The banquet lasted until late at night before it came to an end.
During the dinner, Xue Yun and An Ruxuan had to deal with the bombardment from the guests.
All kinds of greetings and solicitations are endless.
Xue Yun was so drunk by these enthusiastic guests.
As a result, he stopped drinking and couldn't remember exactly how he got to the hotel room.
Also drunk was Zhao Lihua, this sister is a drunkard at all.
If you don’t drink to the fullest after seeing these things, you will definitely not give up.
Early the next morning, Xue Yun was already lying on the water bed in the hotel when he woke up.
I was still wearing the tuxedo from last night, and I just felt dizzy.
Turning over, the sight in front of him suddenly made his mind go blank!
An Ruxuan was lying next to him...
The little beauty is still wearing the evening dress from last night, and her alluring figure and white neck are almost visible.
"Fuck!"
Xue Yun turned over and jumped up from the bed. Xue Yun seemed to have received a blow and became much more awake in an instant.
"Um...what's wrong..."
She opened her eyes drowsily and was awakened by his exclamation. When An Ruxuan reacted, she was also shocked!
"This! How could this happen..."
Subconsciously grabbing the quilt, An Ruxuan crawled into the corner of the water bed like a frightened rabbit, and shouted with a red face: "You...what did you do last night?!"
"Stop it! I didn't do anything!"
Xue Yun denied it and took a few steps back: "I drank too much last night and can't remember anything. I don't know how I got back to the hotel. You were here when I woke up in the morning..."
Biting her lip lightly, An Ruxuan tried to recall last night's experience, but she also looked confused.
At the banquet last night, all the guests thought she was pregnant, but they didn't get her drunk.
But Zhao Lihua would not let her go easily.
After a heavy drink, she finally lost her memory.
Leng Xintong and Xiao Gu probably won't end up much better, and they must have been harmed by this crazy woman Zhao Lihua.
What exactly happened last night? I'm afraid there's only one person who knows the truth!
"Zhao Tianyi!" The two of them said in unison.
After saying that, they immediately rushed out of the bedroom!
In the living room, Zhao Tianyi was drinking coffee leisurely, holding a book in his hand and flipping through it casually.
"Are you awake?"
When he saw the two of them walking out of the bedroom, he was still looking at the pages of the book with an expressionless expression.
"Zhao Tianyi, how come Ruxuan and I sleep in the same bed!?" Xue Yun asked.
An Ruxuan smiled bitterly with a slightly red face, and asked: "Tianyi, what happened last night?"
He closed the book with a snap.
Taking a slow sip of coffee, Zhao Tianyi said coldly: "Except for me, all of you drank too much last night. We finally got to the hotel, and I used the mecha steel frame to carry you upstairs one by one.
....”
"When you arrived at the door of the room, the two of you suddenly got drunk and started talking nonsense like you were going to do a fake show tonight and you had to cook raw rice into cooked rice..."
Xue Yun was completely stiff and completely speechless.
As for An Ruxuan, she was stunned and unable to refute.
"I really couldn't resist you, so I had to let you go into the bedroom together. As for what happened next, I don't know."
"so......"
Putting down the coffee, Zhao Tianyi pushed up his glasses and asked sincerely: "Have you cooked the rice last night?"
Fuck your grandpa!
These are all words of tiger and wolf!
By the way, does this guy know the true meaning of "cooking rice"?
Maybe he really thought it was meant literally...
An Ruxuan's face was extremely hot. She was so embarrassed that she picked up the quilt and ran away.
She has no shame in staying in this place any longer!
With a twitching sigh, Xue Yun calmed down and looked around, but found no trace of Xiao Gu.
"Where did the little bones go..."
Raising his eyebrows, Xue Yun came to the bar, poured a glass of water, and asked uneasily: "Did you forget about him last night?"
Xiaogu, who was born as a servant, is introverted, doesn't speak much, and has a very low sense of presence.
In the situation last night, it was not surprising that Zhao Tian forgot about him.
"You're insulting my memory..."
Zhao Tianyi said with a calm face: "He was just like you last night. He was extremely drunk. You and Ruxuan said you wanted to cook, and Leng Xintong's girl also wanted to join in the fun. She hugged Xiao Gu and didn't let go. Now the two of them
They should also be sleeping on the same bed..."
Poof~!
A mouthful of water spurted out, and Xue Yun's face was filled with shock.
Banana Bara...
Damn it, this is a big deal!
"I'll go! This is a rhythm that will kill people!"
Putting down the water glass, Xue Yun didn't have time to think too much, got up and walked to the girl's suite.
