Chapter 107 Simulated driving training for a thousand-year-old driver
Although Ye Xingyu gave a thorough explanation, it was just a family opinion with no actual evidence and not convincing enough.
Of course, Lin Shanya was more willing to believe Zheng Shirley, thinking to herself: What a good girl! She looks just like a little fairy, but she was harmed by this guy!
Therefore, Lin Shanya ignored Ye Xingyu's self-defense and pretended not to hear it. She smiled coldly and continued to the next torture session. She said faintly: "I remember there is a beautiful policewoman, you two are hugging each other.
We rolled on the lawn together, and when we kissed, we even bit our lips, so I didn’t accuse you unjustly, did I?”
Ye Xingyu: “…………”
——Well...how to explain?
Ye Xingyu really had nothing to say about that violent policewoman with no strings in her mind, even if he said it, he wouldn't believe it himself!
Who would have thought that there would be a crazy woman like Wang Chunxiang in the world, who would bite her if she couldn't beat him, but she still bit her mouth. And she was so stupid at the time that she actually bit her back...
"Alas——!" Thousands of words turned into a faint sigh.
Ye Xingyu admitted that he had fallen into the trap, and he was afraid that he would not be able to get rid of this big blame!
Seeing that Ye Xingyu gave up his defense, Lin Shanya naturally thought that he had acquiesced, so she didn't say anything, snorted coldly, and turned away.
Silence returned to the room. The two of them were thinking about their own thoughts and couldn't sleep for the time being.
Suddenly, Ye Xingyu sat up gently and looked in the direction of the door.
Lin Shanya saw his behavior and didn't know why. She was about to ask him a question, but she saw the other party put his finger to his lips, making a silent gesture.
Then, there was a knock on the door. It was Lin Shanya's mother, Jiang Hailan, and the voice came from outside the door: "Xiaoya, are you asleep?"
Lin Shanya was shocked and asked quickly: "Mom, what's the matter?"
Jiang Hailan replied: "I forgot to bring my facial mask. I'll use yours first."
"Oh, wait."
Lin Shanya got up from the bed and went to get the facial mask. She suddenly thought that when she opened the door, her mother saw Ye Xingyu sleeping on the sofa and it was hard to explain, so she winked at Ye Xingyu and whispered: "Come on, I'm here."
Go to bed."
Of course, Ye Xingyu knew what she was thinking. He immediately moved from the sofa and climbed onto the soft bed. He also stuffed the thin quilt into the closet.
Lin Shanya opened the door and handed the mask in her hand to her mother. However, Jiang Hailan didn't pay attention to the mask at all, and looked into the room through the crack in the door.
Discovering her mother's abnormality, Lin Shanya felt nervous, fearing that she would notice something strange, so she quickly said: "It's getting late, you should go back and rest first!"
After saying that, without waiting for her mother's response, Lin Shanya, who had a guilty conscience, hurriedly closed the door.
Lin Shanya patted her chest to calm down her nervousness, and slowly walked back to the bed. When she saw Ye Xingyu lying motionless on the spot where she had just slept, she raised her eyebrows and was about to shout, "Get out of here."
", but his mouth was quickly covered by a big hand.
Ye Xingyu pursed his lips towards the door and reminded in a low voice: "You haven't left yet."
Lin Shanya pushed Ye Xingyu's palm away in disgust and asked in a low voice, "How do you know you didn't leave?"
Ye Xingyu pointed to his ears: "Have you forgotten that I am an ancient warrior! My hearing is much better than ordinary people!"
Lin Shanya stared at Ye Xingyu suspiciously, and turned around to open the door to confirm, but the latter grabbed her sleeve: "Your parents are eavesdropping outside the door, how embarrassing would it be if you suddenly opened the door?
!”
Seeing that what the other party said seemed plausible, Lin Shanya believed 70% to 80% of it, but she was a little confused and asked, "Why are they eavesdropping outside the door?"
Ye Xingyu replied: "I guess you don't believe that we are husband and wife, so you came here to listen to the bed secretly to make sure whether my son-in-law is a fake."
Lin Shanya had long noticed something strange about her mother, and immediately believed her, and asked anxiously: "What should we do now?"
Ye Xingyu chuckled: "Just lie to them and make them believe that we are a real couple!"
Lin Shanya frowned slightly and asked, "How to cheat?"
Ye Xingyu moved his body away, then patted the place next to him: "You come up first!"
Lin Shanya glared at Ye Xingyu coldly and warned: "Don't make wrong decisions!"
Ye Xingyu smiled and said: "Don't worry! If I really want to do something to you, you won't be able to resist at all!"
Lin Shanya thought about it. How could a weak woman like herself be able to defeat an ancient warrior?
So she climbed into bed as instructed and lay half down next to Ye Xingyu. Ye Xingyu turned off the lamp and the room instantly fell into darkness.
Lin Shanya looked calm and composed on the surface, but she was still a little nervous in her heart. She didn't know what Ye Xingyu wanted to do.
Ye Xingyu didn't say anything. He stretched out his two palms and put them together, interlacing his fingers. Then his palms hit each other, making a rhythmic sound of "pah, pah, pah, pah".
Lin Shanya looked strange and asked him quietly: "What are you doing?"
Ye Xingyu kept moving his hands, put his mouth close to Lin Shanya's ear, and explained softly: "Your parents are both here. If you hear this sound through the door, you will think that we are doing something!"
Lin Shanya understood instantly. She was shy but also found it funny. This guy was actually simulating driving! What a thief!
Ye Xingyu said in her ear again: "Don't be stunned, help me, make some noise and lighten the atmosphere."
Lin Shanya didn't understand: "What kind of noise am I going to make? Can't you just do it a few times by yourself?"
"You don't understand this! The sound of bang bang is just the rhythm of drums, and it lacks the main melody. Can such a piece of music move people's hearts?" Ye Xingyu smiled evilly, but he said it clearly, "Obviously not! You
Your parents will only be dubious when they hear it, so you have to add some voice, arouse the mood, and heighten the atmosphere, so that your parents can believe that we are a real couple!"
Although she used music as a metaphor, Lin Shanya was not stupid. She knew what Ye Xingyu had a bad idea as soon as she heard it. However, she was a young girl who had no shame and could not speak coquettishly.
Ye Xingyu said: "If you don't cooperate, don't blame me if your parents get suspicious!"
Lin Shanya covered half of her face in the quilt and said shyly: "I...I won't..."
Ye Xingyu taught her: "It's very simple! Have you ever had a toothache before? Just think about the feeling at that time, thinking that your tooth hurts so much that you can't sleep, and it hurts so much that you can't help but make a sound.
, that’ll be fine!”
Lin Shanya used the method Ye Xingyu said to expand her rich imagination, and she really felt something. She began to make humming sounds in her mouth, but the volume was too low. Only Ye Xingyu and herself next to her could hear it. She wanted to penetrate
When the door panel reaches the outside, there is still a lot of heat left.