I looked at Kui in confusion. I now feel that my life has changed unbelievably since Tomato understood things. I really can’t believe it. I have been fed a lot of knowledge that I don’t know. I am now very grateful to the Internet.
Novels written by all kinds of great gods, and thanks to the movies made by directors with unlimited imagination. Without the baptism of these things, I guess I would be either stupid or crazy now.
"What do you want to do? When you talk about studying abroad, you shouldn't just throw them into the mountains and be done with it, right?"
"Of course not, I won't talk to you about this matter so easily. Demons also need to learn. We use hundreds of years or even longer to develop spiritual wisdom, so naturally we cannot waste this time.", Hundreds of years to develop spiritual wisdom.
?I look at Tomato, she seems to have only practiced for 500 years in total.
"She is different. She was enlightened by a saint and ate the blood of the saint." Kui said, seeing what I was thinking.
"!You ate people?", I looked at the tomatoes and asked in surprise?
"No! Don't listen to the wind, it's the rain. I just licked the blood spit out by Mr. Wang. He was in poor health in the mountains at that time, and he coughed and vomited blood, so I licked it without knowing it. Don't keep thinking wrong!
"
Tomato defended loudly. Kui was also a little embarrassed. He said: "It doesn't mean that you have to eat it whole to get blood essence. In fact, when people are in a hurry, seriously ill, or anxious, what they vomit out is their own blood essence. That's why there is
Vomiting blood will hurt your body."
"Oh, I don't know either. Then it's no wonder that Tomato is very spiritual and smart." I praised Tomato guiltily, but Tomato looked like he didn't care about you.
"Okay, let's get down to business. Some animals want to learn from humans' progressive thoughts. I have to praise you humans here. Not only do you have the most suitable body for cultivation, but you also have unlimited thinking ability. We, the demon clan, usually
In the era when your thoughts exploded, it was easier to practice and make progress. Now we have actually reached a stage where a large number of our people are beginning to have signs of spiritual awakening. This is a good thing, but it is also a bad thing."
"How do you say this?"
"We can all develop. Your human race will develop more, and more people will accept spiritual practice and begin to awaken spiritual wisdom. In fact, this matter itself is nothing. But you humans have always believed that people who are not our race must have different minds. You
Different human races are still fighting each other, let alone treating us monsters."
Kui's words made me feel ashamed. Indeed, in many places on the earth, massacres are still taking place. Even in peaceful countries, there is discrimination between different races and mutual indifference between different races.
It is a very common thing to be pleasing to the eye. Although we all know that it is not good, everyone actually has their own Xiao Jiujiu in their hearts.
"Let's talk first, what do you want me to do?"
"We need a receptionist here. We were originally optimistic about this civet cat, but she recommended you to do it with me. I want to talk to you first, and then submit it for approval."
There is a lot of information in this statement. Why are you bullish on Tomato? Who should you report this to?
I raised my question directly. Kui said: "The reason I am optimistic about her is that although she has only been practicing for 500 years, her spiritual intelligence has been opened long ago, so she understands human feelings better. I saw her reincarnation in the early years, and I was impressed.
The profound thing is that she actually has some cultivation methods of the ancient Egyptian moon god, so she is not entirely a Middle-earth culture, and it is more convenient for us to communicate with the monsters here. Secondly, because her way of enlightenment is to be enlightened by humans, her original intention is not
If there is no dust, the future will be limitless. As for who to report to and who to approve, you don’t need to know this now. If the approval is passed, you will naturally know. If the approval is not passed, you don’t need to know.”
"Your official tone is really clueless. So according to what you said, not only do monsters exist in China, but also in other countries? For example, Egypt? And you said China and surrounding areas? Many surrounding areas? Can you say that?"
"This can tell you that in fact, the spread of Middle-earth civilization in the monster circle preceded human exchanges. For example, the Sakura Islands, Changbai Mountain Peninsula, and the South Asian subcontinent are all considered to be peripheral to Middle-earth. If the monsters in these places want to register, they must also
You need to come to China to register."
"Oh, I probably understand. It's just like the Huns outside. There is no embassy. If you want a visa, you have to go to the capital of our country."
"Yes, that's what it means."
"Then do you demon clan also have an embassy?"
"We don't call it the embassy because the monster external affairs agency was first established in the Tang Dynasty. At that time, it was also called Honglu Temple when the official positions were changed in the Tang Dynasty. Later, as dynasties changed, we also called it for convenience. Now.
I follow you and call me the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Because monsters are not divided into countries, only regions, so there are no embassies outside, and they are all called offices." Kui handed over a business card. The person in charge of North America had a different name.
Small.
I looked at Kui's business card speechlessly. You guys really keep up with the times.
"Then are you planning to let us open an office?"
"You are thinking well. We have offices in North America, and you are just a subordinate service point and study abroad service center."
"Can't you think of a nicer name? Study Abroad Service Center, you have the potential to be a rogue agent."
"Isn't this close to reality? If someone occasionally hears it outside, it will be easy to explain. Besides, I'm talking about a certain cave in a certain mountain? How do you apply for an address for a student? How do you file taxes at the end of the year?"
