Volume 1 Rebirth of Luoxia Chapter 84 The Hateful Monkey
Su Ruxue stuck out her tongue and said angrily: "I didn't expect you to find out."
"Then can I still call you Xiaolin from now on?" Su Ruxue's beautiful eyes flashed, and she raised her head and asked.
"Why not? You can scream if you want." Lin Dongjiu put his hands behind his head and said nonchalantly.
"whee!"
Su Ruxue took the initiative to hold Lin Dongjiu's arm and asked happily: "Xiao Lin, tell me, why do we have to go in the opposite direction?"
Lin Dongjiu explained with a smile: "I was afraid that she would come and cause trouble, so I deliberately took the wrong path just now."
Su Ruxue said in confusion: "Then how are you sure that she will go down the wrong path?"
Lin Dongjiu replied: "Think about it, it is very difficult for an array master to calculate the orientation of the array eye, not to mention that it is a moving array eye. The compass in my hand is not an ordinary compass, it can directly point out the orientation of the array eye.
I heard that this array plate was passed down from Elder Xu Ming's ancestors. It is very precious anyway. He can lend it to me with confidence. I haven't thanked him properly yet.
Any formation master who has seen this compass should be able to see how good it is. She will definitely think that I rely on the compass to find my way according to the map, so I deliberately let her see my compass to make her think that the path I took before is
correct.
Even if she realizes she's going the wrong way halfway, by that time I've already got the final formation flag."
Su Ruxue's eyes popped up with little stars, and she exclaimed: "So you are so smart!"
Lin Dongjiu said speechlessly: "Brother has always been so smart, it's just that your little stupid brain never noticed it. Leave quickly, it will be troublesome if she comes back later."
"good!"
In this way, the two soon discovered the traces of the golden-haired monkey again.
In front of them was a monkey mountain, on which hundreds of monkeys could be vaguely seen swinging on vines in the forest.
The strange thing is that not only in the forest, but also in an open space not far away, there are hundreds of monkeys dressed in human clothes, holding swords, guns, swords and halberds they don’t know where they came from, imitating human moves and imitating them.
Practice in a certain way.
Seeing this bizarre scene in front of him at night, Lin Dongjiu thought he had arrived at Huaguo Mountain, and couldn't help but sigh that even the monkeys in this world of immortality were different from the monkeys on earth.
He thought it might be because of the spiritual energy that all these monkeys had developed spiritual intelligence and became monkey spirits.
The monkey holding the formation flag was lying on a branch, watching the monkeys' exercises with great interest.
Lin Dongjiu took out the sword and was about to go out to reason with the monkey. Su Ruxue quickly pulled Lin Dongjiu back and whispered:
"Xiao Lin, you are crazy. Haven't you heard of the reputation of the Dragon Burying Mountain Monkey Legion?"
"What group?"
Lin Dongjiu was stunned, what the hell is this monkey army?
Su Ruxue repeated it seriously: "It's the Dragon Burial Mountain Monkey Legion!"
"Hahaha..."
Lin Dongjiu couldn't help laughing, and said slowly:
"Then tell me how powerful this monkey army is."
"Don't laugh, these monkeys are really powerful."
Su Ruxue said solemnly: "The reason why this group of monkeys are called the Legion is entirely because they are well-trained and specialize in robbing immortal cultivators who come to explore the Dragon Burial Mountains in groups. The clothes they wear and the clothes they hold are in their hands."
The weapons he took were all snatched from the hands of immortal cultivators.
Not only that, they also imitate humans and are proficient in all kinds of moves. Ordinary immortal cultivators are no match for them. If you go there so rashly, it will be difficult to get the formation flag, and you will also be beaten by these monkeys."
Lin Dongjiu's smile froze there. If it was true as Su Ruxue said, he would kill them unprepared. One or two monkeys would be fine, but he would be able to beat hundreds of monkeys together.
"There's no other way to do it, it seems the only way is to outwit it!"
