Granny Ya made a strong move and controlled the two of them effortlessly.
Their armed freaks were forced back into their bodies, and their biological force fields were sealed on the spot.
Even the system is powerless against such tyrannical means.
Just give up the rescue and become a deserter!
Facing the towering gods, demons and monsters behind the old woman, a piece of data that defies the heavens is vividly visible in his mind.
[The exclusive skill "Encyclopedia of Freaks" is passively activated...]
[Freak name: Twin Buddhas and Demons. In one thought]
[Affiliated to: Granny Ya]
[Potential evaluation: ssr]
【level:???】
[Compendium of Freaks: Mythology, Spirituality]
[Freak equipment:???]
[Basic abilities: King Kong is indestructible, uses thoughts as blades, kills invisible, saves people without leaving a trace...]
[Special ability:???]
[Special ability:???]
[Special ability:???]
[Special ability:???]
[Special ability:???]
[Special ability:???]
[Introduction to Freak: The combination of Buddha and devil can transform inner demons and achieve Bodhi, all in one thought...]
The corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously, Xue Yun's forehead was covered with black lines, and he had nothing to say.
The question marks all over the screen explained everything.
Grandma Ya's strength is far higher than her own, just like Bei Gong Mu back then, she is so strong that there is no limit to it.
"Damn old woman..."
After groping all over his body, Hu Kui became furious and yelled: "What on earth did you do to me? Why can't I sense the armed monster!?"
There was a hint of murderous intent in his eyes!
The short body suddenly turned over, and Mrs. Ya didn't say much.
He directly kicked Hu Kui's crotch hard with his vaginal leg...
Snap~!
Xue Yun couldn't help but frown and couldn't bear to look directly.
It seems like you can hear the sound of breaking eggs from a long distance away!
"Hey..."
He clamped his legs so hard that Hu Kui bent over and fell to the ground, letting out a suppressed scream.
Landing lightly, Grandma Ya stood with her hands behind her hands and said in a deep voice: "You are so brave and fierce, but you have no respect for your superiors. If I do it next time, I will kill you!"
What the hell......
This old woman is too cruel!
Staring at Xue Yun fiercely, Granny Ya walked over slowly with a sullen face.
Taking two timid steps back, Xue Yun quickly covered his crotch and nodded, taking advantage of Hu Kui's warning: "Grandma Ya... You really can't blame me for this..."
"Of course, I am not totally without responsibility..."
Seeing the unkind expression on the other party's face, Xue Yun immediately smiled bitterly and said: "The main reason is that this guy is aggressive and wants to give me power when he comes up. I have no choice but to..."
The old lady walked up to her, raised her head and smiled kindly.
The huge force came forward violently, and Xue Yun suddenly felt like the world was spinning!
Grandma Ya lifted him up high, threw him over her shoulders gracefully, and smashed him to the ground!
Poof~
His back fell to the ground, and Xue Yun almost spit out a mouthful of old blood...
"Proud and arrogant based on his talent, slippery..."
Suddenly turning around, Granny Ya sneered: "You are not a good person either!"
Yaya, bah!
Damn old woman... she was too cruel!
Is this old guy really over a hundred years old?
He's as skilled as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, his waist is almost broken!
The children in the A-character You group poked their heads out of their dormitories one after another.
Seeing Granny Ya step in to prevent this catastrophe, she breathed a sigh of relief.
Everyone quickly walked out of the dormitory and stood in a queue neatly.
They bowed their heads respectfully and said, "Grandma Ya, okay!"
"Um......"
After pondering for a moment, Grandma Ya nodded and said: "There are three minutes left until morning class time. If you are not ready to prepare, do you want us all to be late together!?"
Everyone looked at each other and dispersed in an instant.
Picking up the textbooks and stationery, they swarmed towards the school not far away.
On the playground, only Xue Yun and Hu Kui were left lying on the ground, wailing miserably.
After a long time, the two of them calmed down and stood there obediently waiting for relief.
Bang!
Two shovels were thrown in front of the two men.
"Give you two bastards three hours..."
Grandma Ya said coldly as she followed the children to the school with her hands behind her hands.
"Before the morning classes end, I must clean up all the snow on the playground, and restore all the bumpy places that you have damaged to their previous appearance!"
After a pause, the old lady looked back with a gloomy expression.
"If the mission is not completed, I will castrate you..."
Gudong!
Xue Yun and Hu Kui swallowed their saliva in unison and watched the old lady leave leisurely.
I can't help but feel the cold wind under my crotch.
...
After struggling to shovel away the last pile of snow, Xue Yun collapsed on the ground with all his strength.
Hu Kui was already covered in sweat and stuck out his tongue, squatting on the ground and panting heavily.
High snow mountains have been piled up beside the playground.
These snow accumulations are indirectly caused by Ningxue.
My intestines were livid with regret.
If he had known this was the case, Xue Yun would not have shot himself in the foot no matter what.
"Damn old woman, you are really bullying me!"
Gritting his teeth and yelling curses, Hu Kui clenched his fists and couldn't help but look up to the sky and scream in grief.
"Shh... keep your voice down, walls have ears, do you understand?"
Looking around, Xue Yun said softly: "If the old woman finds out, we will definitely not get anything good..."
Throwing the shovel aside, the two of them sat down on the spot and took a short rest.
Taking out a pack of cigarettes from his arms, Hu Kui took out one and handed it over: "Want one?"
Taking the cigarette, he put it to the tip of his nose and smelled it, Xue Yun said casually.
"You're pretty good at fighting, but you don't have enough control, so be careful of the monkeys backlashing you!"
"You're not bad either!"
Slowly blowing out a circle of smoke, Hu Kui said with a smile: "If the old lady hadn't intervened just now, maybe I would have lost to you!"
The two looked at each other, both in a state of embarrassment now.
Can't help but look at each other and laugh...
Friendships between men are sometimes so inexplicable.
One moment they are fighting, and the next moment they are letting go of the past and talking and laughing.
The sympathy between strong men never needs any reason.
"Who sent you to this hellish place?" Hu Kui asked.
After a moment of silence, Xue Yun murmured: "Beigong Mu..."
"What? Dragon City War God?!"
With his eyes widened, Hu Kui asked again: "Who are you to abuse you like this?"
"It can be considered a master-student relationship..."
Shaking his head with a dumbfounded smile, Xue Yun responded: "Actually, I came here voluntarily..."
"impossible!"
With a wave of his hand, Hu Kui shook his head and said, "How can there be such a heartless person!"
Xue Yun almost fell to the ground, with black lines all over his face and speechless.
The reason why I came here is to make up for my shortcomings in combat power.
Through correct cultivation methods, you can strengthen yourself so that you can survive in the cruel doomsday wasteland civilization.
"What about you?"
Playing with the cigarette in his hand with great interest, Xue Yun asked: "Who sent you here?"
After being slightly startled, Hu Kui threw away the cigarette butt and said distressedly: "It's not because of my powerful father..."
"Who is your father?" Xue Yun raised his eyebrows curiously.
After spitting out thick phlegm, Hu Kui said angrily: "The Lord of Longdu City—Hu Haiquan!"
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The third update today...
I really miss the days when I was a student and was punished by the teacher to clean the women's toilet!