Chapter 44 Looks better without clothes【For further reading】
Yaya’s heart of gossip is burning:
"Please tell me in detail what you saw at that time."
"I told you it's not me, it's a friend of mine."
"Please tell me in detail about your friend's situation at that time, and I will help you analyze it." Yaya didn't want to expose her, but this time she really got into trouble with her and the Thirteenth Prince.
"Here's what happened...my friend helped him take a bath, first moved his hands and feet, and then touched me."
"Where to touch? Breast, or other places?"
"Don't interrupt." Xiaoxiao told about yesterday evening, skipping many details and only telling what needed to be said. After finishing speaking, he asked: "Do you know what happened?"
"That's it. It's just a kiss and it's over. The Thirteenth Prince can't do it. If it were me, the child would be able to crawl on the ground."
Xiaoxiao was speechless: "What did you ask His Highness Thirteenth to do? What does this matter have to do with him? My friend is not giving him a bath. Quickly analyze and analyze what is wrong with my friend."
"Your friend is sick."
"Sick."
Xiaoxiao was struck by lightning. All these years of hard work were in vain. She had to spend a lot of money to get sick. Her early retirement life was ruined. Wuwuwu...
"It's not a disease. It's a normal phenomenon. It's called kissing sequelae. Don't worry about it. You'll be fine in a few days."
This is the first time Xiaoxiao has heard:
"Sequelae of kissing, what is this?"
Yaya explained:
"It is the stage where the relationship between a man and a woman heats up rapidly after they kiss. This stage is often accompanied by a series of mental-depressing phenomena, such as being in a daze, having a blank mind, feeling uninterested in doing anything, and always thinking about the other person's image."
"I see, then how can I...my friend overcome this?"
"Don't worry about it, it will be fine in a few days. However, even if the sequelae of kissing have passed, the phenomenon of mental retardation will still accompany you. Some will last a lifetime, and some will wake up quickly.
There are two periods when the sequelae of kissing are most depressing. One is the period of love.
The second is the pregnancy period.
Especially during pregnancy, the decline in intelligence is particularly serious. This is how it happens after three to three years of pregnancy."
Xiaoxiao suddenly realized: "So that's the case, then there's no way to solve it?"
Yaya said sincerely: "The only way is that 'a wise man never falls in love'. As long as you don't fall in love or get pregnant, you can always keep a clear mind, and falling in love has nothing to do with you."
"Do you understand?"
"Master, I peed."
"..." Yaya said with a dark face, "Do you understand or not?"
"I don't understand it at all."
Xiaoxiao felt that the maid was talking nonsense and was too lazy to listen, so she left the dressing room.
Yaya shook her head: "I can't even understand this. It's obvious that I'm already at the stage of mental retardation."
Xiaoxiao went back to the room and continued to be in a daze, and the day passed like this.
night.
Xiaoxiao still couldn't sleep, her head was empty, and she continued to be in a daze. Until late at night, a flying pigeon landed by her window, and her eyes suddenly lit up. She thought it was written by His Highness Thirteenth Prince.
She happily took down the letter, opened it and saw that it was the Queen who came to see her for something.
Suddenly it felt boring.
Putting on his night clothes, he left the Prince's Mansion while no one was paying attention, and soon arrived at the Leng Palace.
"See the Queen, I wonder what the Queen is looking for for a slave?" Are you planning to pay me for my work? This was what she was thinking.
"How have you been living in the Thirteenth Prince's Mansion recently?"
"fine."
The Queen was lying on the couch, her white and tender legs crossed, and she said with a straight face:
"Of course. I see that you have gained weight. Your face is much rounder than before. It seems that the food is very good."
Xiaoxiao didn't say anything. The food in the Thirteenth Prince's Mansion was really good, it goes without saying.
"I came to you because I want to tell you something. The assassination mission will be terminated here."
"ah!"
Xiaoxiao was stunned.
Stop it, she doesn't want to stop it.
Seeing Xiaoxiao's shocked expression, the Queen knew that she felt uncomfortable and said:
"I have been lurking for more than two years and have gone through many trials and hardships. It is indeed a bit uncomfortable to suddenly terminate your mission, but there is no way. The assassination is meaningless now."
"Slave, can I ask the reason?"
"After the emergence of the Feihua Feixian Formation a few days ago, the Thirteenth Prince's mother-concubine, Concubine Yue, became a world-famous formation master. Her attainments in formations were unparalleled in the world. The Yu Dynasty could never find anyone else with this talent. Even more so now.
I am studying the remaining pictures of Emperor Xuan's Sky-Swallowing Formation. Once the research is done, it will definitely leave a name in history. I cherish my talent and love my house as much as I do, so his son... the assassination mission should be terminated here."
actually.
The real reason was that the Queen didn't want to offend her.
In the past, the Queen Empress only knew that the Yue Concubine did not fight or rob her. She was relatively Buddhist, so she thought she was not very capable.
I didn't expect it to be so awesome.
The forces behind her just sent her a message, asking her not to provoke this person for the time being. They said that the mother-in-law of the Concubine Yue was a little mysterious, so they didn't dare to provoke him easily.
"Empress, I dare to think that leaving the prince's residence now is not a wise choice."
"Who asked you to leave the Prince's Mansion? What I mean is that the assassination mission has been terminated. You will still stay in the Prince's Mansion for the time being, but you must find a suitable time and a suitable reason to leave the Prince's Mansion as soon as possible."
"My slave understands."
"After you leave the prince's palace, you must return to this palace immediately."
"Here."
"Back off."
Xiaoxiao left Leng Gong and muttered:
"Leave, leave. I don't want to leave. Where can I find such a good boss like the Thirteenth Prince? When can I realize my 30-year-old retirement plan?"
But I think so.
She still had to accept the reality and leave the Prince's Mansion.
After all she is a killer.
She has not yet told the Thirteenth Prince her true identity. If she told him that I came to kill you in the first place, he would be so chilled and sad.
She didn't want him to feel cold and she didn't want her to be sad.
"Okay, I have decided to leave the Prince's Mansion after he recovers from his injuries."
Because no matter what
The injury of the Thirteenth Prince had something to do with him. If he had not sent out all the maids and maids in the palace to find him, he would not have been injured. Therefore, he could not leave him and leave. He must be injured.
Take good care of yourself before running.
"right."
"That's it."
"When he recovers from his injuries, he will definitely leave here."
"No compromise."
"This is my principle."
"Hey, these words feel a bit familiar. Have I said them once before?"
Xiaoxiao scratched his head and couldn't remember clearly, so he said: "It doesn't matter. I am serious this time. I guarantee with my personality that I will leave when he recovers from his injury."
otherwise.
I committed suicide by swallowing feces.
After making up her mind, Xiaoxiao felt light all over and ran to the Thirteenth Prince's Mansion without hesitation.
Return to the room.
Take a good nap.
I slept particularly soundly this time.
Sleep until dawn.
The next day, I overslept.
Luluo violently kicked her room away, ruthlessly lifted her quilt, and said:
"Sister Xiaoxiao, His Highness Thirteenth is up. Get up quickly and help him apply the medicine with me."
Xiaoxiao quickly jumped up from the bed, sat next to the mirror, and put on makeup for herself.
“Xiaoxiao, you’re already burning your eyebrows, why should you put on makeup?”
"How can you meet people without makeup?"
After putting on makeup, Xiaoxiao started to pick out clothes. After picking and choosing, she was still not satisfied, so she asked: "Luluo, which dress do you think looks good on me?"
Luluo said ruthlessly: "It looks best without any clothes on."