Chapter 154: Dead pigs that are not afraid of boiling water
To be honest, Monk Kongkong was like a mountain of meat, and it felt much more comfortable than a sandbag. Ye An's fists and feet pounded on him.
He had been a professional soldier and knew which parts of a person had the most flesh and which parts caused the most pain.
The perineum, neck, inner thighs, and armpits have many nerves and intense pain...
When Xuanchengzi appeared in the East Kitchen under the guidance of little Taoist priest Miaozhen, Monk Kongkong had become even more "swollen" and was lying on his stomach crying like a child in confinement.
In just one cup of tea, Ye An's high-intensity combos consumed a lot of energy, but each attack avoided the vital point, specifically looking for the rough and thick skin of Monk Kong Kong.
He rubbed his fists and looked at Xuan Chengzi and said loudly: "Master, this bald donkey asked me to greet him casually. I have never heard such a request from him in my life."
I don't know if he discovered Xuanchengzi's arrival or for some other reason. Monk Kongkong simply stopped howling and lay on the ground pretending to be dead.
This made Xuan Chengzi very nervous and said: "Is he beaten to death by you?"
Ye An squatted on the ground and did not reach out to test his breathing and pulse. Instead, he lowered his voice and said to Xuanchengzi: "Master, if he dies, he will also cause trouble for us in the Shangqing Palace. It's a pity that he is so fat.
, look at him, he weighs at least two hundred pounds. He was shaved with boiling water. The fat was cut off and refined into oil for lighting. The five flowers were sent to Heixin’s shop, chopped and stuffed..."
"call!!"
Monk Kongkong on the ground suddenly twitched and then inhaled like a drowning fish: "Namo Amitabha! In broad daylight, he actually committed murder in this place of practice! Shangqing Palace is too bullying!"
It was a good move to change the situation. Seeing Xuan Chengzi's frown, Ye An knew what kind of monster this fat monk was trying to do.
He raised his fist and shook it in front of Monk Kong Kong: "I beat you, but do you still remember? Don't think about framing the Qing Palace."
Seeing Ye An clenching his fists, Monk Kongkong's fat face trembled: "What's wrong! Mr. Guanmiao is in front of you, do you still dare to commit murder?"
Ye An's face suddenly brightened, and he showed a gentle smile and said: "Monk, you obviously asked the boy to greet you! Everyone present can testify. If you are not convinced, you can sue the official? But you can't slander!"
"Come on? Are all of these chefs from your Qing palace? You can't count the words you say!"
Ye An looked at Monk Kongkong with a smile: "Oh? So the great monk is going to deny what he said? Anyway, the bald donkey is always so deceitful? It's obvious what he said? But he can still deny it! Oh!
!I know, this is a cruel trick of yours!"
Monk Kongkong looked at his bruised appearance, widened his eyes and said, "The bitter meat plan?"
"Yes! You deliberately asked me to beat you, and then denied your request? And then used this injury to sue the officials? Slandered me for committing murder and hurting others! It ruined the reputation of Shangqing Palace."
"No! I didn't deny...I didn't slander..."
Monk Kongkong was suddenly stunned. He didn't know how to defend himself, because no matter how he explained, he seemed to be trying to frame Ye An.
He really didn't expect that Ye An would really beat someone in the training place of Shangqing Palace in broad daylight!
Seeing his helpless look? Xuan Chengzi stepped forward and looked at him and said: "Great monk? Your body is not a muscle or bone injury, it's just a flesh injury. It will take time to recover and you will be fine!"
Monk Kongkong sighed helplessly: "As expected, he is Yangcheng Yelang, a very famous scholar! Today I have seen how powerful my disciple is."
Xuan Chengzi smiled: "The bad guy injured the great monk? Then you can recuperate in the Shangqing Palace..."
Monk Kongkong immediately staggered up and clasped his hands together: "Namo Amitabha? I shouldn't bother you in your temple!"
