"
Wang Defa has a very tough mouth.
But seeing his eyes dodge, Jiang Bai knew that he was timid.
Jiang Bai laughed secretly in his heart.
What he called "legitimate defense" was purely to scare Wang Defa.
The judgment of self-defense is very strict.
As far as this incident is concerned, Jiang Bai has already controlled Wang Defa.
In other words, the latter can no longer attack him, let alone pose a threat to him.
In this case, if Jiang Bai continues to hurt Wang Defa, it will not be regarded as self-defense at all, but intentional harm!
The crime of intentional injury shall be punished by fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention or public surveillance;
Anyone who commits the crime in the preceding paragraph and causes serious injury shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years;
Anyone who causes death or causes serious injury or disability by particularly cruel means shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than ten years, life imprisonment or death.
In other words, Jiang Bai did not dare to continue taking action.
He wanted to send the bad guys in, but he didn't want to go in himself.
But it's obvious that Wang Defa is blind to the law and doesn't understand anything.
"You little bastard, let go of my son!"
When Zhao Liping saw this situation, she immediately became anxious.
Waving a kitchen knife.
But it's more of a deterrent.
Even if you stick your neck in front of her and ask her to chop it, she won't dare to do it.
"Bad guy! Let go of my dad! Let go of my dad!"
The naughty kid rushed out and punched and kicked Jiang Bai.
Li Xiaomei also ran to the door, held up her mobile phone, and shouted: "Let my husband go immediately, or I will call the police!"
"You should be lucky that a society governed by the rule of law has saved you."
Jiang Bai said calmly, and then let go of Wang Defa.
Wang Defa became angry and panting, but he did not dare to take action.
His face was distorted with anger.
"Aren't you doing all this just to force me to sell my parking space?"
Jiang Bai glanced at it and said expressionlessly: "I can tell you clearly that it is impossible."
"I would also like to advise you that you'd better stop this illegal behavior, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences!"
After saying that, he turned around and left.
"Stupid! I want to see who can't stand it first!"
Li Xiaomei cursed at Jiang Bai's back.
…
Jiang Bai returned home.
Sure enough, the sounds of "dongdongdong" and "zhizhizhi" came from upstairs again.
This time there are also "bang bangbang" and "dangdangdang".
It seems that a family of four went into battle together.
The duet became a quartet.
Jiang Bai used a wireless aerial camera to stick to the ceiling and recorded everything.
He also knew that simple audio and video recordings could not be used as evidence.
So I opened Jingdong and ordered a set of professional decibel recorders, and also bought several powerful floor shakers.