Lin Dongjiu thought for a while and said to the system: "System, I want to buy a few bananas."
"What quality of bananas does the host need? There are bananas of various prices in the mall for the host to choose from..."
"Give me the cheapest one!"
It's just a matter of buying a few bananas to use as bait. What quality should we pay attention to? Do we have to buy the best ones to serve the monkeys happily?
It’s really funny!
Lin Dongjiu took out the bananas he just bought and bought a rope to tie up the animals. He made a simple trap and threw it into the trap.
He made some noise to attract the attention of the monkey. After seeing the banana, the monkey ran over as expected.
Lin Dongjiu smiled secretly, a monkey is a monkey, as long as it covets this banana, it will be tied up with the animal rope, and then the rope can be taken up.
But instead of picking up the banana, the monkey peed on the banana. Obviously, this ordinary banana was not attractive to it.
It raised its red monkey butt in the direction where Lin Dongjiu was hiding, twisted it vigorously, and then ran back to the tree and lay down on its back with a look of disdain.
"This damn monkey!"
Lin Dongjiu's face suddenly fell. It seemed that the monkey had discovered him a long time ago and completely ignored him. After seeing through his tricks, he even humiliated him.
"System, give me the most expensive banana!"
Lin Dongjiu still didn't believe it. Since ordinary bananas couldn't attract it, then the best quality bananas would be the best!
"Congratulations to the host for your successful purchase. You will receive 1 Ambergris banana and spend 1,000 attention points!"
"It's a little expensive. Next time I buy something, you must quote me first. Don't let me make such a stupid mistake again."
Lin Dongjiu wanted to scold her, so he had no choice but to take out the ambergris banana. He wanted to see what the banana looked like and could sell for a thousand attention points.
This banana looks no different from an ordinary banana in appearance, except that its size is several times larger than an ordinary banana. It can be said to be like holding a watermelon.
But the banana itself gave off a strange fragrance. As soon as the banana came out, countless monkey heads turned around, and the training team immediately became commotion.
The monkey holding the formation flag jumped down upon seeing this, stood up and howled a few times, and the team suddenly became quiet. Such discipline really looked like a legion.
The monkey head salivated as it smelled the fragrant scent, but it did not move. Instead, it stared at the place where Lin Dongjiu was hiding with a vigilant look on its face, as if waiting for Lin Dongjiu to come out to see it.
Su Ruxue looked at the banana, then at the monkey head, and murmured:
"I didn't expect this monkey to be the leader."
Lin Dongjiu looked at the big treasure in his hand with some reluctance. Not to mention that this banana was fatally attractive to monkeys, even he coveted it.
The aroma of bananas was so fragrant that even when he smelled it, he felt like the gluttons in his body were about to stir up. If he took one bite, he could go without eating for a week.
When Lin Dongjiu thought that such precious bananas would be fed to a monkey, he suddenly felt his heart bleed.
Simply,
The more I think about it, the angrier I get!
The monkey waved the formation flag in the direction of Lin Dongjiu, danced and made a whining sound.
The meaning was already obvious. It knew that Lin Dongjiu wanted the thing in its hand, and it also wanted bananas and wanted to have a peaceful deal with Lin Dongjiu.
Lin Dongjiu understood immediately. He also had this idea. Unexpectedly, Hericium actually offered to trade, which really made him overjoyed. This couldn't be better!
Unexpectedly, before Lin Dongjiu could stand up straight or even take a step forward, more than a dozen icicles shot out from the grass opposite him, breaking the beautiful scene of peaceful coexistence between humans and animals.
The ice lings drew a perfect arc in the air and formed a circle around the monkey head, trapping the monkey head in it.
Then a white streamer flew out, wrapped around the formation flag in the monkey's hand and flew back.
"Oh my god, it's that little bitch, she really pisses me off!"
Lin Dongjiu directly used the mask of pain. He was so angry that he wanted to tie Hua Yueyao to a tree and beat her for three days and three nights.
