Chapter 640 I usually wash it once every six months
The off-road vehicle quickly started and quickly left the service area.
The beautiful woman in trench coat who had just finished listening to Master's chatter said while driving: "I can see that the Hong family is wary of us and deliberately found something for us to do. I'm afraid it won't be easy to accomplish."
"Even if it's difficult, we have to do it!" The master threw open the folding fan with a "swish" sound and shook it in his hand, "We are already very unlucky. We were targeted twice by those beasts, and we almost couldn't escape last time.
Damn, you are so useless! I don’t care what you think, but I’ve had enough anyway, so it’s better to stay with the Hong family for the time being, so I can enjoy the shade under the big tree, and let’s have a few days of peace first!”
"Okay, I'll trust you again!" The beauty in the windbreaker couldn't think of a better plan, so she could only agree.
"There's nothing to worry about! But with the three of us, we can win even an S-level target!" The master leisurely crossed his legs, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and shook his folding fan gently, as if he was very confident.
"Three people?" The beauty in the windbreaker sneered, turned her head and pursed her lips, "Do you think that guy will listen to your orders?"
Upon hearing this, the master's smile immediately froze, and the fan in his hand stopped moving.
As soon as the fan stopped, you could smell a vague smell of rancidity at the tip of your nose. The master turned his head angrily and shouted at the back row: "I said... can you take a fucking bath?
It stinks worse than a pig!"
A lazy voice came from the back row: "It was just washed last month."
"Last month?" The master asked curiously with a dull look on his face, "What was the date last month?"
"No. 2." The lazy man remembered it quite clearly and answered decisively without being perfunctory.
The master counted with his fingers and muttered something: "October and November add up to a total of sixty-one days. You took a bath on October 2nd, minus one day. Today is the 24th, minus six days."
Heaven, sixty-one minus seven, finally equals fifty-four..."
As soon as the answer came out, the master felt numb and couldn't help shouting: "The guy next door hasn't taken a shower for fifty-four days. No wonder it stinks like dog shit! Don't you feel uncomfortable smelling it?"
"Fortunately..." The lazy man's tone remained calm, "I usually wash it once every six months."
These words were like a demonic sound that penetrated his ears, making Master stunned on the spot, with echoes swirling in his mind.
Wash once every six months...
Wash once a year...
Wash it once...
once……
Second-rate……
After finally coming back to his senses, the master completely lost his temper, so he shook the folding fan in his hand to disperse the unpleasant smell.
The beauty in the windbreaker opened the car window a little to let in the cold wind, which was much refreshing.
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At the same time, in a high-end office building somewhere in the imperial capital, there was a seemingly ordinary Internet company.
Even though it was long past the end of the day, the company was brightly lit and busy. Many employees were working overtime, each of them staring at the computer screen in front of them and quickly browsing a large amount of information.
An employee seemed to have discovered something interesting, and his face lit up with joy. He moved his fingers, tapped on the keyboard, captured the information picture on the screen, and shared it to the company's internal server for saving.
Then he knocked on the door of the manager's office.
"Come in." A man's voice came from inside.
The employee turned on the door handle and walked into the office without forgetting to close the door.
"What's the matter?" the man leaning back on the comfortable seat asked casually.
"Report to the manager, my subordinates found traces of prey!" The employee looked very excited.
"Oh? Who is it?" The manager's interest was aroused.
The employee replied: "I have shared the data I just obtained to the server. You can see it at a glance."
The manager immediately sat up straight, used the mouse to operate the computer, and soon saw what the other party said.
This is a screenshot from Moments. It was uploaded just a few minutes ago. The title is: A beautiful woman enters the men's room? What the hell is that weird thing next to her?
The protagonists of the picture turned out to be the beauty in the windbreaker and the master with braided hair, walking out of the men's restroom side by side.
Apparently, they were secretly photographed by passers-by and uploaded to their WeChat Moments. However, only a few minutes later, they were discovered by the intelligence gathering personnel here.
Since the shooting distance was relatively far, a large background was included, and the name of the service area even appeared, but the facial features of the characters were a bit blurry and difficult to distinguish.
However, just by looking at their clothes, the manager already knew who these two people were, and couldn't help but laugh: "It's these two idiots again, they are so ungrateful!"
The employee also laughed and took the initiative to report: "I just checked and found that this is the expressway service area near the Imperial Capital. These two prey should be heading to the Imperial Capital. We can arrange for manpower to wait in advance at the necessary places."
The manager nodded and ordered: "Immediately convey the news to the executive department and let them solve it."
"Understood!" The employee nodded and then exited the office.
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Half an hour later, the off-road vehicle driven by the beauty in the windbreaker began to slow down, because the number of vehicles ahead increased significantly, and the signs on the road also gave corresponding prompts, indicating that the area had entered the imperial capital.
"When you arrive in the Imperial Capital, call your contact person and ask him what to do next." The beauty in the windbreaker suddenly spoke, breaking the silence that lasted for half an hour.
The master took out his mobile phone, turned it on, and waited for a moment until the small dark gray signal grid icon became brighter and filled up. Then he casually opened the phone book and called up a number.
"Hey, I'm looking for Yan Shaodong."
"I am, who are you?"
"I am an assistant sent by Mr. Hong. He asked us to contact you when we arrive in the capital."
"Huh? Why... why are you calling me now?"
"Didn't you just arrive?"
"..."
Yan Shaodong on the other end of the phone was speechless and couldn't understand why these people were moving so slowly.
In fact, he took it for granted that the other party would come by flight, which was convenient and fast and could take a few hours at most.
But I didn't expect that these people came by car. They stopped several times along the way and spent a whole day and night before finally arriving.
Of course, Yan Shaodong didn't see the appearance of these people. Once he understood the situation, he would know why these guys didn't take the plane.
Not to mention anything else, let's first take a look at that super lazy guy who is slovenly, unkempt, and exudes a foul smell. I'm afraid he will be stopped before he reaches the security checkpoint, and it is impossible to let him board the plane.
As for the master's attire, which can be called a bizarre outfit in this era, he might be noticed by the airport staff. If a strict investigation is carried out, it might be discovered that his current identity is forged.
As for the beauty in the windbreaker, she seemed normal, but in the back of the off-road vehicle was her special weapon, which couldn't pass the security check at all.
Without weapons, the windbreaker beauty's combat effectiveness will plummet, so she has to carry it with her wherever she goes, and it is impossible to carry out missions empty-handed.