Chapter 903 Bai Zai: What happened to my simple brother?
?????????The boy with black hair and wild eyes met the eyes of the man with black hair and wild eyes.
"Good morning, dear brother~" Tsushima Shuji bent his left eye, smiled brightly, and said hello in a sweet voice.
????????People who don’t know just think that the relationship between brothers is very good.
???????Those who knew about it silently showed expressions of speechlessness or disgust.
For example, Bourbon, his expression clearly showed the aggrievedness of being disgusted but unable to say anything.
????????Another example is Scotland’s speechlessness.
?????????and Sora Sakai looked at it calmly.
?????????"You have a brother?" His eyes fell on the man in white clothes, but his words were directed at Tsushima Shuji.
"Yes, where are the brothers, right brother?" Shuji Tsushima said with a confident smile without hesitation.
"Of course, my dear brother." The man in white clothes looked lazily, as if it was a waste of energy to even look at other people, and he just went straight to the small sofa and sat down quietly.
"Long time no see, I really miss you, brother-sama~" Shuji Tsushima continued to pinch his throat and said in a sweet voice.
????????The man in white was sitting on the sofa with a cold and lazy expression, but he was sighing helplessly in his heart.
????????Let him do the same thing as the original body, pinching the throat and making the other person's voice sweet and disgusting... He can't do it.
????????If it were Osamu Dazai from Butei, he would definitely put down his face and join the main body to shamelessly disgust each other.
???????But I...can't do it.
???????After all, the character is calm and sinister... right?
"I miss you too." So he said in a deep tone that seemed to contain extremely complex emotions.
Tsushima Shuji trembled when he heard this, and he was so sick that he almost vomited on the spot.
Dazai Osamu in white gave him a silent look.
???????Dazai Osamu: Is it fun?
?????????Tsujima Shuji silently looked back at the other party.
?????????Tsujima Shuji: You are so disgusting.
????????Dazai Osamu withdrew his eyes.
???????Dazai Osamu: We are all the same.
"The eye contact between brothers? They are indeed brothers. They must have a very good relationship." The blond man smiled cheerfully and spoke in a sinister tone.
?????????Knowing that the relationship between Tsushima Shuji and Dazai Osamu is extremely complicated, and even Tsushima Shuji hates Dazai Osamu, he still said these words.
?????????It’s clear that he deliberately disgusted Shuji Tsushima.
????????The young man turned his head away with an expression of subtle disgust and resistance.
"There seemed to be something wrong with the atmosphere here before? Did you quarrel? Or..." The man in white had an elegant and low voice.
"Is it because someone doesn't understand the atmosphere?" His voice rose slightly with a questioning tone, but his face showed calm determination.
?????????Bourbon glanced at the other party.
?????????"You are really a good brother." He said meaningfully.
??????? Dazai Osamu is mocking him for not being able to see the atmosphere.
???????Because he was disgusting to Shuji Tsushima.
?????????He is really a crazy person who protects his younger brother.
"Brothers always look down on others bullying their younger brothers. To put it another way..." The man in white poured himself a cup of tea with natural and elegant movements.
?????????"Maybe I am the only one who can bully my younger brother?" he said slowly.
"My dear brother, will you join us in the hot spring tonight? Let everyone appreciate your figure, it is absolutely great." Shuji Tsushima said with anticipation.
?????????Quick! Show them my figure! I’m a little over 1.8 meters tall and have a perfect figure with six-pack abs!
Dazai Osamu in white paused slightly while drinking tea.
?????????The main body called me here to show off my flesh?
????????He looked at the main body with an expectant face.
??????? Dazai Osamu in white: This is a different price. I am not a prostitute.
"Let's take a hot spring bath together!" Shuji Tsushima said excitedly.
Shuji Tsushima: What do you think if I pay more to postpone the scene where you die?
????????The man in white lowered his eyes.
"Since my lovely brother has said so, of course I will not refuse." His tone was full of indulgence and helplessness.
????????The death plot is postponed? No, it’s best to arrange it in advance.
"I knew my dearest brother would never reject me." Shuji Tsushima's voice was so sweet that it made people feel chilled.
"Showing off your figure... No matter how good his figure is, it's still his, right? It can't change your current figure at all." Bourbon looked at Dazai Osamu in white.
????????The other party is wrapped up tightly, but how to say it...
The shirt and vest itself are quite close-fitting, so the other person’s figure can be seen even through the clothes.
????????The first reaction was that the other party’s waist was very thin and his shoulders were not narrow, and he probably had an inverted triangle figure.
????????There are probably muscles, after all, the other party is also in the organization. As for whether they have six-pack abs...
???????Not sure.
????????You can’t see the explosive power of the other party at all. Instead, he looks like an elegant young man who maintains his figure through fitness.
?????????Same as Shuji Tsushima.
?????????However, Tsushima Shuji looks thin and weak, but his strength... completely crushes them.
????????Maybe Osamu Dazai is the same, it just looks harmless.
"I will definitely be the same as him when I grow up. Imagine my future figure..." Shuji Tsushima said.
"Sorry, I can't imagine it at all." Bourbon interrupted him and apologized sincerely.
"I'm not interested in fantasizing about men's bodies. I have no special hobbies." Bourbon said.
?????????"Pfft hahaha cough cough..." Scotland couldn't hold back his laughter.
"I'm sorry, Kaa, I can't imagine it either." He apologized equally seriously.
????????Fantasy about a man’s body or something…
????????They don’t have this hobby.
"I feel like I'm going blind just thinking about it." Bourbon shook his head and sighed.
?????????"Huh?" Tsushima Shuji was at a loss.
"I don't want to appear in men's minds as the object of their fantasies. Shuji, have you... been exposed to something strange?" Dazai Osamu in white looked at the young man helplessly.
?????????I almost said with heartache, 'Why did my simple brother become a bad student?' 'What on earth have you been exposed to?' 'Why do you suddenly have this kind of hobby?'
"I just want you to know that I will have a better figure than you all when I grow up..." Shuji Tsushima's expression was numb and his tone was flat.
????????"Sure enough, a terrible adult would imagine that a simple child like me would be terrible." He said sadly.
?????????It seems to be lamenting that the world is declining and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be.
"Laphroaig is the only one who is normal." Shuji Tsushima looked at the silent red-haired young man beside him.
????????The other party remained silent except for asking about the brotherly relationship between Tsushima Shuji and Dazai Osamu at the beginning.
?????????Looks like the most normal one among the five.
"You two brothers are very similar." Laphroague, the only normal person, said perfunctorily without raising his head when he felt the gazes of the others. He continued to wear his headphones.
????????I don’t care about what other people say.
????????? Bourbon pulled off the other party's earphones, and screams and screams came from the earphones.
"Normal?" he joked.
"It's much more normal than you guys. Laphroaig is just a little hobby." Shuji Tsushima waved his hand.
"Want to listen together?" Laphroague asked.
????????? also didn’t mind Bourbon pulling off his earphones.
????????After all, he can still hear it, and he is happy to listen with others.
"Listen to yourself." Bourbon let go and the earphones fell on Laphroaig.
????????The red-haired young man put the earphones back on his own.