"You stinky scoundrel! You're looking for death!"
Sure enough, a deafening roar came from the suite next door.
next moment!
With a loud bang.
The entire hotel room shook violently!
Xue Yun rushed out of the room and was dumbfounded when he took a look.
The corridor was filled with smoke, and gravel and bricks were scattered on the floor.
Most of the walls of the girls' suite suddenly collapsed, and Xiaogu jumped out of the room in disheveled clothes!
He bowed his body and hid behind the Bai Zhan Yin soldiers. The strong anger was billowing and he did not dare to take it lightly for a moment.
With the wheat harvesters, Zhao Lihua angrily chased them out.
"I must castrate you stinky scoundrel today!"
Boo hoo hoo~!
The wheat harvester stretched out his arms, and countless flying knives shot through the air towards the small bones with cold light!
"Stop it all!"
Xue Yun took a big step, and a wall of ice rose across the sky.
Dangdangdang...
All Zhao Lihua's attacks were blocked!
"We are all a team, is there anything we can't talk about?!"
Frowning, Xue Yun shouted: "Calm down, everyone! Put away the armed freaks!"
With an extremely frustrated breath, Zhao Lihua waved her hand, and the harvester in the wheat field beside her disappeared in an instant.
Silently standing up straight, Xiaogu immediately released his defensive stance.
Only then did the hundred battles of Yin soldiers in front of him fade away.
After some explanations, everyone finally figured out the whole story.
Zhao Lihua woke up early in the morning and found herself on the floor of the living room.
Walking back to his room in a daze, he suddenly saw Xiao Gu and Leng Xintong sleeping on the same bed.
Messy clothes were scattered on the ground, and the two of them were hugging each other and sleeping together, which was very unsightly.
Immediately, Zhao Lihua woke up from most of her wine and attacked Xiaogu brazenly!
"He took advantage of us girls drinking too much and came to take advantage of our sweetheart. What is he other than a gangster?" Zhao Lihua still accused angrily.
"I, it's not..." Xiaogu shook his head silently.
Seeing this, An Ruxuan quickly advised: "Don't be impulsive. Everyone drank too much last night. It was an unintentional act. Even Xue Yun and I..."
Hearing some clues, Zhao Lihua sneered, her lips twitching, and she stared at Xue Yun angrily.
"Don't get me wrong!"
Holding out his hand, Xue Yun defended: "Ruxuan and I are innocent, we didn't do anything last night!"
Everyone looked at each other, and the atmosphere became extremely strange.
"Alcohol really makes people irrational..." Zhao Tianyi pushed up his glasses, shook his head, and watched the joke while remaining aloof.
"Uh...can I say a few words?"
Embarrassedly sticking his head out, Lengxintong, wrapped in a quilt, quickly tried to smooth things over.
"I was so crazy last night that I held my Xiaogu to prevent me from leaving, and entered the wrong room again... I think I'd better forget it. It was a misunderstanding. I'm really sorry that I frightened you, Sister Hua...
..."
"Ah...no! It's Amanda..." Lengxintong stuck out his tongue and made a begging gesture.
At this point, everything finally came to light.
Co-writing is a free love between you and me, which is not as dirty as Zhao Lihua imagined!
Her forehead was covered with veins, and Zhao Lihua suddenly had the illusion that she was a good person in vain and was being fed dog food.
"You are really good at it all!"
Turning around and walking through the collapsed wall, she raised her hands and said, "I don't care who I sleep with from now on!"
An Ruxuan laughed dumbly, looked at Xue Yun and couldn't help but blush, and quickly ran away.
The most generous one was Leng Xintong, who winked mischievously at Xiao Gu, then wrapped up the sheets and returned to his room on tiptoes.
Looking at the dilapidated scene in the hotel corridor, Xue Yun felt like crying.
This is all fucking money!
Even if you say less, you will have to pay millions to the hotel...
Glancing at Xiaogu next to him, Xue Yun took his shoulder and said, "You brat, you can't tell. You start very quickly..."
Stretching out his thumb, Xue Yun said with a smile: "In this aspect, I feel inferior to you, you are so awesome!"
His forehead was covered with black lines, and his bones felt like crying without tears.
He originally wanted to explain that Lengxintong was more proactive than him last night.
But think about it, let’s forget it…
Too much to say, too lazy to say!
[The author has something to say]
There is an American movie called "The Hangover"
There are two in total!
Very funny and weird, and very imaginative!
"囧囧" and everything else have plots borrowed from it.
Anyone who is interested can find it!
highly recommended!
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