Volume 1 Origination Chapter 3 Cough, Condolences from Colleagues
Sitting in the room, looking at this familiar yet unfamiliar environment, how can Hang Tianyi adapt to this identity? Adapt to this world?
"Alas!" Hang Tianyi sighed. At this moment, a figure was reflected in the door and window. Through the door and window, Hang Tianyi recognized that the person who came was the little girl Liu Ruoxi.
"Did Da Guo sleep?" Liu Ruoxi's voice was clear and sweet. She could pronounce words clearly, but calling her "Da Guo" felt more friendly and she had been used to it since she was a child.
Hang Tianyi opened the door, looked at this little girl who was four or five years younger than him, and said, "Aren't you still asleep?"
Liu Ruoxi came into the room, mysteriously pulled Hang Tianyi to sit down at the table, and said: "Da Guo, you were so good at pretending to be dead today. You deceived us all. Teach me a lesson."
When my mother hits me again, I will use this trick to trick her!"
This little girl is twelve years old, but under the protection of her family, she is innocent and has no scheming intentions, but she is also a naughty and troublemaker.
In this Liu Mansion, she is really a little witch, and only in front of Hang Tianyi, the eldest brother who is not the eldest brother, she can still behave herself.
"No, what do you mean by my ability to pretend to be dead?" Hang Tianyi's eyes were confused. What does pretending to be dead mean? Your real eldest brother is already dead and cannot die anymore.
Liu Ruoxi's bright eyes suddenly shone: "Yes, this ability is amazing!"
Hang Tianyi was really speechless. What on earth was this girl thinking about?
Fortunately, at this time, Liu Ying came over: "Brother, Li Chunlai from the Yamen and Zhang Chenyu are here!"
Hang Tianyi has memories of these two people. They were colleagues in Kyoto Prefecture, and they also performed a mission together and went to the Royal Forbidden City Hongyuan.
Moreover, these two people are obviously agents, and like Hang Tianyi, they are fifth-grade spiritual officers of Zhenxuan Division.
Although Hang Tianyi did not remember what exactly happened in Hongyuan, the arrival of these two people was enough to prove his suspicion that it was by no means as simple as catching the suspect.
"What are they here for?" Liu Ruoxi temporarily forgot to ask Hang Tianyi for tips on pretending to be dead.
"Condolences!" Liu Ying couldn't help but laugh. He was working in the Yamen together. Well, he really knew how unreliable these two people were.
Hang Tianyi rolled his eyes: "These two bad friends, they went on a mission together, but they left me behind, and now they are here to express condolences to his grandma!"
There was something wrong with what he said. Hang Tianyi wanted to stop but he had already said it. Fortunately, Liu Ying was not in Hongyuan at that time, otherwise he would have been exposed right now.
When Hongyuan carried out the mission, Liu Ying was considered as a supporter. At that time, he arrived with a group of people from the Yamen, but other than seeing Hang Tianyi's body outside Hongyuan, he really didn't see anything else.
"Let's talk after seeing you, after all, everyone is here!" Liu Ying said.
"Have you told them the truth?" Hang Tianyi said.
Liu Yingdao: "It's not too late yet!"
Hang Tianyi chuckled and said, "I wonder what their expressions will be like when they see that I am still alive!"
Liu Ruoxi's beautiful big eyes blinked: "Well, this is worth looking forward to!"
In the living room of Liu Mansion, two young men of about twenty years old were sitting. They were dressed in police uniforms. At first glance, they looked a bit serious, but anyone with a discerning eye could tell at a glance that these two idiots were just pretending.
They were sitting upright, but those darting eyes completely betrayed themselves. They were struggling, bored, and wished they could get up and walk around, but this was their family after all.
The three brothers and sisters Hang Tianyi deliberately delayed time and did not enter the hall.
Zhang Chenyu and Li Chunlai sat there for nearly half a stick of incense, feeling really tormented. Zhang Chenyu said, "What's going on? You brought two cups of tea and ignored us?"
