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Chapter 1 Looking for a Rabbit?

"It's over. I've overspent this month. Will I have to waste money in the second half of the month?" Lin Yuan checked the consumption details and looked at his phone helplessly.

"Find a part-time job to earn living expenses and pay off the mortgage and car loan with your salary next month. Yes, that's it."

Lin Yuan opened WeChat and searched for part-time job groups.

"The high-paying part-time job group in Shanghai... the part-time job group for students... the group for high-quality part-time jobs... the group for part-time jobs for teachers... the group for part-time jobs in heaven?"

Lin Yuan opened the group information of this strange group name Tianting Part-time Job Group, but there was nothing there, only a group profile message: There is always a job suitable for you, only you can't do it, there is no job that can't be found in the group.

Lin Yuan hesitated for a moment, then, driven by curiosity, he clicked to join the group chat.

I just clicked to join the group chat, and I joined the group instantly.

A group leader named Jade Emperor sent a welcome message: "Welcome to the part-time group in Heaven. I am the leader of the group, Jade Emperor. Mortals who join the group will change their business cards. Thank you for your cooperation."

"As expected of a part-time group in Heaven, even the nickname of the group leader is the Jade Emperor, which is interesting." Lin Yuan smiled, and then changed the group's business card to his own name.

After changing his name, Lin Yuan sent a message in the group: "Thank you, thank you, I'm short of money recently, so I'd like to trouble the group leader to introduce some part-time jobs with high wages. [Holding fists]"

Taibai Jinxing: "Oh, finally one came. I waited until all the flowers withered."

Taishang Laojun: "To the Jade Emperor, I have too much work here. I will sort it out and send it out. It's hard to come up with one, so I can't let it go. [Tongue out]"

Li Jing, the king of pagoda: "Where is my son? Send the work quickly."

Nezha: "Dad, I can't find my work list. I'll wait until I find it."

Erlang Shen Yang Jian: "Jade Emperor, the Roaring Sky Dog seems to have descended to earth again. Please wait until I confirm before sending a message."

The Jade Emperor: "My lords, don't be impatient. Come one by one. Which one of you has more urgent matters at the moment? Let me go first."

Chang'e: "To the Jade Emperor, my rabbit has disappeared. The clairvoyant said it has gone to the mortal world. This work is urgent. Can I be given priority?"

Jade Emperor: "That's right!"

At this time, a dialog box pops up in the group.

Chang'e's part-time commission: looking for the Jade Rabbit.

Clue 1: According to the clairvoyant report, the Jade Rabbit transformed into a car model.

Clue 2: Grab the rabbit's tail and its eyes will be red.

Location: Magic City.

Job description: Persuade Jade Rabbit to return to Guanghan Palace.

Work reward: a box of Guanghan Palace mooncakes.

Lin Yuan was confused when he saw this dialog box: "Looking for a rabbit? Wait a minute, I'm a little confused now, group leader, are you kidding me? What I want is a serious job, you want me to find a rabbit? And

I need money urgently now, what does it mean to give me a box of mooncakes?"

Jade Emperor: "Mortals, this is a part-time group in Heaven. You work for hundreds of immortals in Heaven and you still complain. Isn't it true that you don't know how to be blessed despite being blessed?"

"Holy shit, are you crazy? There's no normal person in this group or something. I have to work and I don't have time to play house with you here. I'm leaving the group. Goodbye! [Wave]"

Taibai Jinxing: "[Shame]"

Taishang Laojun: "[Sorrowful face]"

Nezha: "[laughing]"

Queen Mother of the West: "[Shame]"

Erlang Shen Yang Jian: "A bold mortal speaks dirty words. [Angry]"



All the immortals are ashamed!

Lin Yuan wanted to leave the group, but found that there was no function to leave the group.

Jade Emperor: "Mortals, once this group enters, there is no way to retreat. It seems that you have doubts about me. In this case, Taibai Jinxing."

Taibai Jinxing: "I am here."

