After Shuji Tsushima pretended to act out the script he was supposed to act in front of Shuichi Akai, he returned to the apartment with a solemn and serious expression.
After entering the door, the solemn expression on his face disappeared instantly and was replaced by casual joy, and he even started to hum a little tune.
"What would happen if you saw Osamu Dazai die with your own eyes?" Toru Amuro asked.
Kaa seems really determined to want Dazai Osamu to die.
Is the relationship between brothers really so acrimonious?
"Seeing him die with my own eyes? I would be jealous, very, very jealous." The black-haired boy with wild eyes first spoke with a raised tone, and then sighed.
It was obviously Dazai Osamu, why wasn't he the one who died?
Why is the other person so lucky?
He will be so jealous that he wants to die.
"So what did you tell the FBI?" Toru Amuro asked.
Didn’t you say that you wanted to witness the other person’s death with your own eyes? Is it really okay to be so jealous?
"Hey? I'm just talking~" Shuji Tsushima waved his hand.
Does anyone really believe what others say?
No matter how much you think, you can't believe what others say.
"The one-day limited sports boy will disappear..." Shuji Tsushima stood in front of the mirror and looked at himself.
Jersey, band-aid, baseball cap, white medical eye mask.
No matter how you look at him, he looks handsome and rebellious.
Of course, it's also very unfamiliar.
This is not the self he is used to.
He had almost forgotten his original appearance. He was confused, living on instinct, a mess of memories, and scattered true and false memories.
He was born today.
He possesses the characteristics and personality traits of Osamu Dazai from countless worlds at the same time.
If he stood in front of Dazai Osamu's acquaintances in other worlds and introduced himself as Dazai Osamu, would they be believed?
That should be the case, right? After all, the fragments that make up him belong to Osamu Dazai in the final analysis, but they are just Dazai Osamu from different worlds.
"What a pity..." Tsushima Shuji shook his head.
Midorikawa Mujo had already taken out his camera to take pictures.
With the flashing lights clicking, Shuji Tsushima poses naturally.
Scissor hands, touching the chin in deep thought, Keigo Atobe touching the mole of tears, the arrogant posture with arms akimbo...
Changing positions one after another.
Like a photo addict who is addicted to taking pictures, Shuji Tsushima is constantly posing, and Midorikawa is also constantly moving without pressing the shutter.
He even gave professional advice from time to time.
Just like a professional photographer.
"Wouldn't it be a pity if you took the photo and saved it?" Midorikawa Mu held up the camera and said with a smile.
In a short period of time, there were dozens of additional photos in the camera.
Toru Amuro was playing with the dog on the side, too lazy to pay attention to his nanny and the pampered brat.
"I want to burn these photos to my dead uncle. He will definitely be very happy when he sees them in hell." Shuji Tsushima said with a nostalgic look on his face.
"...Your dead uncle would have been very happy, but why...are you so sure that he will be in hell?" Toru Amuro stopped petting the dog.
Will anyone really mention their dead relatives and say that they are in hell? What will happen to them?
Obviously other people will talk about my parents in heaven and so on...
"But he is my uncle." Tsushima Shuji said with a matter-of-fact expression.
"How can my uncle go to heaven?" he asked righteously.
Haruhiko Oba is not a good person either. He is the controller of an American consortium and a black-hearted capitalist.
Although that person will not die, Oba Haruhiko's identity is indeed scrapped.
If you ask, you will definitely go to hell.
"You are such a good nephew." Amuro said coldly.
How filial.
Haruhiko Oba's humanoid AI in Sword Art Online is pretty good against Kaa.
When he first returned to the United States, Kaa was still holding the urn of Haruhiko Oba, looking very sad.
Now……
Just playing with the ashes.
Toru Amuro glanced at the urn that was placed in the cabinet with other ornaments and pushed to the innermost part.
If Oba Haruhiko found out, he would probably be so angry that he would crawl out on the spot.
"Really? I also think that I am a good nephew. When my dear uncle was still alive, he often said that I was the most perfect and well-behaved child he had ever seen..." Tsushima Shuji looked at Toru Amuro with a natural look on his face.
said.
Even after Haruhiko Oba died, that person still said the same thing, but he just changed his identity.
"I know why you are so filial." Toru Amuro chuckled.
Haruhiko Oba is used to it.
It's a pity that after he died, he couldn't understand how the child he spoiled treated him after his death.
"It's because of the excellent education from my family." Shuji Tsushima said without changing his expression.
"..." Midorikawa stopped talking without saying anything.
Excellent education, does it refer to the incident where Dazai Osamu set fire to his whole family? Or...is it something else?
These educations...how should I put it, are indeed excellent.
It is true that ordinary people cannot receive such an education.
"I'm going to take a shower and change clothes." Shuji Tsushima walked briskly towards the room.
After he entered the room, Toru Amuro and Mu Midorikawa sat on the sofa, one petting the dog and the other petting the cat. The atmosphere was inexplicably filled with the tranquility of the elderly.
Until a phone call broke their peace.
"I really don't want to answer it." Toru Amuro looked at the caller displayed on the phone screen with a look of disgust on his face.
"It's better to answer the call. If it's not important, Gin will not call." Midorikawa Musu said.
It should be something related to the mission, otherwise Gin wouldn't call them at all and would just treat them as if they didn't exist.
"So we still have to do missions while following Kaa?" Toru Amuro joked, but still answered the phone.
He did think so. Isn't it a difficult enough task to keep an eye on Kaa?
"Where's Kaa?" Gin's cold voice came after the call was connected.
Toru Amuro rolled his eyes at Mu Midorikawa.
Lo and behold, my father-in-law called.
Midorikawa Mu smiled after understanding his friend's eyes.
"He's taking a shower, what's the matter?" Amuro Toru's tone was also very cold and impatient.
"..." There was silence on the other end of the phone for a moment.
"One of the targets Belmod was previously responsible for has lost information and is not ready to cooperate with the organization's actions. You are responsible for getting rid of him." Gin's voice was like an emotionless robot issuing tasks.
"Where is the target information?" Toru Amuro asked.
There is no need to ask why this task was given to them. The organization and allocation of tasks itself is unreasonable.
They have a sniper, an intelligence agent, and Kaa, who is an all-purpose brick that can be moved wherever needed. It can be said that they are a perfect combination.
This means that they can receive all types of tasks.
"Vodka will be sent to your mailbox." Gin said and hung up the phone.