Ye Xingyu advised Jiang Xu from the side: "If there's anything to argue about, just let him go in first. Maybe someone else is in a hurry to go to the toilet, and because of your delay, what should I do if he pees on his pants? Now,
There’s no diaper for him to change, and he’ll smell weird and make everyone’s noses feel uncomfortable, so why bother!”
The iceberg beauty Lin Shanya couldn't hold it back, she covered her mouth with a puff of laughter, thinking why is this guy so wicked? It's not worth his life to make him angry!
Jiang Xu even gave a thumbs up, admiring Ye Xingyu: "Brother-in-law, you can do it! You don't even use a curse word when swearing, you are so talented!"
Shang Wu was furious when he heard this. He pointed at Ye Xingyu and yelled incoherently: "You are the only one who has a need to pee! You...your whole family is in a need to pee!"
Ye Xingyu smiled faintly: "You're not in a hurry to pee? Then why are your legs shaking all the time?"
Everyone looked at Shang Wu's legs in unison, and they were indeed a little trembling, but only Shang Wu himself knew that he was angry.
At this time, Shang Wu couldn't care less about maintaining his grace and cursed loudly: "Fuck you, grandma, am I in need of urination? I want to kick someone!"
Ye Xingyu said with a serious face: "Don't deny it, I am a doctor, you can't hide it from me, you must have an urgent need to urinate, you are about to burst from holding it in, if you don't solve it within thirty seconds, you will pee on your pants.
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Shang Wu laughed angrily and said, "I'll just stand here for thirty seconds. If I don't pee, you have to call me daddy."
"Okay!" Ye Xingyu responded decisively, "If you pee, you don't have to recognize me as your father. I'm not such an embarrassing son as you!"
As soon as he said this, everyone was surprised, and the security guards and guests who were preparing to persuade him were all stunned.
Everyone thought that Ye Xingyu was just sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek, but they didn't know that he actually agreed seriously, as if he was sure that Shang Wu would wet his pants.
No one believed Ye Xingyu. Even if he was really in an urgent need to urinate, it might not be easy to hold it in for thirty minutes, but it was only thirty seconds. It was not too easy. Just endure it and it would be over. We are all adults.
I'm not a child, how can I pee whenever I ask and the valve can't be closed?
But since Ye Xingyu dared to say this, he was naturally sure of it. He divided a small amount of soul power, condensed it into an invisible thin needle, and quietly stabbed the water channel point under Shang Wu's abdomen. It was nothing.
Feeling the urge to urinate, Shang Wu suddenly trembled, his legs trembled, and he actually peed his pants.
A large puddle of water stains spread on the crotch of the pants like a rapidly blooming flower, instantly soaking a large area and flowing down the trouser leg on the inner thigh, making a pitter-pattering sound.
Everyone stared at this scene with wide eyes and disbelief. Even Shang Wu himself was dumbfounded.
What's going on? Suddenly you can't turn off the faucet, and you pee whenever you want to.
No one knew that he was secretly manipulated by Ye Xingyu and used the power of his soul to condense it into a needle and stimulate the water channel point near the bladder, which immediately caused diabetes insipidus.
No one would suspect Ye Xingyu. He was several steps away from Shang Wu without even touching him. Everyone could see clearly that it was Shang Wu who suddenly peed.
Is it really like what Ye Xingyu said, that this person is really in a hurry to urinate, has reached the critical point, and can't hold it in at all?
Many security guards and receptionists couldn't help but secretly glance at Ye Xingyu. Everyone even began to believe that this handsome man was really a doctor, and he was a very good doctor. He could tell the truth with just one look.
If you can pee, you really have to pee. God is so accurate!
Shang Wu's face was ashen and he was about to cry. He peed his pants in front of so many people, including his favorite Zheng Shirley. He just wanted to dig a hole, bury himself, and die.
To avoid embarrassment!
The second most embarrassing person is Shang Wen. She didn't expect her brother to be so unsatisfactory. He is already in his twenties and still wets his pants. Is this ridiculous?
If you have an urgent need to urinate, you should find a place to solve it as soon as possible. Even if you don’t have a chance, you won’t die if you endure it for a while, right? Why do you just make a fool of yourself in front of so many people? If this spreads out, the Shang family will
Where to put your face?
Shang Wen took out a pack of tissues with an ugly expression and handed it to Shang Wu, asking him to wipe his pants.
Shang Wu held the tissue in his hands, with a sad face, without daring to raise his head. Like a child who had done something wrong, he slipped to the dark place in the corner to wipe his pants.
"Hahahahahahahaha..."
A burst of exaggerated laughter rose into the sky. Needless to say, the one who dared to laugh so arrogantly must be Jiang Xu. This guy pointed at Shang Wu who was hiding in the distance with one hand, and held his stomach with the other hand, laughing so hard that he couldn't stand upright.
The most shocked person was Lin Shanya. Among everyone present, she was the only one who knew that Ye Xingyu really knew medical skills because she had seen him save the wife of the chairman of the Kamikaze Group.
But this time it was even more exaggerated. He actually only took one look at Shang Wu and said with certainty that the other party would wet his pants. Such medical skills were simply unheard of and unbelievable. Just like Bian Que, the miracle doctor during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, he didn't even need to look, hear or ask anything.
You can tell where the problem is just by looking at it with the naked eye.
If Ye Xingyu really had as magical medical skills as Bian Que, he would be even more popular than his status as an ancient warrior!
Why? Because for thousands of years from ancient times to the present, how many can be called miracle doctors? Can you count fifty? And how many ancient warriors are there today? There are several of them in the Lin family alone!
If the Lin family had a miracle doctor who could help her grandfather treat his illness, why would the Lin family be in such a miserable state? How could a tiger be bullied by a dog even though he was in Pingyang?
Thinking of this, Lin Shanya suddenly had an idea in her heart. She wanted Ye Xingyu to treat her grandfather's disease. As long as he could cure her grandfather's disease, both Ye Xingyu and Lin Shanya would be great contributors to the Lin family.
At the same time, Ye Xingyu's ability and identity can also be recognized by the Lin family. She will not arouse criticism for her advocating for private marriage. Instead, she has become a wise judge of people, a match made in heaven.
In fact, her status in the Lin family will be greatly improved, and it is natural to succeed her uncle as the heir.
In this way, Lin Shanya will have the opportunity to realize her highest ideal and build a business empire that shocks the world. Just like that person back then, her name will last forever and become a legend.
The same thing will have different feelings in the eyes of different people.
Lin Shanya here is full of thoughts, and Zheng Shirley over there is worried.
She really didn't expect that Shang Wu was so useless. He wet his pants on the spot before even entering the gate. If so many people saw it, the news would definitely spread. Wouldn't it also make her a laughing stock?