Jade Emperor: "I allow you to go down to earth and prove the truth for mortals."

Taibai Jinxing: "Yes!"

Lin Yuan was helpless: "Don't make trouble, I really don't have time to play role-playing games with you, please let me go!" Lin Yuan then thought: "Since I can't leave the group, I can just ignore him and be done with it, block him!

"

"Here, there's no shielding function? What the hell? Am I dreaming?" Lin Yuan shook his head like a rattle, trying to wake himself up from his dream.

"Boom!"

When Lin Yuan heard the voice, he turned around and saw a fairy-like old man standing behind him. He was holding a smooth and soft whisk and looking at Lin Yuan with a kind face.

When the old man appeared, Lin Yuan was startled and he almost fell off his chair.

"I'll go, who are you?"

"I am Taibai Jinxing. In compliance with the Jade Emperor's will, I descend to earth to prove the truth and falsehood."

"Am I really in a dream?" Lin Yuan couldn't believe it. He pinched his right arm hard with his left hand, causing tears of pain to flow out.

"Ouch, it hurts me so much."

"Mortal, you are not in a dream. The Jade Emperor sent me here just to prove to you that we are not imaginary."

"How do you prove it? Since you are Taibai Jinxing, your power must be boundless, and it must be commonplace to go to heaven and earth. In this case, you can take me to the sky."

Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, it's a trivial matter."

After speaking, Taibai Jinxing shook the dust in his hand, and Lin Yuan flew out of the window.

Lin Yuan's body was flying in the air, with a cloud underneath him supporting his body.

Taibai Jinxing also came out of the house, stepping on a cloud under his feet, stroking his beard and smiling: "How?"

"Am I flying in the clouds?" Lin Yuan was extremely excited and felt relieved. Even if it was in a dream, it was worth it to experience flying in the clouds.

"It turns out that this is what it feels like to fly through the clouds and mist. It's so interesting."

"Then do you believe it?" Taibai Jinxing asked.

"I want to fly up to the sky and have a look."

Without saying a word, Taibai Jinxing shook the whisk again. Lin Yuan was lifted up to an altitude of 10,000 meters by the clouds beneath him. Lin Yuan looked down and saw that everything on the ground had turned into small dots.

No matter how tall the skyscrapers are, they are as small as grains of sand when viewed from a bird's eye view.

"This is much more interesting than flying on a plane, but it's a bit cold." Lin Yuan suddenly felt the chill and couldn't help but shiver.

Taibai Jinxing shook the whisk again, and Lin Yuan returned to the house.

Taibai Jinxing: “Do you believe it?”

"I believe it, I believe it." Lin Yuan had to believe that if this experience was not in a dream, then the white-haired old man in front of him would really be a golden star.

"I'm curious, do your gods in heaven also use mobile phones and WeChat?" When I think of this, I can't help but feel suspicious.

Taibai Jinxing: "You use mobile phones in the mortal world. For gods like us, there is nothing that a breath of immortal energy cannot solve. We call it Tianji Mu. When you breathe out a breath of immortal energy, the Tianji Mu will appear. The functions of your mobile phones in the mortal world,

There are secret curtains, look."

As he spoke, Taibaijinxing exhaled a breath of fairy air, and a glowing smoke screen appeared in front of Taibaijinxing. The smoke screen was indeed similar to the desktop of a mobile phone, but there was only one software on it.

"You are indeed a god. When I saw this thing like yours, I immediately felt that my phone didn't smell good."

"Okay, I'll give you something."

Taibai Jinxing pointed at Lin Yuan's chest with a whisk, and saw a golden tag on Lin Yuan's chest, and a golden rope hanging around his neck.

Taibai Jinxing: "This is a certificate. Except for you, mortals cannot see it. Only gods with immortal energy can see it. This time you go to find Jade Rabbit. To prove your identity, you can show this certificate to Jade Rabbit."

I want to persuade him to return to Fairy Chang'e."

Lin Yuan asked: "How to persuade?"