After saying that, he saw Ye An's disappointed eyes. Monk Kongkong seemed to have some realization. He rubbed his sore shoulders and said, "But Mr. Guanmiao's disciple is by no means an idle person? The great monk is willing to bother him."
Ye An was stunned for a moment. This guy is really not afraid of death! He was beaten into such a pig-like shape? He actually dared to stay. Aren't he afraid that he would really beat him to death?
Monk Kongkong had broken the jar. He knew that Ye An couldn't really do anything to him, but the beating made him tremble in pain.
"Great monk, aren't you saying that emptiness is form, and form is emptiness? Then you have the form and emptiness that hurt your body, so how can you rely on me to mess with it?"
This was a slap in the face. Monk Kongkong stared at Ye An in surprise: "What do you mean by this?!"
Before Ye An could speak, Xuan Chengzi said disdainfully: "You pretended to be ruined and sent it to me at the door of Shangqing Palace, and then entangled you in Shangqing Palace. This is not your Buddhist temple, aren't you asking for trouble? Everything has cause and effect.
It comes from your three impurities! If you didn’t disturb the tranquility of my mountain gate, why would you suffer like this?”
Ye An immediately agreed: "That's it, and when Chef Dong plans to take away the food I worked so hard to make with dirty hands, it would be polite not to chop off your claws!"
Monk Kongkong thought for a moment, laughed and said: "Everything is due to fate. The great monk does things casually. If you scold me or hit me, I won't be annoyed. I almost got caught!"
Seeing the Kongkong monk who instantly became confident, Ye An felt that such a thief must be beaten to death...
But who knew that Xuan Chengzi was not angry, but sighed: "The great monk's state of mind has improved again, and everything is due to fate..."
Monk Kong Kong, who had a blue nose and swollen eyes on the table, was like a glutton who refused to accept anyone who came. He swallowed a large bowl of brown rice and Ye An's stir-fried vegetables.
There was a freshly fried sweet and sour pork tenderloin in front of Ye An. Monk Kongkong looked at it and twitched his index finger, but he didn't extend his chopsticks. It wasn't because he didn't want to, but because he was afraid of being beaten.
Tie Er squeezed into the corner of the table in aggrieved manner. The place that originally belonged to him had been occupied by the uninvited guest, Monk Kong Kong. His fat ass almost pushed him off the floor.
In the words of Monk Kong Kong, whose servants sit at the master table and eat with the master of the family?
As for the king who was busy helping out, serving tea and serving dishes, he had no time to eat. Of course, Monk Kongkong still maintained his monkish etiquette towards Zhan'er, the "female Bodhisattva", and avoided it at a distance.
After Ye An saw the hairpin shining coldly in Zhan'er's hand, he secretly thought it was a pity. It would be great if the fat monk came closer...
Xuan Chengzi has almost no resistance to delicious food. She took one bite of the sweet and sour pork tenderloin. The crispy coating was covered with a sweet and sour sauce. She almost swallowed it all on her tongue with the brown rice!
Even though the food was in front of him, he looked at Ye An with his peripheral vision. He had thought that Ye An looked down on Taoism before, but he never thought that Buddhism would be even worse in front of him.
At least the first time I met this boy, I was not humiliated or scolded like this. It can be seen that this boy really has an indescribable dislike for Buddhism.
Putting the sweet and sour pork tenderloin and vegetables into his mouth, he picked up a piece of rice and swallowed it whole. Xuan Chengzi asked casually: "Do you know the Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra?"
Ye An nodded slightly: "I know, the elders in the family often say: Kumarajiva's "Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra" is a rare Buddhist article that explains the appearance and essence. It is similar to the Taoist "Theory of Instruments and Ways", and even elders
It is said that Kumarajiva borrowed Taoist teachings after arriving in China from the Western Regions..."
"Hey! How dare you slander me, a Buddhist wise man, like this?"
For the first time, Ye An discovered that a 200-pound fat man can be quite powerful when angry...