Li He was dressed in white and stopped in front of the window, feeling sad and sad.
Seeing Li He's sad face, Luluo beside him said with a smile:
"Your Highness Thirteenth, are you unhappy? How about I use my hands and tongue to make you happy?"
"..." Li He turned his head and looked at the little girl who was only eight or nine years old and had just reached his waist. She was so small that he really couldn't touch her.
"Your Highness Thirteen, don't get me wrong, I don't mean what you think." Luluo blushed and said: "I can do magic. My hands can turn into a snake, and my tongue can also turn into a snake. When combined together, it becomes a two-headed snake.
, slightly slightly..."
"You go ahead and play." Li He was not in the mood to watch tricks.
"oh."
Lu Luo lowered her head, walked out of the wing, and went out to tell a few maids: "His Thirteenth Highness is unhappy. Do you know the reason?"
A maid in red who was three years older than her took her hand and said with a blushing face: "Maybe I know."
Luluo pricked up her ears: "Sister Sweet Potato, you are so sweet."
Although she is only thirteen years old, her face and figure are obviously beautiful, but this beautiful girl is full of crooked thoughts: "Know more."
Green Luo scratched her head and said:
"Sister Sweet Potato, don't be so secretive. If you have anything to say, say it quickly."
Hongshu leaned close to her ear and whispered:
"Our Thirteenth Highness likes eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling. In fact, what he is most interested in is prostitution. Now that he is banned and cannot go to the tile house, the Qinghuan, the Happy Building, and the Beauty House, he is naturally unhappy. Do you know what is good about these places?"
"I don't know." Luo Luo shook her head.
"Fortunately, there are all kinds of women in these places. In fact, he just wants women, so you understand."
"Oh, I understand. I'm leaving the palace now to bring in a group of beauties." Luluo said and ran outside. After running a few steps, she stopped and asked, "Sister Hongshu, do you know what type His Highness likes?"
"Of course I know that His Highness Thirteen likes women with big breasts, thin waists, perky butts, and shiny feet. The most important thing is the feet. As long as the feet are crystal clear, white and tender, the rest can be ignored."
"Sister Hongshu, I remember that your feet are very beautiful. How about we stop looking outside and you can come on?"
"No, that's not my intention."
"If so what do you like?"
"Dance with guns and sticks."
"Okay, how about you do me a favor? Go out and help me pick out some beauties."
"good."
"Let's go get the silver first."
Luluo hurried to Butler Zhang with the sweet potatoes.
Butler Zhang's snoring could be heard from far away.
Lu Luo came to the old man, knocked on the table, and said:
"Butler Zhang, wake up, don't sleep, I want one hundred taels of gold."
"Scared." Butler Zhang woke up in a daze and yawned: "Purpose?"
Butler Zhang is responsible for recording all daily expenses of the mansion. He is a bearded old uncle with a wrinkled face. He looks amiable and makes people feel easy to get along with.
Although Luluo is a popular person around His Highness Thirteenth Prince, she still has to explain the purpose of withdrawing money. After all, one hundred taels of gold is not a small amount.
"Butler Zhang, you are too tall. Squat down and I will tell you."
When the housekeeper knelt down, Lu Luo whispered a few words in his ear.
Butler Zhang blushed, but he still gave the two little girls a hundred taels of gold.
When they walked away, Butler Zhang cursed and said:
"It's an insult to politeness, it's an insult to politeness."
Then he opened a drawer. The notepad in this drawer was specially used to record the special expenses and some interesting things of His Highness Thirteenth Highness. His mother-in-law, Concubine Yue, secretly asked him to make special records.
Currently only he and Concubine Yue know.
Take out the notepad and open the last page, which says.
"On February 1, Yuanhe Year, His Highness Thirteenth Highness listened to music at the Happy House and paid one hundred taels."
"On February 3rd of the Yuanhe year, His Highness Thirteenth Highness listened to music at the Happy House and ordered an oiran who was said to be the best in the capital. He spent 500 taels. After leaving, he cursed, saying that the oiran's reputation was a false one and he would never go there again next time.
"
"On February 4th of the Yuanhe year, His Highness Thirteenth Highness listened to music at the Happy House, and ordered the courtesan who was known as the number one. He paid eight hundred taels and when he left, he swore that he would be a dog next time he went there."