Taibai Jinxing shook his head: "This is your job, why are you asking me? Well, I am going back to Lingxiao Palace to report to the Jade Emperor. I wish you good luck."

"Hello……"

As soon as the Taibai Venus shook the dust, the person flew out of the window and disappeared into the night sky in the blink of an eye.

Lin Yuan stood by the window, looking at the full moon in the night sky, and said sadly: "It turns out that the story of Chang'e flying to the moon is true... Jade Rabbit, Jade Rabbit, transforming into a car model? This is really novel. Since you transform into a car model, you can do it at the car show.

I saw it. I don’t know where there is a car show tomorrow weekend, so I’ll check online.”

Lin Yuan returned to the computer and searched for the Shanghai Auto Show.

After the search, Lin Yuan looked frustrated and cursed secretly: "I'm so convinced. What day is tomorrow? There are more than ten car shows, big and small. Do we have to go to all the car shows? I can't finish even if I walk...

The magic city is so big, the round trip fare is quite a lot, but no, I have to ask Chang'e for some funds."

"No, how could I do such a vulgar thing as asking Fairy Chang'e for money? Isn't this blaspheming the fairy... Hey, I am a common person, so there is nothing I can't forgive."

Lin Yuan turned on his mobile phone, clicked on the Tianting part-time job group, and sent a message: "Fairy Chang'e, do you think you can give me some funds?"

Chang'e: "Funding?"

"It's the necessary expenses to complete the work, such as travel expenses."

"Oh, that's it. It's a pity that I can't use my fairy energy to change you into money, and I can't go to the God of Wealth. How about this? I heard that there is a thing in the world called a car, which is a means of transportation. How about I use my fairy energy to turn you into a car?

?”

"That fairy... I have my own car. Besides, if you turn it into a car for me, I won't have to pay for gas. [Sweat]"

"That's it, then I can just change it into a car that doesn't require refueling. I can change it into whatever car you want."

"Bugatti Veyron!" Lin Yuan didn't expect Chang'e to really be able to turn himself into a car without refueling, so he said casually.

Chang'e: "Okay!"

After a while, Chang'e sent a message: "It's getting better. [Smile]"

"Where [question mark face]"

"Downstairs of your house!"

Lin Yuan hurried to the window and looked downstairs. Sure enough, there was a Bugatti Veyron parked downstairs.

Lin Yuan picked up the phone: "Where is the key?"

Chang'e: "Do you still need the key? Okay."

As soon as the news about Chang'e was sent out, Lin Yuan suddenly felt something extra in his hand. When he lowered his head, he saw that it was a car key.

Lin Yuan replied: "Received! [ok gesture]"

Suddenly, Lin Yuan had a question in his mind and sent a message: "Fairy Chang'e, I'm very curious. You are all gods with boundless power. I think there is nothing you can't do on your own? Why do you want a mortal like me to work part-time?

?”

Chang'e was silent for a long time and did not reply.

Jade Emperor: "There are many things that even gods cannot do by themselves. Heaven has more restrictions and regulations than you think. There are some things we have to do, but there is no way to do them all by ourselves, so we need a part-time job to work for Heaven. Do you understand, mortal?"

"

"I understand, okay! One more question, Fairy Chang'e, can I change the reward this time? I don't like moon cakes myself, and I need money urgently now. Do you think I can exchange the moon cakes for money?"

Taibai Jinxing: "Ignorant mortals, Fairy Chang'e's mooncakes are worth a thousand dollars. Did you know that Fairy Chang'e's mooncakes have the effect of rejuvenating and rejuvenating the skin? Even an old lady with wrinkles in the world can turn eighteen after eating the fairy's mooncakes."

The face of a 20-year-old girl."

"Damn, if I sell the mooncakes, then I will make a fortune." When Lin Yuan heard that the mooncakes had such effects, he was so excited that he laughed happily, thinking about going back and selling the mooncakes to those rich women.

, I can make a lot of money, I feel relieved when I think of this.


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