"Come here, let's feed the Colonel some wine. Look, the Colonel is already shy!"
Fang Guang glanced at Emperor Xian, and Liu Xie, who was about to speak, immediately did not dare to speak again.
Next to Fang Guang, there was Huandao, who was famous for chopping off hands. When he was working in Hebei, he was also good at injecting medicine.
There is something wrong with this wine, and everyone around Fang Guang knows it.
A ring knife with strange teeth, working with the big tiger.
One of the two pinched Captain Changshui's jaw open, and the other, a familiar one, dropped most of the remaining bottle of wine into Zhong Ji's mouth.
Fang Guang looked carefully and saw that Zhongji, who was originally struggling, took a few sips of wine, and the divine light in his eyes instantly dissipated.
Zhao Yun let go of his hand, and Captain Changshui fell in the middle of the high platform as if he was drunk.
At this time, just as drunk as usual, Yang Biao touched his chin, and the more he looked at Fang Guang, the more domineering he became.
Lao Yang believed that he was very familiar with Cao Cao. He had been drinking with Chen Qun and Xun Yu, so he wanted to go forward to smooth things over and scold Fang Guang.
Unexpectedly, when Yang Xiu's father reached the center of the high platform, his legs suddenly stagnated and he could no longer move.
He was shocked and looked down. He thought Captain Changshui was drunk, but now he opened his eyes wide and looked straight at Yang Biao.
"Chicken legs, such big chicken legs!"
The biggest difference between the effectiveness of Ma Huan Powder and Ma Fei Powder is that it makes people crazy.
Jiping medicinal wine has surprisingly good effects. Now, in Zhongji's opinion, Yang Biao's shanks are mouth-watering chicken legs sprinkled with spices and salt.
"tasty!"
"ah!"
Zhongji showed his signature look like a zombie from a later American TV series, and looked at Yang Biao's calf in his hand, biting it down.
Yang Xiu's father let out a miserable cry, which reached the inner city of Xuchang.
His crown robe, trousers, and the underwear underneath had four holes in them, and blood spurted out.
What was even more frightening was that Zhong Ji was chewing a mixture of cloth pieces and blood and water in his mouth, and his face was full of intoxication, as if he was eating delicacies.
"There are also chicken necks here. Chicken necks are the most delicious. Fried and eaten with wine!"
On the high platform, Zhongji raised his eyes and looked between Taichang's legs. He wondered what the chicken neck he shouted was.
Seeing Captain Changshui struggling to stand up, the next bite must be shockingly lethal.
At this time, Lao Yang was completely frightened. Although he was old and a good eater, his functions were not bad. If he was bitten by a madman here today, Yang Biao might be the biggest loser.
"Help, help, Fang Datong, help me, this man is crazy!"
At the critical moment, Yang Taichang's love for the big man wavered slightly, and he shouted at Fang Guang, who was unhappy.
The young man nodded to Guan Hai and warned him.
"Brother Guan, be careful. Don't bite your legs or feet. It's best to kick him away!"
"Hey, Uncle Dong Guo, I remember that this person is a good friend of Uncle Guo. I didn't expect that he could drink so much that he behaved inappropriately in front of His Majesty today. It's a big sin, a big sin!"
"Brother Guan, you can kick Captain Changshui to Uncle Guo. They have a deep love for each other!"
Fang Guang winked at Guan Hai again. The greasy man in yellow turban understood and moved one leg between Yang Biao's feet. Using Lautaro's footwork, he looked straight at the increasingly unscrupulous Zangji.
Shot out.
This time, the accuracy was too bad. The first point Dong Cheng aimed at was at Dong Jieyu's feet.
"ah!"
Dong Cheng's daughter screamed and jumped into the arms of Liu Xie beside her in fright.
At the critical moment, the cavalry general still had superb kicking skills. Dong Cheng rounded his thighs and volleyed out.
Although the chariot and cavalry generals were not good at bows and horses, this time they still made a good start in the Han Dynasty.
Zhong Ji danced and screamed strangely, flew ten feet out, and landed under the high platform. He raised his head and looked straight at Ji Ping not far away. Doctor Ji's hair stood on end when he saw it.
"I will not give in!"
Captain Changshui's eyes were filled with hallucinations. Zhong Ji seemed to be in a battle formation, screaming strangely and rushing towards the crowd.
Something unexpected happened during the Spring Festival today. A high-ranking official became drunk and went crazy. The people watching from a distance talked among themselves and most of them laughed.
Suddenly, Zhong Ji put his hands on the ground and kicked his feet in the air. The effect of Ma Huan San was fully exerted, and he rushed through the crowd and ran straight towards the woods in the distance.
On the high platform, Dong Cheng thought that this guy still had hundreds of soldiers, so he was extremely respectful to him. He looked at Captain Changshui's retreating back with a look of struggle on his face.
"General Wang, go and see what happened to Zhongji!"
"Oh, you are worthless. If you can't drink, don't drink. You are talking nonsense!"
No one knows better than Dong Cheng what happened today. He felt bitter in his heart and could only scold Captain Changshui.
Wang Zifu had an embarrassed look on his face, and he led Buqu and a few others in pursuit in the direction in which Zhongji disappeared.
After a while, a soldier came back to report with an embarrassed look on his face.
"Your Majesty, General Dong, Colonel Zhong, he has stopped!"
"It stopped, but the drunkenness has passed?"
"Um, no, there is a temporary toilet in the woods. The captain fell into the manure pit and was picked up by the general and sent back to Xuchang first!"
"vomit!"
"Fuck!"
When they heard that Captain Changshui had fallen into a manure pit, Dong Cheng and his gang had disgust on their faces. Queen Fushou, who loved cleanliness the most, even whispered a few words to Liu Xie.
Fang Guang, who has the best hearing, clearly heard that the Queen acted coquettishly and asked Your Majesty not to let Captain Changshui enter the palace again.
A conspiracy completed the farce, making everyone laugh for Dong Cheng.
The first part of the Spring Festival has come to an end. Liu Xie was furious and looked at Dong Cheng. His uncle understood and quickly stood up.
"My lords, the spring festival has been completed, it's time for the spring hunting. At Panmo Mountain, which is only twenty miles away from here, my subordinates have already hunted the deer!"
"Please also ask Your Majesty to move over and shoot the stag together with the other lords to pray for a good harvest in fishing and hunting!"
"Congratulations to your majesty on your great success!"
Dong Chengyu, Zhong Yao, Yang Biao and others all agreed.
Liu Xie was proud of himself and clapped his hands. His followers had already sent him his majesty's usual precious eagle bow and golden arrows!
The self-made bow and arrow are one of the Nine Tins, and the most important thing that shows the identity of a shooter.
The bow dedicated to the emperor was passed down from generation to generation by the Han emperors and was the most noble.
All the people and soldiers in the audience couldn't help but shout together when they saw Emperor Xian's bow and arrow.
Liu Xie had a rare moment of glory, and he was overjoyed. He glanced around, but did not see Fang Guang.
He had a ghost in his heart, and he knew that Fang Datong was lawless, so he was afraid. He scanned the audience for a full moment before he saw the great Sinong who had miraculously cracked the Jiping Giant today.
At this time, I was taking a break from my busy schedule to chat and joke with my four incredibly beautiful wives in a corner of the stage.
Diao Chan flapped her jade hands between her mouth and nose, frowned, and acted coquettishly towards Sinong, obviously talking about Captain Changshui falling into the cesspool.
The most beautiful woman in the world, with her rare beauty and naivety at this time, Liu Xie's heart suddenly started beating violently.