Li Chunlai thought to himself, this is what you want to talk to me. It's not that I'm rude, it's just that sitting here without talking makes his grandma uncomfortable.
"You have to understand, after all, this is a dead person! As a family member, we must be heartbroken. When they come later, we must express our condolences and accept the change!"
Li Chunlai feels good. His boss has been teaching him earnestly. No matter what he does, he must listen to all directions and observe all directions. Only in this way can he calmly deal with any sudden changes.
Li Chunlai felt that if someone from the Liu family passed by the hall and heard such understandable words, they would think he was polite.
Hang Tianyi outside the door rolled his eyes, "It's your family that's dead. These two not-so-serious colleagues are really nothing."
"You said let's work with Hang Tianyi and be friends, what should we give him as a gift?" Li Chunlai said, he thought this was what friends should do.
"Everyone is dead, what else can I give as a gift? Hang Tianyi likes beautiful women, so just make a few more paper figurines. Well, he also likes money, so he can also get some gold ingots made of paper!" Zhang Chenyu said in a serious tone.
Hang Tianyi listened to the gift-giving outside, but was still thinking about what kind of brains these two people had. They were really hopelessly insane.
I like beauties? Don’t you two pornographic women like them? Husbands sing and wives follow each other. What kind of story is this?
"No, last time we went to drink flower wine, Hang Tianyi really only drank wine. How could he like beautiful women?" Li Chunlai said.
Zhang Chenyu showed a slightly sophisticated smile: "How do those women in the brothel get into Hang Tianyi's eyes? Every time Gongsun..."
"Don't talk nonsense!" Li Chunlai looked around cautiously and interrupted Zhang Chenyu.
Zhang Chenyu's neck shrank slightly. He was really overly excited. Some people's names cannot be mentioned.
However, Hang Tianyi knew that the Gongsun mentioned by Zhang Chenyu was one of the three first-grade spiritual officers of Zhenxuan Division. In Zhenxuan Division, there was only one commander, and the remaining spiritual officers were divided among these three first-grade spiritual officers.
Under the command of the official commander.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! You can't talk nonsense. Well, let's get some paper beauties to burn..." Before Zhang Chenyu could finish speaking, Hang Tianyi's angry voice came from outside the house: "Burn your uncle,
Don’t frame me falsely!”
"I'm going to fake the corpse!" Li Chunlai saw Hang Tianyi walking outside the door, jumped up from his seat, threw a talisman and seal in his hand towards Hang Tianyi.
The spiritual officer of Zhenxuan Division is very good at catching demons and ghosts. Unfortunately, Hang Tianyi is not a ghost. The talismans drawn by these ghosts do not even have the slightest ray of light. They are like fallen leaves blown by the wind and fall to the ground.
It fluttered a few times and then stopped moving.
"Not a ghost?" Li Chunlai couldn't help but be startled.
"Fuck your grandma, what do you mean? You came to my house with some gadgets?" Hang Tianyi said angrily.
Li Chunlai and Zhang Chenyu were stunned for a moment. Liu Ruoxi walked into the house and picked up the talisman that fell on the ground. She almost died laughing.
In the Kyoto Prefecture of the Da Jing Dynasty, many charlatan warlocks often came. Well, they claimed to be masters of catching ghosts. Isn’t this what they drew on the talisman seals? It’s just that those masters of catching ghosts were beaten away by this little girl Liu Ruoxi.
How many.
Liu Ying walked into the hall full of questions. Some of what Zhang Chenyu said just now is really worthy of scrutiny. For example, who is the beauty that Hang Tianyi likes? Who is Gongsun?
"You're not dead?" It took a while before Li Chunlai came to his senses.
"No, what do you mean by cursing me now?" Hang Tianyi was really unhappy. He knew that these two people were very crazy, but they weren't that big, right?
Of course, Hang Tianyi understands that those who can enter Zhenxuansi are definitely not very nervous people.
Li Chunlai and Zhang Chenyu, one is good at tinkering with talismans and seals, and the other is quite accomplished in formations.