Mid-Autumn Festival Extra: Jade Rabbit Pounding Medicine
When the moon climbs to the top of the sky little by little, all the colors in the sky are eclipsed by the light of this full moon. Under the bright moonlight, countless pairs of eyes look up at it. Among them
Naturally, it also includes a certain silly and beautiful girl. Unfortunately, I can't find many appropriate and perfectly fitting metaphors in the adjective vocabulary of this silly and beautiful girl. I can only follow the first thought in my heart and blurt out:
"Ning Yuan...do you think the moon looks like a round sesame seed pancake?"
"Lu Jiujiu, you are also an art student after all...please stop stretching your hips like this." Master Ning complained: "Li Bai didn't know the moon when he was young, but he still called it a white jade plate...why did you call it a sesame cake?"
"But it's really similar. The moon is yellow when I see it now...it's nothing like the gray-white delicate appearance in the photo."
"This is simply due to the refraction of atmospheric wavelengths. Simply put, the light we usually see comes from..."
Lu Jiujiu: Abba, Ababa, Abba…
Master Ning: "..."
"Can you please stop pretending to be dead as soon as class starts and let me have a little bit of the joy of a science student understanding the king..."
"I have worked very hard..." Jiubao said apologetically: "How about you explain it to me in some easy-to-understand and vivid terms?"
Master Ning thought for a while and seemed to feel that his cramming education method in science was indeed inappropriate for Lu Hanhan. He lowered his head and reflected: "You're right... I'm too strict... Let's do this, let's educate while having fun.
, let me tell you a story~"
"what story!"
Lu Jiujiu became interested immediately after hearing this, and looked at Ning Yuan with anticipation. At that time, Master Ning was lying on the rocking chair in the courtyard of his villa and admiring the moon leisurely. Seeing that his girlfriend was interested, he did not hesitate.
Hiding it, he said slowly and loudly:
"This matter started talking about a long time ago. Legend has it that many years ago..."
"Wait a minute!" Lu Jiujiu stretched out her hand to stop, and then trotted back to her residence with her short legs. After holding a bag of melon seeds, she came to Ning Yuan's side with satisfaction:
"Okay, keep talking."
Ning Yuan: "..."
"Many years ago..."
"Click~"
"There is one on the ground..."
"Click..."
Master Ning:?
"Lu Jiujiu, can you make a little noise when you eat melon seeds? It's hard for me to perform like this."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I just wanted to give you something to eat." Jiubao said aggrievedly, "Then should I keep my voice down?"
"What I mean is... you can come into my arms and eat it, so you can feed it directly into my mouth."
"Okay~"
The girl obediently lay in Master Ning's arms. What could not be concealed under the tulle skirt was her exquisite figure and pleasant fragrance. The warm fragrance of soft jade was in her arms. For a moment, Ning Yuan couldn't tell what was around the courtyard.
The fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus floats ten miles away, but the scent of Lu Hanhan in my arms is even more overwhelming.
He moved his body with difficulty, found a more comfortable position to enjoy Jiubao's feeding play, and then continued:
"A long time ago, there was a rabbit on the ground who lived for a long time. She lived a long, long time. Perhaps her only specialty was that she lived long."
"Then what?"
"The egg yolk cake is a bit dry. Is there any grapefruit?"
So Lu Hanhan began to take over the responsibility of peeling grapefruits again, and Master Ning lay on the rocking chair and started to talk nonsense, from Wu Gang conquering Gui to Chang'e flying to the moon, from Chang'e flying to the moon to Jingwei filling up the sea and Hou Yi shooting the sun.
, finally realized the digression and brought the story back to the final Jade Rabbit Poison.
"In this way, there is a jade rabbit in the moon palace who can make medicine. Her daily job is to keep making medicine, and keep making medicine, just hoping that one day she can make a magic medicine so that sister Chang'e can come to earth."
"If the moonlight is good, people on the ground can even see the shadow of the Jade Rabbit, moving and working hard..."
"Ah... isn't that 007?" Lu Hanhan, a small capitalist, said blankly: "Don't she take a break? This will reduce labor efficiency, right?"
"That's a divine rabbit."
"Oh~" Lu Jiujiu nodded as if she understood, "If it were me, I wouldn't be able to do this well. Making medicine sounds so difficult... Hmm? Ning Yuan?"
"Huh? What's wrong?"
"Why is it that when we started telling the story, you still had your hands around my waist, but then your hands moved to strange places at the end of the story?"
"Don't get me wrong, I heard you belittle yourself and express regret that you can't learn how to make medicine, so I decided to personally teach you how the legendary Jade Rabbit makes medicine." Master Ning said sternly: "It depends on whether you want to learn or not.
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"Do you know how Jade Rabbit makes medicine?"
"Of course...come on, be good...take this coat away...um...yes...hold it slowly and slowly...then gently move it up...and then down...yes...good boy...look up at me."
"Hiss... Slow down... Slow down... Don't hold the medicine pestle too tightly... Move gently, yes, that's it..."
Lu Jiujiu:?
"Ning Yuan, you are lying! What does this have to do with the Jade Rabbit!"
"Don't worry... This has something to do with the Jade Rabbit." Master Lao Se Pi Ning said seriously: "The next step is to witness the miracle..."
"You unbutton your shirt...yes...slowly put it in...move up and down just like you just did...hold the little rabbit in your hands...hiss..."
Lu Jiujiu:?
You call this Jade Rabbit Pounding Medicine?!
"Look, the Jade Rabbit has the action of pounding medicine... and there is also a medicine pestle. Isn't this the Jade Rabbit pounding medicine?"
At most, the two jade rabbits here are a little bigger than the ones on the moon~
"But I feel like you're bullying me." Lu Jiujiu, who knew he had been tricked, was very aggrieved. It could be seen that he seemed very comfortable and did not resist, so he just asked pitifully:
"Ning Yuan...are you okay...I'm so tired...can you take a rest?"
"It's a treasure... How can magic medicine be so easy to make... If you persist for a while, the Jade Rabbit in the sky has been trying to make it for thousands of years without success!"
"Then hurry up..."
"It's coming, it's coming... I'll definitely do it this time!" Ning Yuan took a breath: "How about taking a break and I'll tell you the story of Chang'e flying to the moon again? Do you want to know how she secretly took the elixir? Probably
It can be described with a poem: Lightly gather, slowly twist, wipe and pick again... Be good, I will teach you..."
Lu Hanhan:(?｀?Д?′)
"Suddenly I don't want to know anymore..." Lu Jiujiu, who was originally very interested in Chinese myths and legends, puffed up her cheeks and complained: "You clearly want to take advantage of me..."
"I took advantage of my girlfriend and it was fair and aboveboard." Master Ning pulled Lu Hanhan up and chuckled, "Do you want to tell the next story in the room?"
"Do you still have such a strange story?" Lu Jiujiu's eyes widened.
"Of course." Master Ning kissed Hanhan's forehead and chuckled, "As long as you want to hear it, I have stories to tell you throughout my life."
"Keep your word?"
"Keep your word."
"Then... remember to let me rest a few times in the middle." Lu Jiujiu blushed and said, "I won't be able to get out of bed the next day if I keep taking medicine."