Chapter 158 The good farmhouse subverts the three views
Their pain did not last long. After Ye Xingyu made sure to get rid of the following flies, the car gradually slowed down, then drove out of the side road, crossed through a weed field, and finally returned to the main road.
Ye Xingyu lowered all the windows to let in the biting cold wind, and the dizziness and vomiting of the other people improved a lot.
"Brother-in-law, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat anymore!" Jiang Xu grimaced and rubbed his temples.
Ye Xingyu smiled: "It'll be fine in a while. I'll take you to eat real delicious food."
Jiang Xu became excited: "Brother-in-law, do you want to cook by yourself?"
Shen Menghan, who was in the back row, immediately rushed to say: "Don't bother me, I've agreed to invite you!"
Ye Xingyu smiled slightly: "I know there is a restaurant that tastes good. I will take you to try it."
After saying that, the car picked up speed again and drove forward quickly on the flat road.
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This place looks very remote, dozens of kilometers away from the city. There are houses and streets around, but there are not many people there.
There is an ecological reserve nearby, which was once developed as a tourist resource. However, because it was too far from the city and the scenery was really not that good, there were very few tourists. It was later converted into an orchard.
The car stopped on the lawn in front of the orchard. Ye Xingyu turned off the engine and waved everyone to get out of the car.
"Brother-in-law, are you bringing us to have a farmhouse?" Jiang Xu looked around, but there was no one and no house in sight.
"Absolutely! A boutique farmhouse!" Ye Xingyu replied casually, leading them along the stone path next to the orchard.
There was a strange smell in the air, which was slightly pungent. Jiang Xu and the others frowned and covered their noses.
This is the smell of chemical fertilizer. You can smell it more or less in the planting fields, which is not surprising, but for urban men and women such as Jiang Xu, Luo Li, and Shen Menghan, it is not suitable for them.
From the time we got off the bus and walked along, we couldn't see anyone. Everyone felt very strange. Is there really a restaurant here? Is it sold to ghosts?
Ye Xingyu didn't say anything, so he led them forward. After spending a few minutes walking around the orchard, he saw a vegetable field with a lot of vegetables growing in it. A little further away, there was actually a broken house. A shabby restaurant.
This is probably the most unseemly restaurant Jiang Xu and others have ever seen in their lives. It has no sign, no name, or even a door. It just hangs a curtain to block the wind, with the words "Stir-fried vegetables" crookedly written on it. "" Two big characters, as simple as a migrant workers' shack on a construction site.
"This is... what you are talking about... a boutique farmhouse?" Jiang Xu was dumbfounded and couldn't speak clearly.
Shen Menghan and Luo Li were also about to collapse. They were all dumbfounded, as if someone had knocked a brick on their foreheads.
Unexpectedly, Ye Xingyu drove them all the way and spent nearly an hour just for such a small restaurant, which can be called the simplest and most shabby restaurant in the world.
Is this serious? Are you sure it's not a prank?
The three of them were dumbfounded, with strange expressions on their faces, as if they had swallowed a dead fly.
But Ye Xingyu was in a good mood, with a bright smile on his face. He pointed at the broken house and said to Jiang Xu and the others: "It's right there. Fortunately, we didn't move it. You guys are in luck!"
Jiang Xu and the other three looked at each other and didn't know how to respond. This was probably the least funny joke they had ever heard in their lives.
Ye Xingyu ignored their feelings, passed by the vegetable field, and went straight to the dilapidated house.
After opening the curtain and entering the house, there was no one inside. There were only two sets of simple wooden tables and chairs. Everything was dark and greasy, and the hygienic condition was extremely poor.
In such a dirty environment, will eating it cause diarrhea?
The three people who followed behind frowned when they saw this scene. None of them wanted to move. They all stood at the door curtain and refused to step forward.
Just coming out of the Peach Blossom Spring, arriving in this hellish place is like falling from heaven on earth to hell of pigs and dogs. The contrast is too great.
"Is the boss here?" Ye Xingyu called out. In fact, he had already used his soul to investigate. He knew who was the best.
A man in his forties walked out of the room. He had a beard, a Mediterranean hairstyle, a shiny forehead, and a short stature. In such a cold weather, he was still naked from the waist up, wearing only a greasy apron.
"If you want to eat, just sit down wherever you want, and order whatever you want." This person's tone and attitude were not enthusiastic, but seemed a bit cold.
Ye Xingyu actually sat down on the shiny chair, but Shen Menghan immediately said: "Wait a minute, let me wipe it first."
She took out a tissue and walked over to wipe the tables, chairs and benches carefully. Ye Xingyu had no choice but to stand up again and let her wipe.
When Jiang Xu saw that Ye Xingyu was serious about eating here, he sighed and asked the boss, "Where's the menu? Let's take a look!"
But the boss waved his hand: "There is no menu, just order what you want to eat. If there are ingredients, I will make them. If there are no ingredients, you can only change it."
——I’ll go! What kind of shabby shop is this? It doesn’t even have a menu!
Jiang Xu cursed in his heart, but because it was Ye Xingyu who brought him here, he couldn't easily get angry, so he could only ask: "What will you do?"
The boss replied: "I can do anything."
Jiang Xu was stunned and then asked: "Do you have any special dishes?"
The boss then replied: "I am good at everything."
Jiang Xu couldn't help but laugh: "Can you cook a Man-Han banquet?"
The boss replied seriously: "Of course!"
"What the hell! Is this possible?" Jiang Xu really didn't believe it, and immediately said, "Then let's have a table full of men and women!"
But the boss shook his head: "We can't do it, there aren't enough ingredients."
Jiang Xu suddenly became speechless. He felt as if he was being teased. The sentence "Mom sells batches" was stuck in his throat, not knowing whether to say it or not. It took him a long time to hold back the sentence: "You are teasing me, aren't you?"
The boss shook his head seriously again: "I'm not kidding you. If you want to have a Manchu-Han banquet, you should make a reservation in advance."
——You are a big-headed idiot when I made a reservation? Do you really think that your shabby house is a five-star hotel?
Jiang Xu immediately wanted to get mad and prepare to fully activate the rampage mode, but was stopped by Ye Xingyu's eyes.
Then Ye Xingyu opened his mouth and ordered the dishes like a regular customer: "Braised carp with green onions, stir-fried pork liver, braised chicken with mushrooms, braised lion's head, one portion of each, and a big bowl of three delicacies Tofu soup, if there is still five-spice sauce beef, cut it into two pounds and serve it."
After saying that, the boss was stunned this time, because the dishes Ye Xingyu ordered happened to be his specialties, and they all had the right ingredients.