"What? What? There is also tax filing? Are you goblins? You probably know better than me. I didn't know how to file taxes until I started working for myself. How come you know everything?"
"This is advancing with the times. Do you think monsters are still living in caves and don't know what a computer is and what a mobile phone is? How can we accept new things?" Tomato suddenly interjected at this time.
I rubbed my aching head and asked, "Then what are the benefits to me? What are the benefits of tomatoes?"
"This civet cat's Taoism is not high or low. I can give her a golden elixir to help her attain enlightenment and improve her Taoism for 300 years. Then I can lend her this thing to use." Kui said, taking out a
The glass cover looks like a glass cup, but when placed upside down, it becomes crystal clear and sparkles with red light.
"This is the Nine Dragon Divine Fire Shield that Taiyi used to save Kutianzun. Have you heard of it?" I was surprised when I heard that Taiyi saved Kutianzun. Is Taiyi the real person? There is one in Fengshen Yanyi, but he is not a disciple of Chanjiao.
Isn’t it? Hasn’t Chan Jiao always been at odds with practitioners like Jie Jiao who are wearing horns? How could they borrow this?
"Taiyi Tianzun is the supporter from all directions, helping people in distress. He is very kind-hearted. In fact, all living beings are suffering, including monsters. Taiyi Tianzun has long wanted to find a way to solve the problem of not being able to become a spirit. This time is an opportunity. And this little one
The civet cat has no magic weapon to protect itself, so he specially lent him his divine fire shield. Tianzun said that if you can understand the magic door, you are allowed to try to practice your own magic weapon. Giving you 300 more years of Taoism will make you reluctant
Use this treasure, otherwise you won't be able to pick it up." The second half of the sentence was said to Tomato.
Tomato looked at the Holy Fire Shield with bright eyes, and then turned to look at me. It's over, she has been bribed, and the golden elixir has not been given to her. If it had been given, she would have taken it out to play with by now.
I looked at Kui: "What about me?"
"You have to wait, I have to review your situation first, and then choose a reward based on your situation."
"…Then I just wait now?"
"No, you can start preparing. The first batch of lists of students studying abroad will be sent soon. The names, personalities, and various information that can be provided will be included in the list. You need to sort it out. Some students
If they need your help to apply for local identity, you have to take them there. They need you to pick them up at the airport, go shopping, and make life arrangements."
"Wait a minute, isn't this what I do every day? You are looking for students to host teachers! And they don't give you a salary, do you give them a salary?"
"No."
"Then why should I? I'm busy during the day and busy at night. I'm still doing the same job. Don't use Ji Yinde's trick to fool me. If you don't give me something practical, who will do it?"
"Okay, I'll give you this personally, and we'll have to wait for the approval for the rest." As he said that, Kui handed over a finely carved, crystal clear... tooth. What did he mean? I took it in confusion.
.
"This is my tooth."
"…Then what?"
"There is my breath here. If you take it with you, it will clear your meridians and regulate your breath. I will teach you the formula. You can follow it and recite it 3 times every morning, noon and evening. You can turn bad luck into good luck and adversity into good fortune.
.”
I looked at Kui sideways, "You're here to trick a monkey? I'm not a Sun Wukong. You're trying to fool me like Guanyin Bodhisattva to fool him. Are you embarrassed?"
Ah...it hurts so much. I was looking at Kui sideways when Kui suddenly took out a needle, grabbed my hand and pricked it. The needle seemed to be hollow, and I saw my blood flowing in along the needle.
"This is a porcupine quill. It's hollow inside and can preserve your blood. I want to go back and check it." It turns out that their review was for a blood test. They didn't know how my blood sugar was and whether my triglycerides were normal.
"I'm leaving first. Little Civet, tell him more about the situation. I'll be back in a few days."
"How do you leave?"
"I'll drive away."
"!Shouldn't you be flying? Or becoming invisible or something, just like when you appear."
"Why fly when driving is so convenient? Besides, I appeared behind you because you didn't close the door. You two didn't know what you were doing. You were so absorbed that I knocked on the door."
I was speechless. When I went out and watched Kui get into his electric sports car, I kept cursing, is the monster so rich? He still plays with electric cars. Looking back at Tomato, she was still looking at her divine fire shield.
No, where is the golden elixir? What kind of it does it look like?
"Tomato, have you given me the golden elixir?"
"No, I failed to overcome the tribulation before, and my inner elixir was damaged, so I can't eat it now. When he comes next time, he will repair my inner elixir first."
"Then this thing can't be placed on the table. Can you move it?"
"I can't take it now, but you can."
"Ah? Let me try." I picked up the divine fire shield and I could actually pick it up. Why?
"You are a mortal without magic power. This thing is just an ordinary cover to you, so it has no magic power and has no weight. If you had magic power, you would know how terrifying this thing is."
After listening to this explanation, I looked carefully at this divine fire cover. It did look like a glass cup, but it seemed to be two-layered, with glass inside and outside. There was a faint red light in the middle, and the inner layer of glass was very light.
It is engraved with dragons and nine strips, so it is called the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Shield.