Hua Yueyao walked out unhurriedly as before, and when she saw Lin Dong, the ninth queen, there was a bit of pride in her sly eyes.
She broke the formation flag, only to hear a roaring sound coming from the sky and the earth, and the heavy fog shrouding the deepest area of the Dragon Burial Mountain Range dissipated like an ebbing tide.
The fog has cleared, and the east has turned white. Now there is less than a stick of incense left before Mao hour, and the large formation arranged by Fengyinmen has finally been destroyed.
However, Lin Dongjiu couldn't be happy anymore. He resisted the urge to vomit blood, took a deep breath and said:
"This can help you find the position of the formation eye. I am convinced! I doubted your ability before, but now it seems that I have underestimated you. You are simply better than the formation elders of our sect!"
"I don't dare to take it seriously. I came into contact with formations at the age of five and became a junior formation master at the age of ten. What I am best at is searching for formation eyes."
Hua Yueyao responded lightly, but her cold eyes exuded eagerness, and her attitude changed from before:
"I wonder if this fellow Taoist can lend me a look at the compass in your hand. Yueyao will be very grateful. It wouldn't be a bad idea to have a casual meal with the fellow Taoist and talk about the formation."
"I didn't praise you at all! Sister!"
Lin Dongjiu was about to cry but had no tears. He understood clearly that this Hua Yueyao was not a normal person, but a complete narcissist.
Is there any mistake?
Who wants to have dinner with you?
It feels like a great honor to have a meal with you!
baffling!
Lin Dongjiu looked at the monkey head and the army of monkeys behind it, and swallowed silently.
The head of the monkey that was attacked was covered in monkey hair. It looked at Lin Dongjiu with a fierce light in its eyes, as if it had been deceived by humans and suffered great humiliation.
The monkey army behind it was even more ready to go, with ferocious expressions on their faces. Just waiting for the monkey head's command, they could submerge Lin Dongjiu and the others in the sea of monkeys, taking several lives.
Lin Dongjiu gritted his teeth, pulled Su Ruxue out, and said harshly to Hua Yueyao:
"She is the daughter of our sect master. Now that the formation has been broken, you should quickly take her back to the sect master. I will naturally lend you the compass after I ensure that she is safe."
"Let's go!"
If Lin Dongjiu hadn't been too lazy to wipe Hua Yueyao's butt because Su Ruxue was still there, he would have run away long ago.
Hua Yueyao didn't seem to realize the seriousness of the matter, or she didn't care at all what these monkeys would do to her.
Perhaps, this is what it means to have strength.
But Lin Dongjiu didn't think so. He had never seen Hua Yueyao take action. Who knew whether she was a match for these hundreds of monkeys? He would not leave his life in the hands of a stranger.
"make a deal!"
Her attention was focused on Lin Dongjiu's compass. After hearing Lin Dongjiu's promise, she was even more happy and was about to leave with Su Ruxue.
Su Ruxue shouted angrily: "Lin Dongjiu, you bastard, you want to stay alone again, and you want to run away with us!"
"You can't outrun these monkeys, I'll stay here to hold them off."
Lin Dongjiu smiled and said: "Don't worry, you don't know my escape methods. Even the red clothes of the Demon Palace can't keep me, let alone a group of monkeys."
Having said this, Su Ruxue snorted twice and had to follow Hua Yueyao and leave first, leaving Lin Dongjiu alone to face the monkey army.
When the monkey saw the two women running away, he immediately roared. After receiving the order, the monkey army rushed towards Lin Dongjiu crazily.
Seeing the mighty monkey army swarming over, Lin Dongjiu pulled out his green light sword and waved it several times.
A few flashes of sword light were seen, and the big treasure in his hand was immediately cut into hundreds of pieces.
"Dear monkey brothers, what happened just now is indeed our fault. Please enjoy the freshly cut bananas. You are all welcome!"
"Hey...hey...we are all civilized monkeys, don't do anything..."