I took out my mobile phone and looked at it. Sure enough, there was no signal. Logically speaking, it shouldn't be. After all, it is a scenic tourist attraction. Could it be that we have entered the mountains?
Patting the old Taoist's arm, Ye An held up his mobile phone and waved it in front of him: "Taoist Master, there is no signal here. Where do you usually make calls with your mobile phone?"
"Mobile phone? What is this?"
"This is…………"
"Ding ding dong dong, ding ding dong dong..." A sound like clear spring water rang out.
The old Taoist looked at the black stone in Ye An's hand in surprise. The screen suddenly lit up and a crisp and sweet sound flowed out like spring water. He had never heard such a natural sound. It was beautiful and had profound artistic conception.
"I'm sorry, the alarm is ringing..." At this moment, Ye An noticed that the time on his phone was still at last night. The alarm was urging him to leave the stall. Looking at the sun in the sky, Ye An concluded that
I have traveled through time and space.
……………………
The old man next to him was speechless. For a moment, he just felt like the world was spinning. Who was this young man in front of him?!
The small black box was actually dazzling, but what shocked him the most was that Cangyu, with a full moon and countless stars, was simply held in Ye An's hands.
"He...he..."
The old man's neck seemed to be strangled by someone, and a breathless sound came out of his mouth. He rolled his eyes and only the whites of his eyes could be seen. It was unknown what kind of emergency he had.
"Taoist? Taoist? How about a mobile phone? It's already 2020... What is your age this year?"
Ye An was very curious. Logically speaking, the "masters" in the mountains generally lived a long life. Maybe this old man who looked like he was sixty or seventy years old was already close to a hundred years old.
The old Taoist understood the word "Gui Geng" and shook his head slightly to regain some clarity. The old Taoist stretched out his hand and made a sign with a six: "I am a poor Taoist who was born in the second year of Jianlong. He has passed the age of sixty this year, so there are two in sixty!"
"Taoist priest, don't make trouble..."
He heard a few words indistinguishably, and Ye An waved his hand impatiently.
"The second year of Jianlong? Jianlong was the reign of Zhao Kuangyin. If you had lived to this day, you would have been at least over a thousand years old! You are still sixty-two years old? Who are you fooling! I am from the history department."
Hiss………
The old Taoist looked like he had seen a ghost, his face was full of shock, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Ye An tremblingly and stammered: "How dare you, Shuzi! How can you call Taizu by his name?! How disrespectful! How disrespectful!"
"Taizu of the dynasty? Don't make trouble! The Song Dynasty has been dead for more than a thousand years. Can you stop pretending like this? I don't have any money to give you."
Snapped…………
A big slap knocked the unprepared Ye An unconscious. The furious Ye An suddenly raised his head and said angrily: "How can you hit someone!"
But before he finished speaking, the old Taoist pounced on him like crazy. He used his fists and kicks at the same time, and was hit hard with a set of "Fights of the King's Eight". Ye An could not fight back, so he could only block with his hands.
After all, the old man is so old, he will be unlucky if he hits one, and he often encounters trouble when setting up a stall.
The world has changed. It’s not the old people who become bad, but the bad people who get older, and they may be blackmailed.
"What a bastard thing that bastard said! The official has been on the throne for more than a year. Although the emperor is young, he is healthy and benevolent. Our Song Dynasty is at its peak. Although there are Khitans watching in the north, it is not invincible. How can it be possible to destroy the country?! The prime minister of the dynasty governs the world with righteousness.
The Queen Mother presides over the affairs of the court, and it has only been half a year since Kou Xianggong was demoted to Leizhou..."
The old Taoist's words suddenly turned into authentic Luoyang dialect. As a Guanzhong native, Ye An could generally understand everything.
The most critical thing is the sentence "Kou Xianggong was demoted to Leizhou".
Ye An suddenly stopped moving and stood there blankly, letting the old Taoist beat and scold him without fighting back. He thought of a possibility and suddenly grabbed the old Taoist's arm and shouted loudly: "How old is the Song Dynasty now?"
The old Taoist was also startled by Ye An's sudden change of attitude, and blurted out: "Tian Sheng's second year..."
People's instinctive reactions are rarely deceptive. Ye An suddenly sat down on the ground, his eyes dull and his expression numb. He felt that the blood all over his body was slowly "coagulating".
"Did I travel through time?"
After muttering to himself, Ye An shakily took out a cigarette and a lighter from his pocket, lit it for himself with a trembling "click, click", and puffed away in confusion at the old Taoist's surprised expression.
Because of his "professional relationship", Ye An encountered many unexpected situations, even when his life was hanging by a thread, but this was the most "unexpected" situation he had ever encountered.
I actually traveled to the Song Dynasty, and it was the second year of Renzong's reign. There were too many major historical events in this year.
The treacherous Prime Minister Ding Wei was demoted, and Wang Qinruo and others were still lingering in the court, but the "Five Ghosts" were about to be destroyed, Kou Laoxi was about to die in Leizhou, and Wang Zeng became Prime Minister.
A series of changes are about to begin, ushering in the most beautiful era for the Song Empire.
Others may not know it, but Ye An knows that the old man in front of him can speak accurately and accurately. If he has not traveled through time, then this old man is familiar with the history of the Song Dynasty and has a crazy mind to trick himself...
In this way, everything is correct, why is it that this is Zhongyue Songshan Mountain but it is like a wilderness, why I can't understand the dialect that the old Taoist started to speak, why can't I see any trace of modern civilization.
Looking at the black Wuling lying on its side, Ye An suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, his laughter was so comfortable and yet so lonely.
Ye An suddenly figured it out, maybe it would be the best choice for him to travel back in time...
The Northern Song Dynasty, a dynasty that seemed troubled, poor and weak to outsiders, was a real "blessed land" for me!
He is an orphan. He has lived alone in the world for half his life and has experienced too much good and evil. He has long wanted to abandon those things and start over, so he has set up a street stall.
Fortunately, the policewoman surnamed Qin did not travel with him. Fortunately, his adoptive parents had children. Fortunately, it was the Northern Song Dynasty. Fortunately, God bless China, an era that was both useless and full of hope.
Fortunately, I am still alive…………
Take it as it comes, Ye An has always felt that this is what his name means, he took a long drag on the cigarette and held it in his chest for a long time until he felt a little dizzy before spitting it out.
Afraid of a ball? This place is much better than the border! I am not unlucky, but God has shown mercy and allowed me to take a long vacation! If I waste my life, I will be a bastard!
After smoking a cigarette, the old man next to him became impatient. He didn't know what happened to Ye An. Could it be that his sudden change in temperament was due to evil?
He raised his foot and kicked Ye An, and suddenly showed a flattering smile, pointed at Ye An's mobile phone and said: "My little friend, what is this? I wonder where in the fairyland, how old are you? Your surname is your name!"
Um?!
Ye An made a big arc at the corner of his mouth, rubbed his facial features together and stared at the old Taoist with squinted eyes. Without answering, he asked: "I don't know the elder's surname, and what is the title of the immortal?"
Seeing Ye An's expression suddenly become strange, and his ever-present flattering eyes made the old Taoist feel uneasy, and he said awkwardly: "The poor Taoist's name is Xuancheng..."