"On February 5th, Yuanhe Year, His Highness Thirteenth Highness listened to music at Happy House..."
"On February 6, Yuanhe Year, His Highness Thirteenth Highness listened to music at Happy House..."
"On February 8, in the Yuanhe year, His Highness Thirteenth Highness listened to music in the beautiful house and spent three hundred taels."
"On February 9, in the Yuanhe year, His Highness the Thirteenth Prince listened to music and spent three hundred taels."
"On the 10th day of the second lunar month in the Yuanhe year, His Highness Thirteenth Prince listened to music in the house and spent two hundred taels."
The notepad record stops here.
It's not that the Thirteenth Prince turned back as a prodigal, but that he was grounded for teasing the Queen.
Unexpectedly, a new record was added after a month.
Butler Zhang picked up his brush and wrote:
"On the fourteenth day of March in the Yuanhe year, His Highness Thirteenth wanted to listen to music and asked his maids Luluo and Hongshu to go out to find beautiful women and receive one hundred taels (crossed out) of whoring money..."
"It's better not to write it now. It won't be too late to write it after we figure things out."
Butler Zhang closed the notepad, crossed his legs, and continued to sleep. Soon, deafening snoring began.
…
One hundred taels of gold, which is about ten kilograms, is a bit difficult for Pothos, but for sweet potatoes who have already embarked on spiritual practice, ten kilograms is not a problem at all.
The two skipped out of the mansion and went to a brothel to look for beauties. They accidentally noticed a newly opened brothel in the capital - Setsuna House.
In the past few days, Shana Lou has gained a lot of momentum and is being promoted everywhere.
It is said that Shuna House is about to become the number one brothel in the capital, and it has also introduced four major courtesans, namely Yun Xiangyi, Hua Xiangrong, Zi Buyu and Hong Fu Nu.
Yun Xiangyi, a beautiful dancer, became famous because of her dancing on the lotus, and became the first of the four oirans.
Hua Xiangrong is known as the flower god handed down from generation to generation. Every time it appears, thousands of flowers bloom and their fragrance covers the ten-mile alley.
The child was silent, wearing a white veil, hazy and even more mysterious.
The red-whiskered girl is enchanting and colorful, like a beautiful snake.
The four most important oirans are still virgins, so they are becoming more and more popular.
Pothos and Sweet Potato also wanted to hire four courtesans, but they didn't have enough money, so they had to settle for the next best thing.
He spent one hundred taels of gold to buy a dozen beauties at the "Washe" and hurried to the Thirteenth Prince's residence in a carriage and delivered them to Li He.
"Ah this..." When Li He saw a dozen women twisting their waists in front of him, he was shocked. What kind of brain circuit did this girl have? He flicked her forehead and immediately drove all these women out of his mansion.
.
Because these women are not good looking.
Too ugly.
Li He rubbed Luluo's head and said, "Next time you let such an ugly woman into my mansion, I will spank you."
"It turns out that he is too ugly. I thought His Highness Thirteenth didn't like women anymore."
"How is that possible?" Li He always kept in mind the character of the original owner, who liked to eat, drink, whore, and gamble. For such an experienced driver, ordinary women would definitely not be in his eyes.
"Then I will go find some good-looking ones."
"No, I want to rest for a while. You can go down."
Green Luo stopped disturbing Li He and hurried to Hongshu to complain:
"It's all your fault, His Highness the Thirteenth Highness you chose doesn't like it."
"unreasonable."
Hongshu scratched his head and said:
"I have been with His Highness Thirteen for several years, and I am very familiar with his hobbies. I have chosen stunning women with big breasts, thin waists, and perky butts. It is impossible not to like them. It should not be my problem. It may be something wrong with His Highness.
Tell me what he told you?"
"His Royal Highness Thirteen said he wanted to rest for a while."
"Take a rest for a while? What do you mean?" Hongshu thought hard, suddenly realized, and said:
"I understand. His Highness Thirteenth has been listening to music all these years and has noticed something wrong with his body, so he wants to rest. According to my guess, he has overstretched his life and suffered from kidney deficiency."
Luluo asked seriously:
"Then how to treat it?"
Hongshu thought for a while and said:
"Over the past few years, Divine Doctor Hua of the Divine Medical Hall has developed a medicine to treat kidney deficiency. The effect is immediate. I will take you there, but it is a bit expensive and ordinary people cannot afford it."